Hands Off, My Loots!

Been a while since I’ve posted about what I’ve been up to, and who I’ve been ‘helping’ ingame, sorry about that…but life got a bit busy.  So, I sat down the past few days and went through over 500 chat logs to try and jog my memory a bit.

Since my last update I’ve still been working on my learning skills, and while doing that I’ve either been working on new applications to Suddenly Ninjas, or can flipping. (by the way, we got wardecced by a 1 man corp recently…now his corp is up to 6 members on last check…so recruitment is closed for the time being.  Anyway, the chat logs below are pretty much all the result of can flipping.

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The chat log from this encounter is very long, and boring for 95% of it, so I’ll spare you the boredom since I don’t feel like weeding through the couple hundred lines of it…but to summarize, there was a retriever in an ice belt, with about half a can of ice for me.  He got upset when I put it in my own can and said I stole it from him!  I kindly pointed out that it was in my can, with my name on it, and that I had mined it myself…and he had no proof to the contrary.  After an hour of talking about how I’m a failure (even though I made 2.4mil isk for doing nothing off that ice, and then another 2.4mil isk a bit later when he thought I was gone…) so I got bored with him, sold the ice for cheap, and went on my way to mine in other systems.

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In another incident, Aiden Mourn (my esteemed new CEO) got himself some aggro from a Mission Runner.  I suited up in my rifter and headed over to try and get aggro on my own, but ended up just watching him blow the MRs drake up.

We stayed in fleet until a while later he got aggro on some more people, recruited some Remote Rep into the fleet…and again, I invited myself along in my rifter (I’ve since throw away my rifters and am now using Amarr ships since they shoot pretty beams of light…these punishers are a pain in the ass to fit).

Channel Name:    Fleet

Listener:        Cyberin

Session started: 2010.03.15 17:42:15

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[ 2010.03.15 21:07:45 ] Aiden Mourn > so whos around with AWESOME RR

[ 2010.03.15 21:09:22 ] Cyberin > not me! lol

[ 2010.03.15 21:09:27 ] Cyberin > i can however get a rfiter

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:02 ] Aiden Mourn > haha

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:27 ] Aiden Mourn > this is maybe a terrible idea

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:29 ] Aiden Mourn > hah

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:40 ] Cyberin > possibly, lol

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:40 ] Aiden Mourn > im going to see if theyre still there

I cut out all the hours of crap before this part, and some stuff in between that is the fleet talking about gang bonuses, etc…stuff you don’t need to know about .  The part you missed (because apparently I deleted it and don’t feel like looking through the log again) was that Aiden had found himself a nice set of Mission Runners in a Raven and a Drake.  Both of them shot at Aiden, and then warped, so we spend the next 10 minutes or so looking for them, bouncing between stations, the mission, etc…when they finally warped back into the mission while Aiden was there ready for the tackle.

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:08 ] Aiden Mourn > Gladi Ator back at mission

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:15 ] Aiden Mourn > as i warped

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:30 ] Llyan > Head back and engage?

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:32 ] Llyan > What are you in?

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:38 ] Aiden Mourn > just a vigil right now

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:40 ] Aiden Mourn > to not spook them

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:49 ] Aiden Mourn > im trying to get this one guy to keep extending aggro

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:52 ] Aiden Mourn > while the other guys losses it

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:55 ] Aiden Mourn > and corp aggro runs out

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:59 ] Llyan > Screw that, take them both on.

[ 2010.03.15 21:17:04 ] Llyan > You have RR now.

[ 2010.03.15 21:17:56 ] Aiden Mourn > gladitator just refreshed again

[ 2010.03.15 21:17:57 ] Aiden Mourn > =)

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:02 ] Aiden Mourn > 4 min left on the other drake

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:11 ] Aiden Mourn > 3 corp aggro left

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:14 ] Aiden Mourn > *3 min

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:16 ] Llyan > Just go for it, you can take on two Drakes with reps.

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:22 ] Aiden Mourn > yeah ok

Also, notice how we like to try our chances?  Aiden wants to play it safe, Llyan tells him to grow some balls  Balls are the better part of Valour ya know!

[ 2010.03.15 21:20:06 ] Aiden Mourn > undocking cane

[ 2010.03.15 21:20:36 ] Aiden Mourn > warping to mission

[ 2010.03.15 21:20:54 ] Llyan > Shout when you’re engaged.

…blah blah blah…

[ 2010.03.15 21:21:58 ] Aiden Mourn > going to be engagd in about 2 seconds llyn

[ 2010.03.15 21:22:03 ] Llyan > omw

[ 2010.03.15 21:22:12 ] Aiden Mourn > pointed

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:26 ] Llyan > You’re way out of range.

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:30 ] Aiden Mourn > haha, corp aggro is out

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:32 ] Aiden Mourn > raven cant shoot

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:44 ] Aiden Mourn > i need to be this close

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:59 ] Llyan > k, I can catch up by the looks.

[ 2010.03.15 21:24:37 ] Cyberin > raven pointed

[ 2010.03.15 21:24:41 ] Set Shwayo > RR incoming

[ 2010.03.15 21:25:13 ] Aiden Mourn > weee!!

[ 2010.03.15 21:25:41 ] Aiden Mourn > hes got a decent tank

[ 2010.03.15 21:25:48 ] Llyan > Yeah, but going down.

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:18 ] Set Shwayo > drake at gate

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:25 ] Aiden Mourn > hah, its the toher on

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:28 ] Set Shwayo > galdi ator is back

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:28 ] Aiden Mourn > i have aggro on both

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:31 ] Aiden Mourn > =)

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:41 ] Set Shwayo > hes warping

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:45 ] Aiden Mourn > this one needs to go down soon

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:47 ] Cyberin > i could use a bit more rep if anyone can

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:55 ] Llyan > Only if you come within 7km.

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:03 ] Set Shwayo > i need to get out an push!  jesus

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:03 ] Cyberin > gotcha

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:33 ] Aiden Mourn > didnt realize you had aggro cyb

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:39 ] Aiden Mourn > thanks for geting the drones

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:44 ] Llyan > Don’t die Cyb, come over here.

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:48 ] Cyberin > both of them aggroed me

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:56 ] Aiden Mourn > raven too?

[ 2010.03.15 21:28:02 ] Aiden Mourn > wait whered the other drake go?

[ 2010.03.15 21:28:03 ] Cyberin > i’ve got him pointed

[ 2010.03.15 21:28:59 ] Aiden Mourn > need rr from raven?

[ 2010.03.15 21:29:08 ] Cyberin > my armor is back to full

[ 2010.03.15 21:29:19 ] Cyberin > i had to kill 10 drones…that was close, lol

[ 2010.03.15 21:29:48 ] Llyan > Now kill the Raven.

[ 2010.03.15 21:29:53 ] Cyberin > guess i’ll try and ransom him to go free

[ 2010.03.15 22:31:29 ] Cyberin > lol…they are gonna try and suicide themselves on me to get the raven free…

[ 2010.03.15 22:31:38 ] Cyberin > griffins…

[ 2010.03.15 22:31:52 ] Cyberin > yay, i’ll get some kill mails

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:03 ] Llyan > ECM to get rid of the RR maybe?

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:15 ] Cyberin > i’m thinking they are gonna try and jam me so he can warp

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:27 ] Cyberin > since he’s aligned

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:36 ] Llyan > Yeah, I guess that would work too.

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:47 ] Cyberin > i’m gonna bump him when they lock me

[ 2010.03.15 22:33:25 ] Cyberin > and turn off the web so he’s not at full speed

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:03 ] Llyan > Damn, I should have brought out the suicide Thrasher after all. Could easily have taken one of them down.

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:08 ] Cyberin >

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:19 ] Cyberin > lock them up and get on the killmails

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:32 ] Llyan > They’re lockd, but I won’t be able to shoot.

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:39 ] Cyberin > when they jam me you will

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:44 ] Cyberin > they’ll go global

[ 2010.03.15 22:35:00 ] Llyan > How come? It’s just normal aggro.

[ 2010.03.15 22:35:38 ] Cyberin > not if they shoot me…they don’t have aggro…

[ 2010.03.15 22:35:58 ] Llyan > Oh, heh. Good point.

[ 2010.03.15 22:37:04 ] Cyberin > bah

[ 2010.03.15 22:37:18 ] Cyberin > very nicely played on them though

[ 2010.03.15 22:37:33 ] Cyberin > i couldn’t get on them, forgot about that…lol…jammed

[ 2010.03.15 22:37:56 ] Llyan > Missed the other one though, was just out of range for neut.

[ 2010.03.15 22:38:31 ] Cyberin > well, that was fun while it lasted…sorta, lol

[ 2010.03.15 22:38:57 ] Llyan > Yeah. Pissed someone off. Got their sec status. Got a kill. All fun.

[ 2010.03.15 22:39:02 ] Cyberin >

[ 2010.03.15 22:39:15 ] Llyan > Would have been funnier if they’d missed their jams though.

[ 2010.03.15 22:39:51 ] Cyberin > one of them did

[ 2010.03.15 22:40:25 ] Cyberin > they staggered their ecms, looked like the ssecond one wasn’t gonna do it if the first one worked

[ 2010.03.15 22:41:09 ] Llyan > If they hadn’t wasted so much time and failed so badly for like 2 hours, I’d almost say it looked like they knew what they were doing.

I’ve got a few more chat logs to post, but I’m just going to post one more in this post, and schedule the others ones later…don’t want to bore anyone too much lol.

[ 2010.03.18 21:29:54 ] Cyberin > why did you leave?

[ 2010.03.18 21:30:00 ] Cyberin > i was trying to bring you your loot?

[ 2010.03.18 21:30:07 ] Admiral Vazquez > need to go to the bathroon

[ 2010.03.18 21:30:40 ] Admiral Vazquez > how are you doing

[ 2010.03.18 21:30:52 ] Cyberin > doing good, having fun ratting

[ 2010.03.18 21:31:04 ] Admiral Vazquez > yea

[ 2010.03.18 21:31:21 ] Cyberin > did you want your loot from that ship?

[ 2010.03.18 21:31:53 ] Admiral Vazquez > is ok

[ 2010.03.18 21:32:39 ] Admiral Vazquez > hey i have a character that i wan to join your crupe with that 1

[ 2010.03.18 21:33:10 ] Cyberin > you have to shoot me first!

[ 2010.03.18 21:43:00 ] Admiral Vazquez > stop

[ 2010.03.18 21:43:07 ] Cyberin > come shoot me now?

[ 2010.03.18 21:45:33 ] Admiral Vazquez > why ytou wan me to shoot you

[ 2010.03.18 21:45:54 ] Cyberin > to see if you have what it takes to be a ninja

[ 2010.03.18 21:45:58 ] Cyberin > we don’t like pansies

[ 2010.03.18 21:47:01 ] Admiral Vazquez > well wen i fight i fight but remenber you have and anvantage where are you

[ 2010.03.18 21:48:16 ] Cyberin > how do i have an advantage?

[ 2010.03.18 21:48:49 ] Cyberin > warp to planet 1 and we’ll fight

[ 2010.03.18 21:49:00 ] Admiral Vazquez > your cruser is better than mine where are you

[ 2010.03.18 21:49:09 ] Cyberin > i’m in a frigate

[ 2010.03.18 21:49:22 ] Cyberin > at planet 1

[ 2010.03.18 21:50:55 ] Admiral Vazquez > are you clock

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:03 ] Cyberin > what?

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:19 ] Admiral Vazquez > i dont see you

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:35 ] Cyberin > i’m right here

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:42 ] Cyberin > i’m right next to you…

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:58 ] Cyberin > you need to come take from my can

[ 2010.03.18 21:52:48 ] Cyberin > or jet your own can for me to take

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:18 ] Admiral Vazquez > you have to kill my pot

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:36 ] Cyberin > i can’t kill your pod

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:40 ] Cyberin > we are in highsec

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:57 ] Cyberin > you can go back to mining now

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:59 ] Admiral Vazquez > what ammar is doing here

[ 2010.03.18 21:59:08 ] Admiral Vazquez > so what you thing i need to fix to be stronger

[ 2010.03.18 21:59:48 ] Cyberin > fit your ship correctly…that fit sucked.

[ 2010.03.18 21:59:57 ] Cyberin > why are you killing yourself?

[ 2010.03.18 22:00:40 ] Admiral Vazquez > wen i lost i lost i figth to the end

[ 2010.03.18 22:00:59 ] Cyberin > you did fight to the end, your ship is gone, no need to pod yourself dude…

[ 2010.03.18 22:01:03 ] Cyberin > is your clone up to date?

[ 2010.03.18 22:01:08 ] Cyberin > do you have implants?

[ 2010.03.18 22:01:18 ] Cyberin > cancel the self destruct and go mine…

[ 2010.03.18 22:02:04 ] Admiral Vazquez > rig thind work the way it supose too

[ 2010.03.18 22:02:14 ] Cyberin > what?

[ 2010.03.18 22:02:28 ] Cyberin > you should just go get another ship and mine…get back to your day

[ 2010.03.18 22:02:47 ] Admiral Vazquez > the ship wich 1 will be the bast ship

[ 2010.03.18 22:03:13 ] Cyberin > i didn’t understand that, made no sense

[ 2010.03.18 22:03:31 ] Admiral Vazquez > ok what ship will be the best to fight

[ 2010.03.18 22:03:56 ] Cyberin > oh, you are going to fight again?

[ 2010.03.18 22:04:00 ] Cyberin > i don’t know, any ship you want

[ 2010.03.18 22:04:27 ] Admiral Vazquez > i will fix the ship good then i let you now to fight again

[ 2010.03.18 22:04:43 ] Admiral Vazquez > i like pvp

[ 2010.03.18 22:05:07 ] Cyberin > how long?

[ 2010.03.18 22:05:19 ] Cyberin > you should put really expensive gear on it to beat me

[ 2010.03.18 22:05:32 ] Cyberin > i’ve got a pretty good setup, you had more lowend stuff it seems

[ 2010.03.18 22:06:45 ] Admiral Vazquez > wen i get the new stuff i will but now am goin out to get my stuff from the wreck

Oh, I should mention that Mr. Cowbell himself, Ivanna Nuke is flying with me during this event…we like to hang together and flip sometimes.  As hard as I try to get him in on the kill…it never works out .

[ 2010.03.18 22:07:07 ] Cyberin > there’s nothing in the wreck, this other guy took it

[ 2010.03.18 22:07:22 ] Admiral Vazquez > amarr

[ 2010.03.18 22:07:40 ] Admiral Vazquez > no wanther he was yellow to me

[ 2010.03.18 22:07:50 ] Cyberin > yeah, cuz he took your stuff

[ 2010.03.18 22:08:33 ] Admiral Vazquez > yes that was a good missil louncher

[ 2010.03.18 22:09:02 ] Admiral Vazquez > what lvl are you in missil louncher

[ 2010.03.18 22:09:36 ] Cyberin > lvl 1

[ 2010.03.18 22:09:52 ] Cyberin > how long you gonna be, i’m holding this guy here for you to kill, i’ve got him scrammed

yeah, it makes no sense…but I had to try something…

[ 2010.03.18 22:11:08 ] Admiral Vazquez > i have no ship in this galaxy there 3 jump from here

[ 2010.03.18 22:11:24 ] Admiral Vazquez > i only have iteron here

[ 2010.03.18 22:11:46 ] Admiral Vazquez > and i need the mony for the hulk

[ 2010.03.18 22:12:18 ] Cyberin > go grab another ship then, i’ll give you some iskies if you beat me

[ 2010.03.18 22:13:15 ] Admiral Vazquez > ok but i do that later need to fix dinner for the kid am a father with 2 boys

[ 2010.03.18 22:13:16 ] Cyberin > oh, you can bring the itty out and grab your loot, looks like he put it in a can

[ 2010.03.18 22:13:30 ] Admiral Vazquez > ok

[ 2010.03.18 22:13:32 ] Cyberin > before you go to dinner, come grab your loot

[ 2010.03.18 22:14:11 ] Admiral Vazquez > yes am coming

[ 2010.03.18 22:14:26 ] Cyberin > k

[ 2010.03.18 22:16:08 ] Cyberin > loots in that can it looks like

[ 2010.03.18 22:22:49 ] Admiral Vazquez > seld desttruct

[ 2010.03.18 22:23:48 ] Admiral Vazquez > is good to have clone

[ 2010.03.18 22:24:07 ] Cyberin > ok, well…see you later

[ 2010.03.18 22:24:20 ] Admiral Vazquez > got to go to eat

Wow…just wow. What you are about to read is probably the best I’ve ever done with a single target. While there are a bit of tears, it is mostly filled with stupid losses, more ISK than brains, and in the end…the transformation of a stubborn miner (or…0.0 alt…whichever way you want to believe) into a pacified customer looking for a few new ships.

You met him in my last post, but here and now, you are going to hear the wonderful story of Kiernance…mighty pvp miner!

After I killed piro95’s vexor like you learned earlier, I saw this in local…which of course got the ball rolling on this whole event.

[ 2010.03.13 05:04:33 ] Kiernance > i gonna go flip you can cyberin
[ 2010.03.13 05:04:40 ] Cyberin > ok
[ 2010.03.13 05:04:47 ] Kiernance > k

Really? Sweet. At this point, I’m thinking he want’s to gank me because I stole his ore earlier. In a little while, I actually find out that he’s just bored and wants to throw away some ISK.

[ 2010.03.13 05:04:59 ] piro95 > your orca is death kiernance
[ 2010.03.13 05:05:10 ] piro95 > watch you backs
[ 2010.03.13 05:05:19 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:00 ] piro95 > yes are you sure to take them luck
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:04 ] piro95 > i chit
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:16 ] piro95 > may at your place i reflex
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:27 ] piro95 > i not take them at your place
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:44 ] piro95 > lol you docked
[ 2010.03.13 05:07:05 ] piro95 > because you not good to figth with your frind
[ 2010.03.13 05:07:08 ] piro95 > cyberin
[ 2010.03.13 05:07:20 ] Kiernance > ok
[ 2010.03.13 05:07:30 ] Cyberin > i’m docked? i’m still in the belt…

I couldn’t help but leave that part in there…if you can figure out what piro is babbling on about…more power to ya.

[ 2010.03.13 05:11:44 ] Cyberin > lol, you’re gonna loot my can in that Kier?
[ 2010.03.13 05:11:49 ] Kiernance > yep
[ 2010.03.13 05:11:56 ] Kiernance > lmao

This is about the time that I yell in corp chat that I am about to have corp agro on a Navy Dominix…yes, you read that right. Luckily…the guys in corp are all of a sudden interested .

[ 2010.03.13 05:05:05 ] Cyberin > anyone near Caretyn, might have corp aggro in a sec…
[ 2010.03.13 05:11:18 ] Cyberin > um…possible corp aggro on a navy domy…
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:09 ] Hallax > where are you again?
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:30 ] Cyberin > Caretyn
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:33 ] Cyberin > can anyone get here?
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:38 ] Cyberin > i’m gonna try and stall him
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:48 ] Hallax > do you need RR or pew?
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:52 ] Hallax > im on the way with the raven
[ 2010.03.13 05:13:03 ] Hallax > 3j
[ 2010.03.13 05:13:16 ] Cyberin > anyone else?
[ 2010.03.13 05:13:16 ] Karma Bad > other end of eve from me
[ 2010.03.13 05:13:56 ] Hallax > fleet?
[ 2010.03.13 05:14:27 ] Cyberin > you have leadership skills?
[ 2010.03.13 05:15:15 ] Cyberin > no one else want in on a navy dommy kill
[ 2010.03.13 05:15:56 ] Onilan > I’m omw
[ 2010.03.13 05:16:10 ] Onilan > 3j
[ 2010.03.13 05:16:17 ] Cyberin > hurry, he’s red

Mr. PvP Miner is going to agro me, a rather notorious Ninja…in a 550 Million ISK ship (750mil with the fit actually). Anyone that knows anything knows that it’s not smart to shoot ninjas. Specially since as you see later, he says he’s a null sec guy and this is just an alt…he should know better…but he doesn’t.

[ 2010.03.13 05:17:17 ] Cyberin > this is a tough decision…lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:17:20 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:13 ] Kiernance > all you got to do is shoot
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:30 ] Kiernance > it is just a spray painted domi
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:30 ] Cyberin > i know…but…it’s kina suicide…
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:39 ] Kiernance > nothin special

Lets have a talk Kier if you don’t mind. I need time for the Torp fitted Gank Raven that Hallax is flying, and Onilan’s Rupture to get here, they need a little more time please. Thanks!

Now, this is normally pretty top secret stuff…but I’m gonna let you read what the chat log of a quickly thrown together Ninja Gank Squad looks like. Hope you enjoy!

[ 2010.03.13 05:19:56 ] Cyberin > warp to me
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:57 ] Hallax > you pointed him?
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:05 ] Hallax > omw
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:14 ] Cyberin > no, gonna wait till you get here…he’s not aligned
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:19 ] Hallax > k
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:21 ] Onilan > will be on Caretyn gate in 30s
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:31 ] Hallax > ok just come on when you get here
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:33 ] Hallax > i’m incoming
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:36 ] Onilan > rgr
[ 2010.03.13 05:21:25 ] Cyberin > point him if you can
[ 2010.03.13 05:21:33 ] Onilan > here I come to ruin your dayy… ruppy mouse is on the waaaay
[ 2010.03.13 05:21:33 ] Cyberin > neuting me
[ 2010.03.13 05:21:41 ] Hallax > kill his drones
[ 2010.03.13 05:22:13 ] Hallax > this guy is dead
[ 2010.03.13 05:22:27 ] Hallax > hurry up oni
[ 2010.03.13 05:22:58 ] Hallax > try to get a ransom
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:04 ] Hallax > we’ll kill him anyway
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:29 ] Cyberin > he wants a ransom
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:35 ] Cyberin > how much are they worth?
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:40 ] Hallax > a LOT
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:50 ] Hallax > like 500m
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:51 ] Cyberin > hold fire
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:54 ] Cyberin > keep him pointed
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:07 ] Onilan > yrp
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:09 ] Cyberin > lemme scan him
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:38 ] Hallax > i’m out of cap charges
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:51 ] Onilan > got a point and a small neut on him
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:06 ] Cyberin > 550mil on contracts
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:15 ] Cyberin > and, are we gonna honor this or not? i don’t care either way
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:21 ] Hallax > i dont want to
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:24 ] Hallax > i want the KM
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:24 ] Onilan > up to yall
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:25 ] Hallax > oni?
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:33 ] Hallax > uber tears
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:39 ] Onilan > >:)
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:38 ] Hallax > did you get it?
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:46 ] Cyberin > not yet
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:50 ] Cyberin > he’s not faction fit or anything
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:57 ] Hallax > i dont care
[ 2010.03.13 05:27:01 ] Cyberin > so if you guys don’t care, i say we blow him up after he pays
[ 2010.03.13 05:27:02 ] Hallax > that’s a bitch ass killmail
[ 2010.03.13 05:27:07 ] Hallax > yep
[ 2010.03.13 05:27:10 ] Onilan > indeed
[ 2010.03.13 05:28:48 ] Cyberin > he’s gonna pay, still waiting for wallet to flash
[ 2010.03.13 05:28:53 ] Onilan > ah
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:04 ] Cyberin > get a point on him oni
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:11 ] Onilan > got it
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:13 ] Cyberin > you aggroed?
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:16 ] Cyberin > i mean lazy
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:18 ] Cyberin > sorry
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:28 ] Onilan > np
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:30 ] Lazy Eyeh > yep
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:32 ] Cyberin > kill him
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:35 ] Hallax > Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:39 ] Hallax > yummy
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:48 ] Cyberin > ooh
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:52 ] Cyberin > didn’t see that
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:53 ] Hallax > rendezvous in dixie then?
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:02 ] Onilan > Warp Disruptor II
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:09 ] Onilan > not too bad for 10m work
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:19 ] Cyberin > you guys wanna throw all the loot in the orca and i’ll split it up after i price it all?
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:26 ] Hallax > sure
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:40 ] Lazy Eyeh > sweet….thanks for letting me on that killmail
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:43 ] Cyberin > just throw it in the corp hanger and i’ll split it up tomorrw
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:02 ] Hallax > which division?
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:06 ] Cyberin > what do you guys want to do about the iskies for lazy since he didn’t really help that much? throw him some, or a full share?
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:10 ] Cyberin > any divisino is fine
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:19 ] Lazy Eyeh > nah I don’t need anything
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:31 ] Cyberin > okies
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:50 ] Hallax > ok fed web is in the hangar
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:54 ] Onilan > Home, james
[ 2010.03.13 05:33:01 ] Cyberin > wow, this was a fun night
[ 2010.03.13 05:33:07 ] Cyberin > this is gonna be an awesome blog post

This next part is out of order now because of that fleet chat, but pretend you didn’t read that, and this happens before we blow him up, but after we get him, and hold him, in structure. I’d also like to point out, that after you see the fit…you might wonder why he kept all his high slots trained on me…the noob in the rifter, rather than the two other people. He could have capped them out and escaped…but didn’t. Reason…he’s…not…an…alt.

[ 2010.03.13 05:23:15 ] Cyberin > up for a ransom?
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:20 ] Kiernance > yea
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:30 ] Kiernance > good play
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:42 ] Cyberin > pull in drones and stop fireing
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:46 ] Kiernance > done
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:23 ] Cyberin > stand by one sec, lemme discuss the price i want with my corp
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:55 ] Kiernance > k
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:03 ] Cyberin > how’s 400 mil sound?

Just to point out…this guy was flashy red to me and my corp, sitting in a belt, not aligned, not moving, with no drones out, didn’t have me locked…for 6 minutes. 6 minutes to warp out because I didn’t have him pointed. 6 minutes to warp out because he realized I was stalling because he’s an experienced null sec guy that should know this. 6 minutes to warp out because he realized he’s being a fucking idiot. 6 minutes to sit there, and lose a 750 Million ISK ship for no reason…sadly, I was too busy during the fight to grab a screenshot.

I waited for both my corp mates to get outside the system, and he still wasn’t aligned. I told them to jump in and align to belt, he still didn’t align. I told them to warp to me, and did not turn on my Warp Scrambler until they LANDED IN THE BELT WITH ME. So much for checking your directional scanner. These are more reasons I think this guy is not an alt…I think they are good reasons.

[ 2010.03.13 05:30:08 ] Cyberin > CAREBEAR STARE!!!
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:29 ] Hallax > SUDDENLY BETRAYAL
[ 2010.03.13 05:38:09 ] Kiernance > don’t spend it all in one place or blow it on exotic dancers
[ 2010.03.13 05:38:34 ] Kiernance > lmao
[ 2010.03.13 05:38:46 ] Cyberin > i’ll try to not buy too many

You pirates will cringe. But, well…I’m not a pirate…and dishonoring ransoms doesn’t hurt me in anyway because the people I prey on are too idiotic to think about it, and because I don’t care that much about the ISK anyway. We discussed it in fleet chat, and decided we would like to have the killmail, and to teach him a little bit of a harder lesson. So we blew the shit out of him…he melted like butter. We even let another corpy that was close by get in system to get on the killmail, though he didn’t get a share of the loot since he didn’t really help…us ninjas are greedy like that! (actually, I offered, but he told us to keep it).

[ 2010.03.13 05:39:05 ] Cyberin > i can’t believe you actually were dumb enough to shoot a ninja in that thing…
[ 2010.03.13 05:39:05 ] Kiernance > k
[ 2010.03.13 05:39:10 ] Cyberin > haven’t you ever heard of our corp, or read our blogs?
[ 2010.03.13 05:39:16 ] Kiernance > i was bored
[ 2010.03.13 05:39:32 ] Cyberin > ah, yes…losing 500mil isk ships when bored is a smart idea
[ 2010.03.13 05:40:48 ] Kiernance > this is an alt
[ 2010.03.13 05:41:04 ] Kiernance > so what ever lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:43:40 ] Cyberin > if you’d like, you can just give me any moer ships you don’t want, or iskies, etc…
[ 2010.03.13 05:44:32 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:46:47 ] Kiernance > naw i will just go back to what i was doin good luck hope that made your dick hard
[ 2010.03.13 05:46:56 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:48:03 ] Cyberin > it did…thanks

He quit his corp a little later…not sure why.

[ 2010.03.13 06:06:05 ] Cyberin > why the corp quit Kier?
[ 2010.03.13 06:10:02 ] Kiernance > different reasons
[ 2010.03.13 06:11:20 ] Kiernance > i actually quit yesteday lol
[ 2010.03.13 06:11:56 ] Cyberin > ah, waiting for roles i guess?
[ 2010.03.13 06:13:28 ] ecnanreiK > yea
[ 2010.03.13 06:13:34 ] ecnanreiK > lol
[ 2010.03.13 06:13:54 ] Cyberin > oops
[ 2010.03.13 06:13:56 ] Kiernance > me too..
[ 2010.03.13 06:14:17 ] Kiernance > that is one my alts too
[ 2010.03.13 06:14:19 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 06:14:34 ] Cyberin > lol, kinda figured
[ 2010.03.13 06:14:41 ] Kiernance > empire mining alts
[ 2010.03.13 06:16:06 ] Cyberin > null mining alts would make more
[ 2010.03.13 06:17:44 ] Kiernance > they would get killed atm
[ 2010.03.13 06:18:16 ] Cyberin > Onilan says thanx for his new Dramiel btw, he asked me to pass that along
[ 2010.03.13 06:20:13 ] Kiernance > k

I can’t really respond to that…that’s about as good as it gets. Or is it?

Sometimes, you just need a few more tears.

Herr Wilkus is known for 2 things mostly within our alliance. He runs our investment program, and he kills Hulks…lots of them…

He answer my evemail, and was excited to help me out. So, while the chat logs are rather dry…and there are actually no real tears from Kiernance about the whole issue…it was a fun, and eventful morning/afternoon for me.

I wasn’t content with just taking his Domi, and his 400mil ISK. I wanted his hulk. After about an hour or so of planning, scouting, and moving his ship into position with my help, Herr Wilkus destroyed Kiernance’s hulk with 1 volley, in an Ice Belt in a 0.7sec system, with dozens of mackinaws watching.

One Volley is all you need for an untanked Hulk.

After Wilkus popped him, he sent the standard EVEMAIL he sends to all his victims.

Will you pay us more please?

chatlog
From: Herr Wilkus
Sent: 2010.03.13 21:51
To: Cyberin,

Kiernance > hi that was sneaky
Kiernance > lol
Herr Wilkus > Popping hulks is my hobby
Kiernance > so if pay you will stop this?
Herr Wilkus > yes, TEARS will set you light blue and you’ll be left alone.
Herr Wilkus > otherwise, we’ll be checking up on you again.
Kiernance > to you ?
Herr Wilkus > either me, or Velocity Prime, however if you pay Prime I cant confirm the transaction until he logs and contacts me.
Herr Wilkus > me, and I’ll have prime put you on the ‘no touch’ list.
Kiernance > k
Herr Wilkus > ok, got it. Glad to do business with you. I will write the email now, Prime should set you blue next time he comes online.

I almost cried…because now, since he paid (and is actually the first to ever actually pay that protection fee I think) you’ll get no more stories from me about him.

Channel Name: Private Chat (Kiernance)
Listener: Cyberin

[ 2010.03.13 22:04:56 ] Kiernance > so you will not aggress anymore
[ 2010.03.13 22:04:57 ] Kiernance > ?
[ 2010.03.13 22:05:31 ] Cyberin > correct
[ 2010.03.13 22:05:47 ] Cyberin > As a director in TEARS I can assure you you will not be messed with anymore
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:17 ] Kiernance > well just watchout with that orca someone will spot it and gank that ..lol
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:23 ] Cyberin > the next 24 hours might be iffy until VP gets on to set you blue, but if something happens in that time please let me know and I will reimburse you
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:37 ] Kiernance > the alts orca that hang out with you guys
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:51 ] Kiernance > someone other than me
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:57 ] Cyberin > it’s insured, and it’ll give me kill rights…and it was free, so i wouldn’t care lol
[ 2010.03.13 22:07:04 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 22:07:25 ] Cyberin > plus i watch local, if i see a few BSes coming near me i’m out
[ 2010.03.13 22:07:47 ] Kiernance > yea good thing those things suck balls movin around
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:20 ] Kiernance > well i wont mess with you guys anymore
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:27 ] Cyberin > that they do, but when they are tanked…it takes a lot to kill the,
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:34 ] Kiernance > hopefully you wont mess with me
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:47 ] Cyberin > I hope not, if you mess with us the standings will be reset
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:56 ] Cyberin > I can guarantee you will not be messed with though
[ 2010.03.13 22:10:08 ] Kiernance > k gtg cya

Oh, and for anyone wondering how my rampage through the Caretyn system worked for the locals.  When I left for work that day…there were no cans in the belts, and no less than 7 people in iterons mining directly into their holds. 2 of them were from piro95’s corp.