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Fleet Action and a Moron

by Cyberin on Apr.05, 2010, under Captain's Log, Kill, Tears

Been a while since I’ve posted about what I’ve been up to, and who I’ve been ‘helping’ ingame, sorry about that…but life got a bit busy.  So, I sat down the past few days and went through over 500 chat logs to try and jog my memory a bit.

Since my last update I’ve still been working on my learning skills, and while doing that I’ve either been working on new applications to Suddenly Ninjas, or can flipping. (by the way, we got wardecced by a 1 man corp recently…now his corp is up to 6 members on last check…so recruitment is closed for the time being.  Anyway, the chat logs below are pretty much all the result of can flipping.

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The chat log from this encounter is very long, and boring for 95% of it, so I’ll spare you the boredom since I don’t feel like weeding through the couple hundred lines of it…but to summarize, there was a retriever in an ice belt, with about half a can of ice for me.  He got upset when I put it in my own can and said I stole it from him!  I kindly pointed out that it was in my can, with my name on it, and that I had mined it myself…and he had no proof to the contrary.  After an hour of talking about how I’m a failure (even though I made 2.4mil isk for doing nothing off that ice, and then another 2.4mil isk a bit later when he thought I was gone…) so I got bored with him, sold the ice for cheap, and went on my way to mine in other systems.

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In another incident, Aiden Mourn (my esteemed new CEO) got himself some aggro from a Mission Runner.  I suited up in my rifter and headed over to try and get aggro on my own, but ended up just watching him blow the MRs drake up.

We stayed in fleet until a while later he got aggro on some more people, recruited some Remote Rep into the fleet…and again, I invited myself along in my rifter (I’ve since throw away my rifters and am now using Amarr ships since they shoot pretty beams of light…these punishers are a pain in the ass to fit).

Channel Name:    Fleet
Listener:        Cyberin
Session started: 2010.03.15 17:42:15
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[ 2010.03.15 21:07:45 ] Aiden Mourn > so whos around with AWESOME RR
[ 2010.03.15 21:09:22 ] Cyberin > not me! :D lol
[ 2010.03.15 21:09:27 ] Cyberin > i can however get a rfiter :D
[ 2010.03.15 21:10:02 ] Aiden Mourn > haha
[ 2010.03.15 21:10:27 ] Aiden Mourn > this is maybe a terrible idea
[ 2010.03.15 21:10:29 ] Aiden Mourn > hah
[ 2010.03.15 21:10:40 ] Cyberin > possibly, lol
[ 2010.03.15 21:10:40 ] Aiden Mourn > im going to see if theyre still there
I cut out all the hours of crap before this part, and some stuff in between that is the fleet talking about gang bonuses, etc…stuff you don’t need to know about :D .  The part you missed (because apparently I deleted it and don’t feel like looking through the log again) was that Aiden had found himself a nice set of Mission Runners in a Raven and a Drake.  Both of them shot at Aiden, and then warped, so we spend the next 10 minutes or so looking for them, bouncing between stations, the mission, etc…when they finally warped back into the mission while Aiden was there ready for the tackle.
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:08 ] Aiden Mourn > Gladi Ator back at mission
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:15 ] Aiden Mourn > as i warped
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:30 ] Llyan > Head back and engage?
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:32 ] Llyan > What are you in?
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:38 ] Aiden Mourn > just a vigil right now
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:40 ] Aiden Mourn > to not spook them
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:49 ] Aiden Mourn > im trying to get this one guy to keep extending aggro
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:52 ] Aiden Mourn > while the other guys losses it
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:55 ] Aiden Mourn > and corp aggro runs out
[ 2010.03.15 21:16:59 ] Llyan > Screw that, take them both on.
[ 2010.03.15 21:17:04 ] Llyan > You have RR now. :)
[ 2010.03.15 21:17:56 ] Aiden Mourn > gladitator just refreshed again
[ 2010.03.15 21:17:57 ] Aiden Mourn > =)
[ 2010.03.15 21:18:02 ] Aiden Mourn > 4 min left on the other drake
[ 2010.03.15 21:18:11 ] Aiden Mourn > 3 corp aggro left
[ 2010.03.15 21:18:14 ] Aiden Mourn > *3 min
[ 2010.03.15 21:18:16 ] Llyan > Just go for it, you can take on two Drakes with reps.
[ 2010.03.15 21:18:22 ] Aiden Mourn > yeah ok
Hmm…Llyan says 2 drakes here, maybe my mind is a little fuzzy, all I know is that we kill a drake (more about that in a bit) and annoy the piss out of a raven…maybe I’m foggy on the rest?
Also, notice how we like to try our chances?  Aiden wants to play it safe, Llyan tells him to grow some balls :D  Balls are the better part of Valour ya know!
[ 2010.03.15 21:20:06 ] Aiden Mourn > undocking cane
[ 2010.03.15 21:20:36 ] Aiden Mourn > warping to mission
[ 2010.03.15 21:20:54 ] Llyan > Shout when you’re engaged.
…blah blah blah…
[ 2010.03.15 21:21:58 ] Aiden Mourn > going to be engagd in about 2 seconds llyn
[ 2010.03.15 21:22:03 ] Llyan > omw
[ 2010.03.15 21:22:12 ] Aiden Mourn > pointed
[ 2010.03.15 21:23:26 ] Llyan > You’re way out of range.
[ 2010.03.15 21:23:30 ] Aiden Mourn > haha, corp aggro is out
[ 2010.03.15 21:23:32 ] Aiden Mourn > raven cant shoot
[ 2010.03.15 21:23:44 ] Aiden Mourn > i need to be this close
[ 2010.03.15 21:23:59 ] Llyan > k, I can catch up by the looks.
[ 2010.03.15 21:24:37 ] Cyberin > raven pointed
[ 2010.03.15 21:24:41 ] Set Shwayo > RR incoming
[ 2010.03.15 21:25:13 ] Aiden Mourn > weee!!
[ 2010.03.15 21:25:41 ] Aiden Mourn > hes got a decent tank
[ 2010.03.15 21:25:48 ] Llyan > Yeah, but going down.
[ 2010.03.15 21:26:18 ] Set Shwayo > drake at gate
[ 2010.03.15 21:26:25 ] Aiden Mourn > hah, its the toher on
[ 2010.03.15 21:26:28 ] Set Shwayo > galdi ator is back
[ 2010.03.15 21:26:28 ] Aiden Mourn > i have aggro on both
[ 2010.03.15 21:26:31 ] Aiden Mourn > =)
[ 2010.03.15 21:26:41 ] Set Shwayo > hes warping
[ 2010.03.15 21:26:45 ] Aiden Mourn > this one needs to go down soon
[ 2010.03.15 21:26:47 ] Cyberin > i could use a bit more rep if anyone can
[ 2010.03.15 21:26:55 ] Llyan > Only if you come within 7km.
[ 2010.03.15 21:27:03 ] Set Shwayo > i need to get out an push!  jesus
[ 2010.03.15 21:27:03 ] Cyberin > gotcha
[ 2010.03.15 21:27:33 ] Aiden Mourn > didnt realize you had aggro cyb
[ 2010.03.15 21:27:39 ] Aiden Mourn > thanks for geting the drones
Aiden gets in, starts killing the Drake, then a Raven warps in and shoots at me because I looted so he’d shoot.  Since my skills suck, his cruises are actually hitting me, but eventually Llyan gets in range of me, or someone sends rep drones over or something…whatever, I didn’t die…got repped back up just as I was entering Hull.
[ 2010.03.15 21:27:44 ] Llyan > Don’t die Cyb, come over here.
[ 2010.03.15 21:27:48 ] Cyberin > both of them aggroed me
[ 2010.03.15 21:27:56 ] Aiden Mourn > raven too?
[ 2010.03.15 21:28:02 ] Aiden Mourn > wait whered the other drake go?
[ 2010.03.15 21:28:03 ] Cyberin > i’ve got him pointed :D
[ 2010.03.15 21:28:59 ] Aiden Mourn > need rr from raven?
[ 2010.03.15 21:29:08 ] Cyberin > my armor is back to full
[ 2010.03.15 21:29:19 ] Cyberin > i had to kill 10 drones…that was close, lol
[ 2010.03.15 21:29:48 ] Llyan > Now kill the Raven. :)
[ 2010.03.15 21:29:53 ] Cyberin > guess i’ll try and ransom him to go free :D
Right here, I’m cutting out over an hour worth of chat logs.  I couldn’t kill the Raven in my rifter, and I was the only one with aggro.  So the Raven started burning away from the gate hoping to get far enough away so my other corpies couldn’t get to me to rep me and he could kill me we though, but he never did try and shoot again.  During the hour 2 of the Ravens friends came in destroyers while I was eating dinner (yes, I went and ate dinner, afk, with a Raven pointed in a Rifter…I was hungry…).  Llyan and Aiden kept an eye on me, and I guess the destroyers didn’t want to kill me or something because they warped out, and came back later with griffins when I was back from dinner.
[ 2010.03.15 22:31:29 ] Cyberin > lol…they are gonna try and suicide themselves on me to get the raven free…
[ 2010.03.15 22:31:38 ] Cyberin > griffins…
[ 2010.03.15 22:31:52 ] Cyberin > yay, i’ll get some kill mails :D
That’s me being dumb.  Forgot I’d be rather hard to get on their killmails if they jammed me, lol.
[ 2010.03.15 22:32:03 ] Llyan > ECM to get rid of the RR maybe?
[ 2010.03.15 22:32:15 ] Cyberin > i’m thinking they are gonna try and jam me so he can warp
[ 2010.03.15 22:32:27 ] Cyberin > since he’s aligned
[ 2010.03.15 22:32:36 ] Llyan > Yeah, I guess that would work too.
[ 2010.03.15 22:32:47 ] Cyberin > i’m gonna bump him when they lock me :D
[ 2010.03.15 22:33:25 ] Cyberin > and turn off the web so he’s not at full speed :D
[ 2010.03.15 22:34:03 ] Llyan > Damn, I should have brought out the suicide Thrasher after all. Could easily have taken one of them down.
[ 2010.03.15 22:34:08 ] Cyberin > :)
[ 2010.03.15 22:34:19 ] Cyberin > lock them up and get on the killmails :D
[ 2010.03.15 22:34:32 ] Llyan > They’re lockd, but I won’t be able to shoot.
[ 2010.03.15 22:34:39 ] Cyberin > when they jam me you will
[ 2010.03.15 22:34:44 ] Cyberin > they’ll go global
[ 2010.03.15 22:35:00 ] Llyan > How come? It’s just normal aggro.
[ 2010.03.15 22:35:38 ] Cyberin > not if they shoot me…they don’t have aggro…
[ 2010.03.15 22:35:58 ] Llyan > Oh, heh. Good point.
We like killmails, so Llyan can’t pass up the opportunity to whore one of them when they suicide themselves on me to get the Raven free.
[ 2010.03.15 22:37:04 ] Cyberin > bah
[ 2010.03.15 22:37:18 ] Cyberin > very nicely played on them though :D
[ 2010.03.15 22:37:33 ] Cyberin > i couldn’t get on them, forgot about that…lol…jammed :D
[ 2010.03.15 22:37:56 ] Llyan > Missed the other one though, was just out of range for neut.
[ 2010.03.15 22:38:31 ] Cyberin > well, that was fun while it lasted…sorta, lol
[ 2010.03.15 22:38:57 ] Llyan > Yeah. Pissed someone off. Got their sec status. Got a kill. All fun.
[ 2010.03.15 22:39:02 ] Cyberin > :D
[ 2010.03.15 22:39:15 ] Llyan > Would have been funnier if they’d missed their jams though.
[ 2010.03.15 22:39:51 ] Cyberin > one of them did :D
[ 2010.03.15 22:40:25 ] Cyberin > they staggered their ecms, looked like the ssecond one wasn’t gonna do it if the first one worked
[ 2010.03.15 22:41:09 ] Llyan > If they hadn’t wasted so much time and failed so badly for like 2 hours, I’d almost say it looked like they knew what they were doing.
And that…is the end of that!  Sorry no tears, but during the whole time they rejected about 50 convo requests from me, guess they just didn’t wanna cry, good on them.  And, I was sort of impressed they suicided themselves to get their friend free…but I’m still not sure why they chose to jam me, rather than just killing me with their destroyers like they had planned to do in the first place.
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I’ve got a few more chat logs to post, but I’m just going to post one more in this post, and schedule the others ones later…don’t want to bore anyone too much :D lol.
[ 2010.03.18 21:29:54 ] Cyberin > why did you leave?
[ 2010.03.18 21:30:00 ] Cyberin > i was trying to bring you your loot?
[ 2010.03.18 21:30:07 ] Admiral Vazquez > need to go to the bathroon
[ 2010.03.18 21:30:40 ] Admiral Vazquez > how are you doing
[ 2010.03.18 21:30:52 ] Cyberin > doing good, having fun ratting
[ 2010.03.18 21:31:04 ] Admiral Vazquez > yea
[ 2010.03.18 21:31:21 ] Cyberin > did you want your loot from that ship?
oh, and before I forget…@Ivanna…MOAR BLOG POSTS MAN!!!!
[ 2010.03.18 21:31:53 ] Admiral Vazquez > is ok
I was out can flipping again, and found an NPC rat wreck with this guys name on it, so I grab a gun from inside and try to get him to take it because from local, he looks like an complete failure…and I’m right on that as you’ll find out.
[ 2010.03.18 21:32:39 ] Admiral Vazquez > hey i have a character that i wan to join your crupe with that 1
[ 2010.03.18 21:33:10 ] Cyberin > you have to shoot me first! :D
Wow, really?  Interesting moment to decide you want to join a corp.  I removed 10 minutes of me telling him how to apply to the corp, etc (no, he won’t be getting into the ninjas most likely).  Then I proceeded to get him to fight me.
[ 2010.03.18 21:43:00 ] Admiral Vazquez > stop
I wasn’t red to him anymore, so I took more of his loot from a wreck and started bumping him in a belt.
[ 2010.03.18 21:43:07 ] Cyberin > come shoot me now?
[ 2010.03.18 21:45:33 ] Admiral Vazquez > why ytou wan me to shoot you
[ 2010.03.18 21:45:54 ] Cyberin > to see if you have what it takes to be a ninja
[ 2010.03.18 21:45:58 ] Cyberin > we don’t like pansies
[ 2010.03.18 21:47:01 ] Admiral Vazquez > well wen i fight i fight but remenber you have and anvantage where are you
He is NOT joking…when he fights, he really fights…with like…3 different types of ammo!
[ 2010.03.18 21:48:16 ] Cyberin > how do i have an advantage?
[ 2010.03.18 21:48:49 ] Cyberin > warp to planet 1 and we’ll fight :D
[ 2010.03.18 21:49:00 ] Admiral Vazquez > your cruser is better than mine where are you
[ 2010.03.18 21:49:09 ] Cyberin > i’m in a frigate
[ 2010.03.18 21:49:22 ] Cyberin > at planet 1
[ 2010.03.18 21:50:55 ] Admiral Vazquez > are you clock
[ 2010.03.18 21:51:03 ] Cyberin > what?
[ 2010.03.18 21:51:19 ] Admiral Vazquez > i dont see you
[ 2010.03.18 21:51:35 ] Cyberin > i’m right here
[ 2010.03.18 21:51:42 ] Cyberin > i’m right next to you…
[ 2010.03.18 21:51:58 ] Cyberin > you need to come take from my can
[ 2010.03.18 21:52:48 ] Cyberin > or jet your own can for me to take
Sadly, yes…it did take me about 4 minutes to kill this guy…again, like I’ve said tons of times..my skills suck horribly since I rerolled my character…6 more days on learning skills though!
[ 2010.03.18 21:57:18 ] Admiral Vazquez > you have to kill my pot
Don’t want Concord to fine you?
[ 2010.03.18 21:57:36 ] Cyberin > i can’t kill your pod
[ 2010.03.18 21:57:40 ] Cyberin > we are in highsec
[ 2010.03.18 21:57:57 ] Cyberin > you can go back to mining now :D
[ 2010.03.18 21:57:59 ] Admiral Vazquez > what ammar is doing here
[ 2010.03.18 21:59:08 ] Admiral Vazquez > so what you thing i need to fix to be stronger
[ 2010.03.18 21:59:48 ] Cyberin > fit your ship correctly…that fit sucked.
[ 2010.03.18 21:59:57 ] Cyberin > why are you killing yourself?
[ 2010.03.18 22:00:40 ] Admiral Vazquez > wen i lost i lost i figth to the end
Yes, the ehonor is strong with this one, he’s going to pod himself…but, but…if he does that…I can’t kill him again!
[ 2010.03.18 22:00:59 ] Cyberin > you did fight to the end, your ship is gone, no need to pod yourself dude…
[ 2010.03.18 22:01:03 ] Cyberin > is your clone up to date?
[ 2010.03.18 22:01:08 ] Cyberin > do you have implants?
[ 2010.03.18 22:01:18 ] Cyberin > cancel the self destruct and go mine…
[ 2010.03.18 22:02:04 ] Admiral Vazquez > rig thind work the way it supose too
[ 2010.03.18 22:02:14 ] Cyberin > what?
[ 2010.03.18 22:02:28 ] Cyberin > you should just go get another ship and mine…get back to your day :D
No, I’m not trying to get him in a mining ship before the aggro timer expires…I swear!
[ 2010.03.18 22:02:47 ] Admiral Vazquez > the ship wich 1 will be the bast ship
[ 2010.03.18 22:03:13 ] Cyberin > i didn’t understand that, made no sense
[ 2010.03.18 22:03:31 ] Admiral Vazquez > ok what ship will be the best to fight
[ 2010.03.18 22:03:56 ] Cyberin > oh, you are going to fight again?
[ 2010.03.18 22:04:00 ] Cyberin > i don’t know, any ship you want
[ 2010.03.18 22:04:27 ] Admiral Vazquez > i will fix the ship good then i let you now to fight again
[ 2010.03.18 22:04:43 ] Admiral Vazquez > i like pvp
[ 2010.03.18 22:05:07 ] Cyberin > how long?
[ 2010.03.18 22:05:19 ] Cyberin > you should put really expensive gear on it to beat me
[ 2010.03.18 22:05:32 ] Cyberin > i’ve got a pretty good setup, you had more lowend stuff it seems
[ 2010.03.18 22:06:45 ] Admiral Vazquez > wen i get the new stuff i will but now am goin out to get my stuff from the wreck
really, you want the stuff from your wreck?  Hmm…
Oh, I should mention that Mr. Cowbell himself, Ivanna Nuke is flying with me during this event…we like to hang together and flip sometimes.  As hard as I try to get him in on the kill…it never works out :( .
[ 2010.03.18 22:07:07 ] Cyberin > there’s nothing in the wreck, this other guy took it
(Ivanna being the other guy, I’m trying to stall because I took everything out of the wreck, but want him to come back)
[ 2010.03.18 22:07:22 ] Admiral Vazquez > amarr
[ 2010.03.18 22:07:40 ] Admiral Vazquez > no wanther he was yellow to me
[ 2010.03.18 22:07:50 ] Cyberin > yeah, cuz he took your stuff
[ 2010.03.18 22:08:33 ] Admiral Vazquez > yes that was a good missil louncher
[ 2010.03.18 22:09:02 ] Admiral Vazquez > what lvl are you in missil louncher
[ 2010.03.18 22:09:36 ] Cyberin > lvl 1
[ 2010.03.18 22:09:52 ] Cyberin > how long you gonna be, i’m holding this guy here for you to kill, i’ve got him scrammed :D
yeah, it makes no sense…but I had to try something… :D
[ 2010.03.18 22:11:08 ] Admiral Vazquez > i have no ship in this galaxy there 3 jump from here
[ 2010.03.18 22:11:24 ] Admiral Vazquez > i only have iteron here
[ 2010.03.18 22:11:46 ] Admiral Vazquez > and i need the mony for the hulk
[ 2010.03.18 22:12:18 ] Cyberin > go grab another ship then, i’ll give you some iskies if you beat me :D
I really would have…seriously!
[ 2010.03.18 22:13:15 ] Admiral Vazquez > ok but i do that later need to fix dinner for the kid am a father with 2 boys
[ 2010.03.18 22:13:16 ] Cyberin > oh, you can bring the itty out and grab your loot, looks like he put it in a can
[ 2010.03.18 22:13:30 ] Admiral Vazquez > ok
[ 2010.03.18 22:13:32 ] Cyberin > before you go to dinner, come grab your loot
[ 2010.03.18 22:14:11 ] Admiral Vazquez > yes am coming
[ 2010.03.18 22:14:26 ] Cyberin > k
[ 2010.03.18 22:16:08 ] Cyberin > loots in that can it looks like
I had Ivanna jettison a can of crap for Admiral to pickup, he never did grab it, and I saw Admiral start to align in his Iteron, so I pointed and killed him, without Ivanna being able to get on the killmail.  Admiral Vazquez then did the only honorable thing that was available to him…and podded himself /insertfunnylookhere.
[ 2010.03.18 22:22:49 ] Admiral Vazquez > seld desttruct
[ 2010.03.18 22:23:48 ] Admiral Vazquez > is good to have clone
[ 2010.03.18 22:24:07 ] Cyberin > ok, well…see you later
[ 2010.03.18 22:24:20 ] Admiral Vazquez > got to go to eat
And before I forget…@Ivanna…MOAR BLOG POSTS MAN!!!
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