Hands Off, My Loots!

I was sitting in Dodixie, Moon 20 Station, spinning my ship…when all of a sudden a thought hit me.  “Go find a noob to kill,” my mind said to myself…I agreed, so it was time to prepare.

Preparation was simple, load up the Orca alt with a Wolf, Hound, Cheetah, Rifter, Shuttle, Reaper, and a Hurricane; then pilot him over to Vittenyn while Cyberin brings along the Scorpion.  Of course, that’s a little out of order, because I actually went there in my Gank Catalyst first, killed a Retriever, and then when he came back in a Myrmidon, I decided to do all of the above in order to have a very high chance of getting to kill him.  So, after killing his Retriever…and Concord killing me…the saga begins…

And as always for the people who like a short version…I ganked a guy in a retriever, then killed his Myrm, then killed another guy later in an Incursus.  Seriously…read the rest of the post…it isn’t THAT long

[ 2009.11.18 01:17:57 ] Wolfen Schwarz > so i hope u had fun by destroying my ship

I did in fact, thanks for asking…though I was very upset that I didn’t get to loot those juicy Strip Miners with the Bestower I just bought, that’s ok though because now I’ll head back to dixie, grab my scorp, orca alt, and then come back hoping you are still here!

[ 2009.11.18 01:18:29 ] Cyberin > where’d you go? i wanted to shoot at you again in my noob ship!
[ 2009.11.18 01:18:39 ] Wolfen Schwarz > fu
[ 2009.11.18 01:18:44 ] Cyberin > no thanks
[ 2009.11.18 01:18:55 ] Cyberin > you dun wanna kill me?
[ 2009.11.18 01:19:02 ] Wolfen Schwarz > so if u try to shoot me again its trolling
[ 2009.11.18 01:19:11 ] Cyberin > lol, no it’s not
[ 2009.11.18 01:19:20 ] Cyberin > it’s called profit
[ 2009.11.18 01:19:37 ] Wolfen Schwarz > not when u kill me again and again in a high security area

Very smart of him to start off with the comment about me trying to ‘troll’ him…although it’s called griefing…not trolling, I’ll give him a +1 on that (don’t worry…he get’s plenty of -1’s later on to make up for it and then some).  Although, I’m not really griefing since I’m in it to grab the loot and get some kills as well…it is a PvP game ya know, and what’s wrong with some bonus Tears to boot?!

[ 2009.11.18 01:19:52 ] Cyberin > i can’t kill you in a noob ship anyway
[ 2009.11.18 01:20:10 ] Wolfen Schwarz > and wy did u want to shoot on me then again?
[ 2009.11.18 01:20:23 ] Cyberin > because you looked like you wanted to fight
[ 2009.11.18 01:20:25 ] Cyberin > thoght i’d let you

After I had killed his retriever (before this log started), I bought myself a Bestower because I didn’t have anything to loot with since I just got my Catalyst blown up killing him.  I sat near the wreck of his ship in my pod for a while, warped in and out hoping the loot would be there after my 15 minute GCC was up.  I got to 14 minutes and warped back to the wreck…where no other than Mr. Wolf was waiting for me in a Myrmidon, he locked my pod (I was gonna let him get concorded, but decided against chancing my full set of +4 implants) so I warped out.  When I came back in my Bestower (at 100km) he was still there and the loot was gone…that’s when I decided to go grab the orca and my other ships…

I showed up back in system with my Reaper Boob Noob ship which is when this entire chat log began…(yeah, sue me…I’m out of order…but now you are all caught up)

[ 2009.11.18 01:20:55 ] Wolfen Schwarz > i yust wanted to get back my stuff. that was the reason i showed up with my cruiser
[ 2009.11.18 01:21:12 ] Cyberin > what cruiser?
[ 2009.11.18 01:22:35 ] Wolfen Schwarz > that one i had as u tried to loot my destroyed ship i think
[ 2009.11.18 01:22:51 ] Cyberin > that was a battlecruiser, not a cruiser
[ 2009.11.18 01:23:20 ] Cyberin > why didn’t you stay around to try and kill me, i’m in a frigate now, you’d kick my ass, lol
[ 2009.11.18 01:23:21 ] Wolfen Schwarz > its easier to write. and after u destroyed me 15 million credits i wanted to be safe

He called his Myrmidon a cruiser, then used an excuse saying it was easier to write.  I don’t know about you guys…but when I got my first Battlecruiser…I made damn sure people knew it was a Battlecruiser…so now my noob senses are really tweeking out.

And yes, I begin to goad him into attacking me so I can pawn him…I’m still amazed at how much I’ve changed in EVE…but…I’m having loads of fun!

[ 2009.11.18 01:24:45 ] Cyberin > i just wish some of you guys had the balls to shoot back, not like i stand a chance in a frig vs a battlecruiser…i just like the rush
[ 2009.11.18 01:25:55 ] Wolfen Schwarz > i am not the person who find it funny to destroy the ownage of other peoples. otherwise i had shoot our pod as u arrived
[ 2009.11.18 01:26:14 ] Cyberin > and your ship would have been destroyed
[ 2009.11.18 01:26:21 ] Cyberin > you can’t pod people in highsec

See, I’m a nice guy (really…I am…I always try to help my victims out with advice afterwards)

[ 2009.11.18 01:26:47 ] Cyberin > come back and fight me and i’ll buy ya a new retriver, how about that?

ok…maybe not

[ 2009.11.18 01:27:33 ] Wolfen Schwarz > with my fighting skill :p
[ 2009.11.18 01:27:54 ] Cyberin > it’s battlecruiser vs my noob ship, you’ll toast me…i’m just bored and want to fight
[ 2009.11.18 01:28:40 ] Wolfen Schwarz > yea, i get stuff for my new retriever then tell me where u are then i shoot u :p
[ 2009.11.18 01:29:19 ] Wolfen Schwarz > but u use the velator fregatte
[ 2009.11.18 01:29:46 ] Cyberin > i’m in belt 3 mining where i killed you

I really am mining now, with my little civilian miner…I had nothing else to do so was hoping maybe someone would loot my can while I waited for him.  Also note, by this time my Orca alt is sitting right next to me in the belt…full of ships to use.

[ 2009.11.18 01:30:26 ] Cyberin > trying to steal from this orca next to me
[ 2009.11.18 01:33:04 ] Wolfen Schwarz > well i am on the way back. if i grill u then with the velator, u give me the 16 mills for my cargo optimition and for the insurence of my ship. think its about that
[ 2009.11.18 01:33:44 ] Cyberin > alrighty, 16mil

he’s bargaining with me? seriously?  whatever…sounds completely fair to me…

and notice the next part below happens 6 minutes later…it took him that long to realize I wasn’t shooting at him yet

[ 2009.11.18 01:39:37 ] Wolfen Schwarz > well, then lets do it
[ 2009.11.18 01:39:45 ] Wolfen Schwarz > u get the first shoot
[ 2009.11.18 01:39:47 ] Wolfen Schwarz > lol
[ 2009.11.18 01:39:56 ] Cyberin > i don’t have rights to kill you, you haev to shoot me first since you have kill rights, or take from my can
[ 2009.11.18 01:40:38 ] Wolfen Schwarz > ouch :/
[ 2009.11.18 01:40:49 ] Wolfen Schwarz > did u shoot on me?
[ 2009.11.18 01:40:51 ] Cyberin > lol, one sec and i’ll send the isk
[ 2009.11.18 01:40:56 ] Cyberin > no, didn’t even get a chance

I wasn’t actually planning on letting him kill me, but I forgot about the Trit in my cargo, so I couldn’t switch out to the Hurricane since you can only have ammo in your hold to put your ship into a Ship Maintenance Hanger.

But, he kills me, so I then get into my Gank Cane and show him what it’s like to trust people in EVE that have already proven themselves to be untrustworthy

[ 2009.11.18 01:42:10 ] Wolfen Schwarz > hey, thats not fair. so stop it now
[ 2009.11.18 01:43:32 ] Wolfen Schwarz > please stop it
[ 2009.11.18 01:44:02 ] Wolfen Schwarz > please

I actually did stop here…to reload…

[ 2009.11.18 01:44:34 ] Wolfen Schwarz > u asshat -.-
[ 2009.11.18 01:44:51 ] Cyberin > thanks for the loot
[ 2009.11.18 01:45:02 ] Wolfen Schwarz > that was my best ship -.-
[ 2009.11.18 01:46:12 ] Cyberin > like i said, i’m just in it for the loot

It was crappy loot

And here’s me being nice again below…see…I do try to at least help people after I do mean stuff to them, I guess there’s always that little bit of humility in me afterall.

[ 2009.11.18 01:46:53 ] Wolfen Schwarz > yea, now i lost nearly all my money -.-
[ 2009.11.18 01:47:08 ] Cyberin > well you learned a good lesson…don’t trust people that kill you
[ 2009.11.18 01:47:48 ] Wolfen Schwarz > …
[ 2009.11.18 01:48:35 ] Wolfen Schwarz > i thought with something like this. but so it thought u could be at least a bit of honor. but i was false
[ 2009.11.18 01:48:52 ] Cyberin > yup, you were definately wrong
[ 2009.11.18 01:49:04 ] Cyberin > this is a game, it’s all pixels and fun, no honor around really…
[ 2009.11.18 01:49:32 ] Wolfen Schwarz > yea, but now i don’t have moeny because i bought the stuff and don’t have a ship for fighting also
[ 2009.11.18 01:50:51 ] Cyberin > then second lesson learned, don’t fly what you can’t afford to lose
[ 2009.11.18 01:51:01 ] Cyberin > I’m extremely happy that I could be such a good teacher for you today
[ 2009.11.18 01:51:23 ] Wolfen Schwarz > yea, i at least lost 50 millions because of u
[ 2009.11.18 01:51:43 ] Cyberin > you earned it once, you can earn it again
[ 2009.11.18 01:51:56 ] Wolfen Schwarz > yea, but it will take time
[ 2009.11.18 01:52:18 ] Cyberin > that it will
[ 2009.11.18 01:52:51 ] Wolfen Schwarz > so where to fuck did u get ur battlecruiser?
[ 2009.11.18 01:53:01 ] Wolfen Schwarz > so a friend cloaked with it?
[ 2009.11.18 01:53:24 ] Cyberin > no, it was sitting in the orca next to me, i boarded it after you flew me up
[ 2009.11.18 01:53:28 ] Cyberin > blew*
[ 2009.11.18 01:53:50 ] Wolfen Schwarz > and it wasn’t in the same corp
[ 2009.11.18 01:54:01 ] Cyberin > nope, we are fleeted together
[ 2009.11.18 01:54:36 ] Wolfen Schwarz > -.-
[ 2009.11.18 01:56:43 ] Cyberin > by the way…your myrm had a horrible fit.  never mix repair types, and hull repairers are pointless
[ 2009.11.18 01:58:34 ] Cyberin > so, would you believe me if i said i’ll pay ya 20mil to fight me again?
[ 2009.11.18 01:58:59 ] Wolfen Schwarz > no
[ 2009.11.18 01:59:23 ] Wolfen Schwarz > so with what should i fight? u drestroyed my battlecruiser
[ 2009.11.18 01:59:36 ] Cyberin > anything really
[ 2009.11.18 02:00:06 ] Wolfen Schwarz > i wouldn’t even fight u with a velator. so u showed me that i can’t trust u
[ 2009.11.18 02:00:49 ] Cyberin > excellent, my work here is done then
[ 2009.11.18 02:00:58 ] Cyberin > enjoy eve, and trust no one!

Later on that day…I find someone else to can flip as I’m still messing around in system trying to find more yummy loots.

Channel Name:    Private Chat (KiithSoban)
Listener:        Cyberin
Session started: 2009.11.18 02:57:17

[ 2009.11.18 02:57:24 ] Cyberin > o/
[ 2009.11.18 02:57:28 ] KiithSoban > thats not very nice
[ 2009.11.18 02:57:35 ] Cyberin > i know
[ 2009.11.18 02:57:45 ] Cyberin > just trying to earn a living

yes…I took his massive amount of I think…maybe 8Km^3 of ore while he was jet canning in his retriever.

[ 2009.11.18 02:57:57 ] KiithSoban > hmm
[ 2009.11.18 02:58:14 ] KiithSoban > what a wussie. wouldnt even take it all
[ 2009.11.18 02:58:40 ] Cyberin > how’s that make me a wussie?

I did take it all actually, I flipped his entire can into my can using my reaper…my hold isn’t really all that big ya know!

[ 2009.11.18 03:00:18 ] KiithSoban > well u could have just fit an indy with 2 warp core stabilizers and took it all
[ 2009.11.18 03:00:42 ] KiithSoban > even if i still managed to blow it up, u could just insure it
[ 2009.11.18 03:02:14 ] Cyberin > damnit…made me forget my ship!
[ 2009.11.18 03:03:56 ] KiithSoban > i MADE u?
[ 2009.11.18 03:04:00 ] KiithSoban > lol

I was undocking in my Bestower when he made that first statement…and my “Tarp” Alarms went off, so I aborted undock and got in my pod.  He saw me warp back to the belt in my pod, so I needed an excuse.  He was in an itty near my can…I was hoping he’d take it…he didn’t.

[ 2009.11.18 03:04:27 ] Cyberin > why were you in that itty, you didn’t take my ore did you?!
[ 2009.11.18 03:04:41 ] KiithSoban > na lol i made a nooby mistake
[ 2009.11.18 03:04:49 ] Cyberin > ?
[ 2009.11.18 03:04:54 ] KiithSoban > it already had ore from the last trip in it
[ 2009.11.18 03:05:13 ] KiithSoban > but i came back
[ 2009.11.18 03:05:27 ] KiithSoban > i now have all of MY ore safely in my station
[ 2009.11.18 03:07:44 ] Cyberin > i left it there for you

since I wasn’t in the belt at the time, I had warped off to make my excuse look legit…he was able to grab MY ore and warp off to station since I couldn’t realy bump him with my Orca…that made me a sad panda

[ 2009.11.18 03:08:01 ] KiithSoban > and now im going to continue my mining =]

Really? sweet…like I believe that…since my Orca alt is right next to you and I see your little Incursus.  I warp to the Orca in my pod and board my trusty Wolf…kill him, and then be a nice guy again and talk to him for a while.

[ 2009.11.18 03:10:33 ] KiithSoban > damn im outgunned
[ 2009.11.18 03:10:44 ] Cyberin > go figure
[ 2009.11.18 03:10:54 ] KiithSoban > lol
[ 2009.11.18 03:10:55 ] KiithSoban > gf
[ 2009.11.18 03:11:09 ] KiithSoban > i insured it b4 i left
[ 2009.11.18 03:11:12 ] Cyberin > same to you, glad some people still haev balls
[ 2009.11.18 03:11:33 ] KiithSoban > im trainig my skills to be a pirate too
[ 2009.11.18 03:11:40 ] Cyberin > good stuff
[ 2009.11.18 03:12:08 ] KiithSoban > i want to start off with t1 incurcus
[ 2009.11.18 03:12:19 ] Cyberin > it’s a nice little ship with decent skills
[ 2009.11.18 03:12:37 ] KiithSoban > less expensice to lose, allows for nooby mistakes
[ 2009.11.18 03:12:45 ] KiithSoban > this is my first time playing this game
[ 2009.11.18 03:12:52 ] Cyberin > it certainly does, that’s the best way to do it
[ 2009.11.18 03:13:10 ] Cyberin > you have a good start on it, that’s for sure…lots of people as new as you are too scared to die
[ 2009.11.18 03:13:30 ] KiithSoban > lol
[ 2009.11.18 03:14:28 ] KiithSoban > like i said, it was max insured with only mideocure stuff on it (since i dont have all the  skills yet) so i didnt lose much
[ 2009.11.18 03:14:46 ] KiithSoban > i didnt expect u to arrive with a t2 frig though
[ 2009.11.18 03:14:52 ] Cyberin > that’s the best way to do it while you are still ;earning
[ 2009.11.18 03:14:57 ] Cyberin > that was my plan
[ 2009.11.18 03:15:30 ] Cyberin > never underestimate your opponent
[ 2009.11.18 03:15:36 ] KiithSoban > well, this game is pretty complex, im glad i spent 2 weeks just reading guides before i started
[ 2009.11.18 03:16:19 ] Cyberin > good!  i think you’ll go pretty far with that attitude.  Lots of people I meet like this just gve up without trying
[ 2009.11.18 03:17:21 ] KiithSoban > lol well i made another tryal account before this and i was like woah!!! holy shit! i need to learn more about this be4 i get roasted and lose all my money
[ 2009.11.18 03:21:05 ] Cyberin > there is definately a lot to learn about this game
[ 2009.11.18 03:22:38 ] KiithSoban > i like it though, i was getting tired of another mmo that i was playing and spaceship battle games are unique.
[ 2009.11.18 03:23:02 ] Cyberin > yup, there is nothing like eve
[ 2009.11.18 03:24:23 ] Cyberin > well, laterz o7