Hands Off, My Loots!

I’m gonna try something new.  I’m actually going to start posting more!  Like…hopefully every time I get some tears, I’m going to log off, and post about it.  It probably won’t happen like that…but I’m tired of going through days and days worth of chat logs to refresh my memory of stuff.

First off for today, this is not entertaining in the least, but as I was salvaging the other day, I warp in to a Raven’s Mission…and what do I see?  He’s tractoring a can of loot behind him.  He’s looted the entire mission for me already…YOINK!…then I warp in the Orca, pick up the loot…and he never shoots, but hey…that can had about 15mil ISK worth of loot in it so I was happy.  Glad he got his hands off my loot! (see what I did there?)

Oh, and while I was going through the logs, I noticed this (which I didn’t see in local at the time…I was just traveling through some belts while can flipping)

George Nutz > Sup Cyberin

Not sure if this was a fan giving me a shout out, or if it was someone I was bumping in a belt…I really don’t remember.  So if it’s a fan….HAI!!!!

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Mr. Deeds:

This guy was in a Drake, and he has a really interesting way with words.  This has nothing at all to do with the title of this thread (that’s the next chat log).  But I thought this conversation warranted conversation.  Please comment with whether you think he meant option A or option B…I’m going to forward him the results of this little comment poll via evemail.

[ 2010.07.14 16:45:46 ] Starcatcher Deeds > Go kill your own ass hole
[ 2010.07.14 16:45:51 ] Cyberin > no thanks

Then…he closed convo…leaving me very confused!  I actually had to ponder for a bit, scratch my head and say “WTF?” a few times…then, it just got the better of me so I convoed him again.

[ 2010.07.14 17:13:48 ] Cyberin > o/ again
[ 2010.07.14 17:13:54 ] Starcatcher Deeds > that tickles
[ 2010.07.14 17:13:56 ] Cyberin > [16:56:28] Starcatcher Deeds > Missioners watch your loot Cyberin is a thief
[ 2010.07.14 17:13:59 ] Cyberin > what exactly does that mean?
[ 2010.07.14 17:14:25 ] Starcatcher Deeds > it means your a frackin thief ashole
[ 2010.07.14 17:14:32 ] Cyberin > i steal assholes?
[ 2010.07.14 17:14:46 ] Cyberin > damn…that was the wrong quote
[ 2010.07.14 17:14:47 ] Starcatcher Deeds > you suck them

Crap…copy/paste fail.  Suddenly Ninjas have a habit of posting tears in corp chat for others to revel over…Mr. Deeds provided that gem for me in local after our initial chat, so I had to share (I had already shared the killing of my own fecal matter ejection system with them…).  I forgot I didn’t have his first statement still on the clipboard…so it was a little embarrassing…easy enough to fix though!

[ 2010.07.14 17:15:09 ] Cyberin > [16:45:46] Starcatcher Deeds > Go kill your own ass hole
[ 2010.07.14 17:15:17 ] Cyberin > that’s the one i was wondering about…
[ 2010.07.14 17:15:24 ] Starcatcher Deeds > not going to fight you so piss off
[ 2010.07.14 17:15:35 ] Cyberin > is that…kill my own asshole?…or…go kill your own, asshole?…
[ 2010.07.14 17:16:08 ] Starcatcher Deeds > hehehhehehe just bugger off
[ 2010.07.14 17:16:11 ] Starcatcher Deeds > bye
[ 2010.07.14 17:16:14 ] Cyberin > o/

Sadly, I still didn’t get an answer.  Usually, I’d take this up with his CEO and see if he knew…but alas, Mr. Deeds is his own CEO.

So, what do you think? (comments please)

Option A: Go kill your own asshole! (as in, killing my personal rectal cavity…)
Option B: Go kill you own! Asshole! (as in, go kill my fellow ninjas…and that I am a jerk…)
Option C: Neither…this dude is just a total fuckwad!

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Now, to the good stuff you have all been waiting for…BECAUSE OF FALCON!!!

Arden, over at Ninja Hi-Jinx found himself an Abaddon with an Itchy trigger finger…and I was in system so I thought I’d go watch the fight, and take some loot while I was at it.  Now, this Abaddon had some kind of hellish tank on it…Arden thought he might be very blingy…so I was getting ready to go grab a scan ship when the Abaddon shot at me too! (I had looted something, didn’t actually expect him to shoot at me though…what an idiot).  So, scan ship idea was put on hold as I warped to the Orca and grabbed my Gank Cane, Banana Smoothie.

I get back, and go to town on this Abaddon (I forgot the dudes name…he never said a word in local so I can’t really find out what it was).  Minutes go by (long minutes…this dude has one hell of a tank, me in my cane, and Arden in his Sleip are having trouble cracking him).  We are getting close…and…my client crashes! SHIT!!! Log back in!  But what is this?  It didn’t just crash…it FROZE…so I had to ctrl+alt+delete to get it closed out so I could reopen it.  Once I log back in, I reacquire lock and we start working on him again.

About a minute later…a neutral Falcon warps in.  Except, it’s not really neutral…it’s one of his corp mates…that doesn’t have aggro on either me or Arden.  Wanna guess what happens next?  You are correct…CONCORDOKKEN!!!!

This is the conversation that followed with the Falcon pilot.

[ 2010.07.16 14:37:48 ] Cyberin > that was a horrible time for me to DC

No lie…it really was!  The Abaddon was in structure when the Falcon jammed me and Arden…if I hadn’t DCed…he’d have died.

[ 2010.07.16 14:37:59 ] Ultramrine > Horrible time for me to be a noob
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:02 ] Cyberin > lol
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:06 ] Cyberin > that was pretty funny
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:11 ] Ultramrine > yeah i had a laugh.
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:19 ] Cyberin > you an alt, or a corpy?
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:21 ] Ultramrine > corpie is screaming for help
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:24 ] Cyberin > lol
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:29 ] Ultramrine > so i come to the rescue, not thinking.
[ 2010.07.16 14:38:38 ] Ultramrine > clicked the jams and was like ‘fuuu!’
[ 2010.07.16 14:39:08 ] Cyberin > yeah, we were wondering when we saw a falcon warp in

This guy seems ok, but…in all reality?  Pretty idiotic move to suicide a Falcon…when there is this popup that says “Are you sure you want to do this?  If you do…Concord will rape you in the ass with no protection”…

Didn’t get a popup?  Well…then you disabled it…which is an even more idiotic move…turn it back on, k?

[ 2010.07.16 14:39:26 ] Ultramrine > either way we saved money.
[ 2010.07.16 14:39:35 ] Ultramrine > and no km for you! haha
[ 2010.07.16 14:39:59 ] Cyberin > yeah, it’s a good tactic…people don’t normally do it with falcons though
[ 2010.07.16 14:40:13 ] Ultramrine > i wasn’t intending to do it either but meh.

This part is why I think he’s lying a little later on…they ‘saved money’…Falcon’s aren’t cheap…

[ 2010.07.16 14:41:19 ] Ultramrine > you write my loot your tears yourself?
[ 2010.07.16 14:41:37 ] Cyberin > Hands Off, My Loots
[ 2010.07.16 14:41:44 ] Ultramrine > sorrry, thats it.
[ 2010.07.16 14:41:52 ] Ultramrine > I read it, nice blog. One of my favourites.
[ 2010.07.16 14:42:00 ] Cyberin > you’ll be on there soon
[ 2010.07.16 14:42:26 ] Ultramrine > Hahaha awesome. Woth the loss then!

HAI!!!…I still think you’re an idiot though, don’t suicide T2 ships, k? Thanks for reading though!

[ 2010.07.16 14:43:23 ] Cyberin > any way you could see if your corpy could show me the fit he had? he had a hellish tank…
[ 2010.07.16 14:43:46 ] Ultramrine > sure.
[ 2010.07.16 14:45:27 ] Ultramrine > Abaddon
[ 2010.07.16 14:47:10 ] Cyberin > lol, there’s no way he would have tanked us in that fit
[ 2010.07.16 14:47:30 ] Ultramrine > well he was
[ 2010.07.16 14:47:57 ] Cyberin > very hard to believe…but interesting
[ 2010.07.16 14:50:58 ] Cyberin > well, have a good one got other people to try and kill o/ most likely blog post will be up in a few days
[ 2010.07.16 14:51:13 ] Ultramrine > haha nice. Good hunting.

The fit he linked was just a standard mission Abaddon fit, no shinies or anything…just T2 stuff.  Although this character was 4 years old, I still find it hard to believe he tanked a Gank Cane and a Sleipnir for as long as he did (not sure how long…but it was a LONG time).  But, I can’t really say either way…it could happen if his tanking skills were awesome I guess…but, meh…all that matters in the end was I didn’t get my kill…BECAUSE OF FALCON!

Still no kills since I’ve been back (actually, that’s a lie…just got one today, but that’s for another post )

I was sitting in Dodixie, Moon 20 Station, spinning my ship…when all of a sudden a thought hit me.  “Go find a noob to kill,” my mind said to myself…I agreed, so it was time to prepare.

Preparation was simple, load up the Orca alt with a Wolf, Hound, Cheetah, Rifter, Shuttle, Reaper, and a Hurricane; then pilot him over to Vittenyn while Cyberin brings along the Scorpion.  Of course, that’s a little out of order, because I actually went there in my Gank Catalyst first, killed a Retriever, and then when he came back in a Myrmidon, I decided to do all of the above in order to have a very high chance of getting to kill him.  So, after killing his Retriever…and Concord killing me…the saga begins…

And as always for the people who like a short version…I ganked a guy in a retriever, then killed his Myrm, then killed another guy later in an Incursus.  Seriously…read the rest of the post…it isn’t THAT long

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A lot of people recently let me know that they enjoyed reading about two idiots I had the pleasure of encountering.   Some people thought they were funny, some people thought they were stupid (I thought both…or maybe just naive).  Either way, one of them (Antiquity1) thought I was the stupid one…and I was met with this evemail upon logging into the game one day.

2009.10.26 01:19 – From Antiquity1
Hey, just wondering if you wanted a PvP match in Assiettes? Message back with a time please.

Needless to say, this sounded like an excellent plan to me, so after a few more evemails…we decided to meet!

2009.10.26 12:37 – To Antiquity1
What type of match? Ship Type?

2009.10.26 17:43 – From Antiquity1
Remember a few days ago you were in your Wolf? How about that

2009.10.27 03:18 – To Antiquity1
Depends on what you plan on being in…

2009.10.27 11:19 – From Antiquity1
Not really sure yet, howabout I turn up in whatever ship I’m using when you get in system and I’ll see if you think thats alright?

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