Hands Off, My Loots!

I’m gonna try something new.  I’m actually going to start posting more!  Like…hopefully every time I get some tears, I’m going to log off, and post about it.  It probably won’t happen like that…but I’m tired of going through days and days worth of chat logs to refresh my memory of stuff.

First off for today, this is not entertaining in the least, but as I was salvaging the other day, I warp in to a Raven’s Mission…and what do I see?  He’s tractoring a can of loot behind him.  He’s looted the entire mission for me already…YOINK!…then I warp in the Orca, pick up the loot…and he never shoots, but hey…that can had about 15mil ISK worth of loot in it so I was happy.  Glad he got his hands off my loot! (see what I did there?)

Oh, and while I was going through the logs, I noticed this (which I didn’t see in local at the time…I was just traveling through some belts while can flipping)

George Nutz > Sup Cyberin

Not sure if this was a fan giving me a shout out, or if it was someone I was bumping in a belt…I really don’t remember.  So if it’s a fan….HAI!!!!

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Mr. Deeds:

This guy was in a Drake, and he has a really interesting way with words.  This has nothing at all to do with the title of this thread (that’s the next chat log).  But I thought this conversation warranted conversation.  Please comment with whether you think he meant option A or option B…I’m going to forward him the results of this little comment poll via evemail.

[ 2010.07.14 16:45:46 ] Starcatcher Deeds > Go kill your own ass hole
[ 2010.07.14 16:45:51 ] Cyberin > no thanks

Then…he closed convo…leaving me very confused!  I actually had to ponder for a bit, scratch my head and say “WTF?” a few times…then, it just got the better of me so I convoed him again.

[ 2010.07.14 17:13:48 ] Cyberin > o/ again
[ 2010.07.14 17:13:54 ] Starcatcher Deeds > that tickles
[ 2010.07.14 17:13:56 ] Cyberin > [16:56:28] Starcatcher Deeds > Missioners watch your loot Cyberin is a thief
[ 2010.07.14 17:13:59 ] Cyberin > what exactly does that mean?
[ 2010.07.14 17:14:25 ] Starcatcher Deeds > it means your a frackin thief ashole
[ 2010.07.14 17:14:32 ] Cyberin > i steal assholes?
[ 2010.07.14 17:14:46 ] Cyberin > damn…that was the wrong quote
[ 2010.07.14 17:14:47 ] Starcatcher Deeds > you suck them

Crap…copy/paste fail.  Suddenly Ninjas have a habit of posting tears in corp chat for others to revel over…Mr. Deeds provided that gem for me in local after our initial chat, so I had to share (I had already shared the killing of my own fecal matter ejection system with them…).  I forgot I didn’t have his first statement still on the clipboard…so it was a little embarrassing…easy enough to fix though!

[ 2010.07.14 17:15:09 ] Cyberin > [16:45:46] Starcatcher Deeds > Go kill your own ass hole
[ 2010.07.14 17:15:17 ] Cyberin > that’s the one i was wondering about…
[ 2010.07.14 17:15:24 ] Starcatcher Deeds > not going to fight you so piss off
[ 2010.07.14 17:15:35 ] Cyberin > is that…kill my own asshole?…or…go kill your own, asshole?…
[ 2010.07.14 17:16:08 ] Starcatcher Deeds > hehehhehehe just bugger off
[ 2010.07.14 17:16:11 ] Starcatcher Deeds > bye
[ 2010.07.14 17:16:14 ] Cyberin > o/

Sadly, I still didn’t get an answer.  Usually, I’d take this up with his CEO and see if he knew…but alas, Mr. Deeds is his own CEO.

So, what do you think? (comments please)

Option A: Go kill your own asshole! (as in, killing my personal rectal cavity…)
Option B: Go kill you own! Asshole! (as in, go kill my fellow ninjas…and that I am a jerk…)
Option C: Neither…this dude is just a total fuckwad!

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Now, to the good stuff you have all been waiting for…BECAUSE OF FALCON!!!

Arden, over at Ninja Hi-Jinx found himself an Abaddon with an Itchy trigger finger…and I was in system so I thought I’d go watch the fight, and take some loot while I was at it.  Now, this Abaddon had some kind of hellish tank on it…Arden thought he might be very blingy…so I was getting ready to go grab a scan ship when the Abaddon shot at me too! (I had looted something, didn’t actually expect him to shoot at me though…what an idiot).  So, scan ship idea was put on hold as I warped to the Orca and grabbed my Gank Cane, Banana Smoothie.

I get back, and go to town on this Abaddon (I forgot the dudes name…he never said a word in local so I can’t really find out what it was).  Minutes go by (long minutes…this dude has one hell of a tank, me in my cane, and Arden in his Sleip are having trouble cracking him).  We are getting close…and…my client crashes! SHIT!!! Log back in!  But what is this?  It didn’t just crash…it FROZE…so I had to ctrl+alt+delete to get it closed out so I could reopen it.  Once I log back in, I reacquire lock and we start working on him again.

About a minute later…a neutral Falcon warps in.  Except, it’s not really neutral…it’s one of his corp mates…that doesn’t have aggro on either me or Arden.  Wanna guess what happens next?  You are correct…CONCORDOKKEN!!!!

This is the conversation that followed with the Falcon pilot.

[ 2010.07.16 14:37:48 ] Cyberin > that was a horrible time for me to DC

No lie…it really was!  The Abaddon was in structure when the Falcon jammed me and Arden…if I hadn’t DCed…he’d have died.

[ 2010.07.16 14:37:59 ] Ultramrine > Horrible time for me to be a noob
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:02 ] Cyberin > lol
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:06 ] Cyberin > that was pretty funny
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:11 ] Ultramrine > yeah i had a laugh.
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:19 ] Cyberin > you an alt, or a corpy?
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:21 ] Ultramrine > corpie is screaming for help
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:24 ] Cyberin > lol
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:29 ] Ultramrine > so i come to the rescue, not thinking.
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:38 ] Ultramrine > clicked the jams and was like ‘fuuu!’
[ 2010.07.16 14:39:08 ] Cyberin > yeah, we were wondering when we saw a falcon warp in

This guy seems ok, but…in all reality?  Pretty idiotic move to suicide a Falcon…when there is this popup that says “Are you sure you want to do this?  If you do…Concord will rape you in the ass with no protection”…

Didn’t get a popup?  Well…then you disabled it…which is an even more idiotic move…turn it back on, k?

[ 2010.07.16 14:39:26 ] Ultramrine > either way we saved money.
[ 2010.07.16 14:39:35 ] Ultramrine > and no km for you! haha
[ 2010.07.16 14:39:59 ] Cyberin > yeah, it’s a good tactic…people don’t normally do it with falcons though
[ 2010.07.16 14:40:13 ] Ultramrine > i wasn’t intending to do it either but meh.

This part is why I think he’s lying a little later on…they ‘saved money’…Falcon’s aren’t cheap…

[ 2010.07.16 14:41:19 ] Ultramrine > you write my loot your tears yourself?
[ 2010.07.16 14:41:37 ] Cyberin > Hands Off, My Loots
[ 2010.07.16 14:41:44 ] Ultramrine > sorrry, thats it.
[ 2010.07.16 14:41:52 ] Ultramrine > I read it, nice blog. One of my favourites.
[ 2010.07.16 14:42:00 ] Cyberin > you’ll be on there soon
[ 2010.07.16 14:42:26 ] Ultramrine > Hahaha awesome. Woth the loss then!

HAI!!!…I still think you’re an idiot though, don’t suicide T2 ships, k? Thanks for reading though!

[ 2010.07.16 14:43:23 ] Cyberin > any way you could see if your corpy could show me the fit he had? he had a hellish tank…
[ 2010.07.16 14:43:46 ] Ultramrine > sure.
[ 2010.07.16 14:45:27 ] Ultramrine > Abaddon
[ 2010.07.16 14:47:10 ] Cyberin > lol, there’s no way he would have tanked us in that fit
[ 2010.07.16 14:47:30 ] Ultramrine > well he was
[ 2010.07.16 14:47:57 ] Cyberin > very hard to believe…but interesting
[ 2010.07.16 14:50:58 ] Cyberin > well, have a good one got other people to try and kill o/ most likely blog post will be up in a few days
[ 2010.07.16 14:51:13 ] Ultramrine > haha nice. Good hunting.

The fit he linked was just a standard mission Abaddon fit, no shinies or anything…just T2 stuff.  Although this character was 4 years old, I still find it hard to believe he tanked a Gank Cane and a Sleipnir for as long as he did (not sure how long…but it was a LONG time).  But, I can’t really say either way…it could happen if his tanking skills were awesome I guess…but, meh…all that matters in the end was I didn’t get my kill…BECAUSE OF FALCON!

Still no kills since I’ve been back (actually, that’s a lie…just got one today, but that’s for another post )