Hands Off, My Loots!

Just a quick update.  I’m still out here in 0.0 Ratting my Security Status up.  It’s a slow process…made even slower by the fact that I’m normally too lazy to do it right.  For people that are in a hurry to get their Security Status up, the best technique is to kill one battleship rat and then move to a new system and do the same, over and over.  After 15 minutes you can return to the first system and do it all over again.

This is the best way because you only get a Security Status increase once every 15 minutes per system…so if you go to different systems you can get more than one increase in 15 minutes.

Me?  I’m lazy, and playing it safe.  I don’t feel like losing my ship/pod at the moment to a gate camp…and I can’t be arsed to scout for myself at the moment either…so I’ve just been chilling in one system ratting.  Sure, I’m not gaining Security Status as fast as I’d like…but on the bright side, I’m making more ISK than I would be if I was just killing one Rat per system…since I can farm the belt rat battleships.

Up to -7.88, from -9.94…so I’m getting there slowly but surely.

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In other news, it seems that no matter where I go I can’t help but be a smart ass…this short log is from yesterday while me and another Ninja (who kindly came to keep me company..thanks man!) were ratting and needed to relieve a little boredom.

We played with the guy for at least an hour…he would come in a Cheetah, scan us down, warp out to grab his Vagabond, then a Sabre.  He sling bubbled a gate, and the station trying to get us.  I was cloaked so I let him scan down Onilan in his Rifter so we could move safespots just to annoy him.

After about an hour he called in a friend…and since it was late already, I called it a night when he decided he didn’t wanna have any more fun…lol

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Channel Name:    Local
Listener:        Cyberin
Session started: 2009.12.22 00:52:18
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[ 2009.12.22 01:51:49 ] Marcus Quo > pepper jack LOVE fraggle rock
[ 2009.12.22 01:51:58 ] Cyberin >
[ 2009.12.22 03:03:10 ] EVE System > Channel changed to —– Local Channel
[ 2009.12.22 03:16:43 ] EVE System > Channel changed to —– Local Channel
[ 2009.12.22 03:40:31 ] Cyberin > /emote waves his hand
[ 2009.12.22 03:40:36 ] Cyberin > These are not the Ninjas you are looking for
[ 2009.12.22 03:46:37 ] Cyberin > o/ i see you are back
[ 2009.12.22 03:59:58 ] Onilan > TAG, yer it!
[ 2009.12.22 04:00:25 ] Cyberin > you didn’t really think we were that dumb did you?
[ 2009.12.22 04:00:29 ] Cyberin > we are NINJAS!!!
[ 2009.12.22 04:00:39 ] Namamai > your endless pratter in local led me to suspect that, yes ;p
[ 2009.12.22 04:00:54 ] Cyberin > boredom does that to people
[ 2009.12.22 04:01:08 ] Cyberin > though, i can hardly classify 2 lines as ‘endless pratter’

oh, by the way…Pepper Jack is the name of my Wolf…the first person up there in the log seemed to like that name

Stay tuned for the next episode where Cyberin makes a single ship conga line and shoots rockets at helpless asteroids!

I was sitting in Dodixie, Moon 20 Station, spinning my ship…when all of a sudden a thought hit me.  “Go find a noob to kill,” my mind said to myself…I agreed, so it was time to prepare.

Preparation was simple, load up the Orca alt with a Wolf, Hound, Cheetah, Rifter, Shuttle, Reaper, and a Hurricane; then pilot him over to Vittenyn while Cyberin brings along the Scorpion.  Of course, that’s a little out of order, because I actually went there in my Gank Catalyst first, killed a Retriever, and then when he came back in a Myrmidon, I decided to do all of the above in order to have a very high chance of getting to kill him.  So, after killing his Retriever…and Concord killing me…the saga begins…

And as always for the people who like a short version…I ganked a guy in a retriever, then killed his Myrm, then killed another guy later in an Incursus.  Seriously…read the rest of the post…it isn’t THAT long

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A lot of people recently let me know that they enjoyed reading about two idiots I had the pleasure of encountering.   Some people thought they were funny, some people thought they were stupid (I thought both…or maybe just naive).  Either way, one of them (Antiquity1) thought I was the stupid one…and I was met with this evemail upon logging into the game one day.

2009.10.26 01:19 – From Antiquity1
Hey, just wondering if you wanted a PvP match in Assiettes? Message back with a time please.

Needless to say, this sounded like an excellent plan to me, so after a few more evemails…we decided to meet!

2009.10.26 12:37 – To Antiquity1
What type of match? Ship Type?

2009.10.26 17:43 – From Antiquity1
Remember a few days ago you were in your Wolf? How about that

2009.10.27 03:18 – To Antiquity1
Depends on what you plan on being in…

2009.10.27 11:19 – From Antiquity1
Not really sure yet, howabout I turn up in whatever ship I’m using when you get in system and I’ll see if you think thats alright?

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