Hands Off, My Loots!

Ok, this was a hard decision to split this post and the next one up into two. Because although it all happened within 24 hours or so, the exchanges I had between the 3 people (2 are related, the other is a separate person all together) took place in a weird fashion that ended up making some of one persons story happen in the middle of the other ones time wise, and it would have just been extremely confusing to explain it all in one post, not to mention the length that post would have been. So, this post will be about the first 2 individuals (mostly concentrating on 1 of them…the 2nd guy was just involved because he was a corp mate of the idiot), and the 3rd, not related person…will be in the next post.

If you want the short version, ignore the chat logs, and read only my comments…that should work as a short version, though…the chat logs are rather humorous.

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It started out like a lot of the other things I’ve talked about recently…a long time ago…in a universe far far away…I was can-flipping.

I happened upon 3 people in the same corp, all in retrievers (I think, it’s a little hazy). With 2 cans of ore just sitting by them. So, I flipped the cans, and warped in the Orca.

I had so much going on with new applicatants to Suddenly Ninjas, chatting in corp, fapping, etc that I’m not 100% sure how it all started, but I think it was something like me going in and out of the belt, multiple times, stealing their ore over and over and over…In the end I had over 80,000m3 of their ore. One time, they tried to be smart and grab the ore out of my can before I could load it in the orca. I wasn’t expecting it, and since they had prealigned…warped to station before I could lock them. They then spent the next 15 minutes docked sadly….and we repeated the process, except I locked them every time I saw them now and they lost their nerve.

[ 2010.03.13 03:23:38 ] Kiernance > yea run away bitch
[ 2010.03.13 03:23:55 ] Cyberin > no reason to stay if you won’t shoot

This guy…is the 3rd guy I will talk about in my next post, this happened in the same local chat though, so I thought I’d give you an early introduction to him. I met him while I was waiting for these other guys to mine more ore for me, he was in the belt closest to them. I grabbed his ore and then headed back to them to get theirs…he took that as me being a scared bitch…even though I sat next to him with his drones out for a few minutes and he did nothing. Later….in the next post…he will do MUCH more than nothing.

[ 2010.03.13 03:46:27 ] Cyberin > so, have we learned our lesson everyone? don’t jetcan mine? anyone else want to give me their ore?
[ 2010.03.13 03:52:57 ] Kiernance > yea i want to mine for you some mroe
[ 2010.03.13 04:49:54 ] Totoow > omgggggggggggggg cyrberin
[ 2010.03.13 04:49:56 ] Totoow > stopppp now
[ 2010.03.13 04:52:13 ] piro95 > you not good
[ 2010.03.13 04:52:15 ] piro95 > ein
[ 2010.03.13 04:52:44 ] piro95 > its a good bathle
[ 2010.03.13 04:53:46 ] Cyberin > if you say so

During the 23 minutes from the first log and the one above, I struck up a convo with piro95 (who is a world class idiot…really…just wonderful!). We had a long private convo about how I was a dirtbag and I got horny from taking peoples stuff and that I stole lollipops from babies in real life. Then, I finally convinced him to come fight me.

(note: from here on out, I had tons of convo’s with him and his corp mate in private chats, and local, off and on, over and over. For this reason, I’m just gonna put them all together in chronological order, and not really differentiate much between local and private chat, because it doesn’t really matter much)

[ 2010.03.13 03:24:27 ] Cyberin > bring that vexor back
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:33 ] piro95 > go at the station moon 18
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:36 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:41 ] piro95 > lets go
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:48 ] Cyberin > lol, why would i want to fight at a station so you can play docking games?
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:51 ] Cyberin > get real
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:04 ] piro95 > lets go
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:09 ] piro95 > you scar
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:10 ] Cyberin > then come on back
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:14 ] piro95 > you are scarry
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:42 ] Cyberin > better hurry if you’re coming, only got 3 mins left on aggro
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:09 ] piro95 > lets
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:11 ] piro95 > go
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:16 ] Cyberin > them come back to the belt
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:16 ] piro95 > go at the station
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:24 ] piro95 > why
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:26 ] Cyberin > i’m not fighting at a station so you can dock…
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:30 ] piro95 > your are cloacké
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:42 ] piro95 > i not go here
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:50 ] piro95 > because you are cloak
[ 2010.03.13 03:28:01 ] Cyberin > i’m not cloaked, i warped in right when you warped out
[ 2010.03.13 03:28:10 ] Cyberin > i’m here right now, not cloaked
[ 2010.03.13 03:28:13 ] Cyberin > 1 min left on agro

This is really my first experience with piro95. As you can tell…he has a way with words. I’m trying to get him to fight me after I see he went and got a Vexor…I happened to warp to station as he was docking in it.

[ 2010.03.13 04:19:17 ] Cyberin > ready to fight outside station yet?
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:24 ] piro95 > no
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:31 ] piro95 > why i fight whit you
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:42 ] Cyberin > i’ll leave ya alone if you win?
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:46 ] piro95 > i not fight with a novice
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:52 ] Cyberin > why not?
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:07 ] piro95 > no is not =
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:17 ] piro95 > i have a bc
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:28 ] piro95 > and you frigate
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:31 ] Cyberin > then bring it on, i just want to fight
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:35 ] Cyberin > i don’t mind if I lose
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:38 ] piro95 > and you played that one mounth
[ 2010.03.13 04:21:26 ] Cyberin > my ship is cheap, i don’t care if i die…if you win i’ll leave system and you guys can mine in peace, if not…i’ll just keep taking your ore
[ 2010.03.13 04:24:11 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 04:24:37 ] Cyberin > so you’ll fight?

So, now he has a battlecruiser. Even though I can tell he sucks, this worries me a bit…because, well…I’m less than a month old, and am in a rifter. Since he flies gallente…that tells me he’s probably in a Myrm…and that’s a lot of drones to kill on my own…so I throw out a request in corp chat…and no help comes.

[ 2010.03.13 04:24:53 ] Cyberin > anyone near Caretyn with RR, might be fighting this guy in his BC

Now we just go on some more about fighting each other. I’m still not sure if he’s going to, and where we’ll fight if he does…though I know I won’t be doing it at a station…that’s about the only thing that is for sure at the moment…so I don’t even know where to align my orca alt to in case I need a ship change.

[ 2010.03.13 04:25:38 ] piro95 > yes may not this time
[ 2010.03.13 04:25:48 ] Cyberin > what?
[ 2010.03.13 04:25:51 ] Cyberin > that makes no sense
[ 2010.03.13 04:25:59 ] Cyberin > you either fight now, or you don’t…there is no other time
[ 2010.03.13 04:26:16 ] piro95 > ok just one minute
[ 2010.03.13 04:26:22 ] piro95 > just one time
[ 2010.03.13 04:26:24 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 04:26:56 ] Cyberin > where at?
[ 2010.03.13 04:27:05 ] piro95 > at the planet
[ 2010.03.13 04:27:10 ] Cyberin > which planet?
[ 2010.03.13 04:27:19 ] piro95 > its your choice
[ 2010.03.13 04:27:35 ] piro95 > may you not comes with your friend

He knows the Orca is with me because I was using it to take their ore earlier. I was a little concerned he might not fight because of this (not to mention…it’s still sitting in the same belt, lol).

[ 2010.03.13 04:27:52 ] Cyberin > i won’t if you don’t bring yours
[ 2010.03.13 04:28:25 ] Cyberin > lets go to planet 7?
[ 2010.03.13 04:28:28 ] Cyberin > VII
[ 2010.03.13 04:31:05 ] piro95 > one time
[ 2010.03.13 04:31:08 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 04:31:11 ] Cyberin > ok
[ 2010.03.13 04:32:30 ] Cyberin > where are you?
[ 2010.03.13 04:32:48 ] piro95 > you are weard
[ 2010.03.13 04:32:56 ] piro95 > i am in the local
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:01 ] piro95 > check

At this point, he leaves local, so I assume he’s going to get his battlecruiser…so I wait by the gate to see what he comes back in, and played dumb in private convo wondering why he left system.

[ 2010.03.13 04:33:27 ] Cyberin > why did you leave?
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:30 ] Cyberin > you aren’t in system?
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:52 ] piro95 > no
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:55 ] piro95 > one time
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:59 ] piro95 > is not long
[ 2010.03.13 04:34:15 ] Cyberin > what are you talking about, yes…one time…lets fight…you have to be in system to fight…
[ 2010.03.13 04:36:01 ] Cyberin > i thought you said we were going to fight?
[ 2010.03.13 04:36:14 ] piro95 > yes i am ready
[ 2010.03.13 04:36:20 ] piro95 > im comming
[ 2010.03.13 04:36:37 ] Cyberin > had to go to other system to get ship?
[ 2010.03.13 04:38:00 ] piro95 > no check in the local
[ 2010.03.13 04:38:08 ] Cyberin > yeah, you left, and now you are back
[ 2010.03.13 04:39:25 ] Cyberin > i’m at planet VII
[ 2010.03.13 04:40:28 ] piro95 > ok

This is where I get scared. He came back in his battlecruiser. It’s not the Myrmidon I was expecting…it’s even worse! Wait for it…wait for it…A VEXOR!!! So, I have to mention it in corp chat for lols…and again, don’t get much response…everyone must be watching American Idol or something…

[ 2010.03.13 04:40:57 ] Cyberin > lol, this guy is in his Vexor Battlecruiser…
[ 2010.03.13 04:41:16 ] JordanParey > just put him out of his misery
[ 2010.03.13 04:41:29 ] Cyberin > i’m trying…he’s taking forever to come fight

Now, back to waiting for him to fight, wonder what he’s doing, etc, etc, etc…

[ 2010.03.13 04:42:18 ] Cyberin > ok, you coming? i’ve got a can out, when you get here drop one for you and we’ll both loot so we both get aggro before we start…that way it’ll be fair
[ 2010.03.13 04:44:21 ] Cyberin > dude…come one…what’s taking so long?
[ 2010.03.13 04:45:18 ] piro95 > can i scanne your ship
[ 2010.03.13 04:45:20 ] piro95 > please
[ 2010.03.13 04:45:37 ] Cyberin > no…you have a bigger ship than me, why would you need to scan me?
[ 2010.03.13 04:45:43 ] Cyberin > just come on
[ 2010.03.13 04:50:11 ] Cyberin > you gonna do this or what?

During the waiting, I head back to the original belt, and what do I find? His corp mates have learned from their mistakes? They don’t want to lose more than the 80,000m3 of ore I’ve already taken from them?…no…another can, so I take that too. This of course, gives him agro on me, and I find out this is why he was stalling, he didn’t want to take from my can. He immediately warps in to the belt (with me right next to my orca, no aligning needed…yay!) Turns out I didn’t need to switch ships though..as he never once let loose one drone.

[ 2010.03.13 04:53:48 ] piro95 > fuck you
[ 2010.03.13 04:53:55 ] piro95 > you kill me
[ 2010.03.13 04:54:06 ] Kiernance > lmao
[ 2010.03.13 04:54:20 ] Cyberin > by the way, a Vexor is not a battlecruiser…
[ 2010.03.13 04:54:32 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 04:54:55 ] Cyberin > lol, why eject?

He ejected before I killed him, but since I can’t fly it…I killed the vexor anyway. Then apparently someone in corp felt his death!

[ 2010.03.13 04:54:13 ] JordanParey > is e dead yet?
[ 2010.03.13 04:55:38 ] Cyberin > yeah, just killed him

I’m leaving out this chat log, but right here you can pretend like we talked in local about why he ejected. He didn’t want me to pod him, so me and local explained you can’t do that in hisec…blah blah blah. And while we talk about that, I think I’ll take some MORE of their ore. Do these guys ever learn?

[ 2010.03.13 04:57:53 ] piro95 > stop that please
[ 2010.03.13 04:57:59 ] Cyberin > stop what?
[ 2010.03.13 04:58:14 ] piro95 > the flippe of my can
[ 2010.03.13 04:58:30 ] Cyberin > sure thing
[ 2010.03.13 04:58:38 ] piro95 > okay
[ 2010.03.13 04:58:38 ] Kiernance > it is part of the game it happens get over it or get an orca
[ 2010.03.13 04:59:24 ] piro95 > okay you play and that
[ 2010.03.13 04:59:35 ] Cyberin > or just keep doing it over and over and over like you do piro, that’s fine too…
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:14 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:17 ] piro95 > yes me too
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:28 ] piro95 > ikts crazy
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:35 ] piro95 > for my vexor
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:36 ] piro95 > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:44 ] piro95 > my vexor is destruct
[ 2010.03.13 05:01:46 ] Cyberin > have another one?
[ 2010.03.13 05:02:39 ] piro95 > no
[ 2010.03.13 05:02:41 ] piro95 > men
[ 2010.03.13 05:03:04 ] piro95 > go fight with your brother
[ 2010.03.13 05:03:13 ] Cyberin > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:03:22 ] piro95 > is have no other personne is fight whit you

Go fight with my brother…seriously? WTF is that?! I am glad he asked me so nicely to stop can-flipping him…I actually did stop. But only because they finally wised up and I didn’t see any more cans. Now, skip forward 9 hours (not sure if that was sleep or work…it was one of the two though). I log in, and he immediately convos me…

[ 2010.03.13 14:54:57 ] piro95 > yo
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:06 ] Cyberin > o/
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:08 ] piro95 > you not can flippe
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:13 ] piro95 > today
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:20 ] Cyberin > i can flip every day
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:37 ] piro95 > a ok go at caretyn
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:47 ] piro95 > i help you for can flip
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:55 ] piro95 > and i protect you
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:56 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 14:56:50 ] Cyberin > why would i need protection from you? You suck at fitting ships…and got killed by me already…
[ 2010.03.13 14:56:50 ] piro95 > are you fight with
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:09 ] piro95 > fight with me
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:11 ] piro95 > another
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:18 ] piro95 > i retry
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:23 ] piro95 > with you
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:43 ] Cyberin > ok, sounds good
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:59 ] piro95 > lets go
[ 2010.03.13 14:58:01 ] piro95 > ¸okay
[ 2010.03.13 14:58:22 ] Cyberin > i’m on my way, where you wanna fight?

He goes from telling me not to can-flip, to telling me he’ll protect me if I do, to telling me he wants to kill me. Bi-Polar much?

[ 2010.03.13 14:59:54 ] Cyberin > why close chat piro? we need to discuss details

O! My! F’ing! Lord!…he starts with the hide-and-go-seek private convo’s. Really….shoot me please! My next excerpt tells what a hide-and-go-seek convo is .

[ 2010.03.13 15:00:26 ] piro95 > a ok
[ 2010.03.13 15:01:13 ] Cyberin > where we gonna do this at?
[ 2010.03.13 15:02:38 ] Cyberin > i’m waiting…
[ 2010.03.13 15:02:46 ] piro95 > ok just time
[ 2010.03.13 15:02:47 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 15:02:58 ] piro95 > im just prepar my frigate
[ 2010.03.13 15:03:04 ] piro95 > its =
[ 2010.03.13 15:03:05 ] Cyberin > convo me again when you’re ready
[ 2010.03.13 15:03:12 ] piro95 > frigate versus frigate
[ 2010.03.13 15:03:31 ] Cyberin > ok
[ 2010.03.13 15:04:54 ] Cyberin > lol, quit opening and closing the chat, unless you wanna discuss this in local, which is fine with me
[ 2010.03.13 15:05:30 ] Cyberin > lets fight at planet 7
[ 2010.03.13 15:07:11 ] Cyberin > you coming?
[ 2010.03.13 15:09:27 ] Cyberin > you are the one that wanted to fight, so fucking undock, grow some balls, and come fight…
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:06 ] Grelinor > lol who you talking to, kid?
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:17 ] piro95 > you are obligate to agression whit mebecause can not atytack you
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:34 ] Cyberin > you need to come over here and we have to take from each others cans, then we can fight
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:44 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:51 ] Cyberin > i’m at planet 7
[ 2010.03.13 15:11:08 ] Cyberin > and i’m talking to your little buddy here Grel…obviously
[ 2010.03.13 15:11:30 ] Grelinor > yeah I figuerd out
[ 2010.03.13 15:11:41 ] Grelinor > Although it wasn’t obvious from the first thing I read
[ 2010.03.13 15:12:06 ] Cyberin > gotcha
[ 2010.03.13 15:12:33 ] Cyberin > he’s been bother me all morning to fight and he’s still sitting in the station…
[ 2010.03.13 15:13:29 ] Grelinor > lol he’s skilled as a miner… not sure what he can do as a fighter…
[ 2010.03.13 15:13:42 ] Cyberin > me either, but he’s the one that wants to fight
[ 2010.03.13 15:13:44 ] Grelinor > but you guys should just shake hands, pay each other a beer, get drunk and have fun
[ 2010.03.13 15:13:56 ] Cyberin > i’m having loads of fun, no need to shke hands
[ 2010.03.13 15:14:21 ] Grelinor > I’m not sure he is

Ok, now, during this next log, I had 5 separate private convos with piro95 trying to get him to grow some balls. He kept saying he was going to fight, and stalling, and fighting, and stalling. I think he might have been playing with himself in preparation, I’m not really sure. All I know is he kept closing convo, which is why I kept opening new ones…and which lead to 5 convo’s…all of which included me questioning his manhood. I’m not posting those logs, because they are boring…and since he can’t talk well, are very hard to understand, and this paragraph sums it up nicely.

This is also where I am introduced to Grelinor. Piro’s corp mate who is running around in a Caracal pretending like I don’t know he’s there to try and help Piro gank me…and at the same time, try and reason with me to stop all the bloodshed and let the hamsters go free! If Ivanna was here, I’m sure he’d say cowbell was involved somehow.

[ 2010.03.13 15:15:19 ] Grelinor > but just to avoid any more bloodshed (or metalshed, anyways)… anyway you guys can work this out?
[ 2010.03.13 15:16:10 ] Cyberin > um, no, not really…i’m not in the business of working things out without bloodshed
[ 2010.03.13 15:17:37 ] Grelinor > it is too bad
[ 2010.03.13 15:18:33 ] Cyberin > not really
[ 2010.03.13 15:18:40 ] Cyberin > i quite enjoy it
[ 2010.03.13 15:18:46 ] Grelinor > you know I can’t let you kill a corpmate without acting, then you’ll bring friends, we’ll bring friends, it’s gonna end in a war which not one of us want
[ 2010.03.13 15:19:10 ] Cyberin > actually, you don’t want that…i personally would LOVE that
[ 2010.03.13 15:19:25 ] Cyberin > now tell your corpy to come to planet 7 so we can end this
[ 2010.03.13 15:20:06 ] Grelinor > i’ll let you invite him, I’m not in favour of that exchange
[ 2010.03.13 15:20:22 ] Cyberin > i have been
[ 2010.03.13 15:20:29 ] Cyberin > guess he’s scared
[ 2010.03.13 15:23:56 ] Cyberin > take from my can and drop your own piro, that way it’s fair and we both get aggro
[ 2010.03.13 15:25:20 ] Cyberin > you need to come take from my can too Piro…i’m not getting personal corp aggro with your friend here…unless you do too…
[ 2010.03.13 15:25:24 ] Cyberin > i’m not an idiot

Now, there is another 16 minutes of me talking to Piro in local about how we both need to flip each others can’s to get agro on each other to make it fair since he’s got a friend in system with him that can help kill me. The whole time I’m just stalling for a fellow ninja salvager from The Ninja Alliance channel to show up in his domi to remote rep me (yes, overkill is a good thing, lol). Thanks for the help Merktlhu!

Once he gets in system, I take from Piro’s can, and sure enough both him and Grelinor open up on me. Grelinor decides to be cocky as he gets me to half armor before my RR starts repping me back up after he lands from warp.

[ 2010.03.13 15:41:58 ] Grelinor > ok had enough?

There’s the cocky…

[ 2010.03.13 15:42:31 ] Cyberin > sure have…lol

There’s the return cocky after Merktlhu lands next to me…

[ 2010.03.13 15:44:43 ] Cyberin > what? tired of talking?
[ 2010.03.13 15:44:53 ] Cyberin > you didn’t think i’d actually let you win did oyu?

He stops shooting me, and shoots my mate in a Domi…which, wasn’t that smart…as I might not have been able to kill him on my own, but a Dominix certainly can.

After that, we had a long (really long) convo in local about fighting, them dishonoring a 1v1 (because it was originally supposed to be one…for Piro at least)…and a bunch of other stuff that doesn’t matter. And for those of you wondering about the 1v1 thing…no, I don’t really care about that…as personally I don’t honor them either unless I know you, but…I thought it was fun to pick on them about it and it got a rise out of them for a while.

[ 2010.03.13 16:28:56 ] Cyberin > you done mining today?

That is all…

Now…the next post concerning Kiernance will be out soon (2 hours after this one actually…gotta give it a little space ya know…).

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