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Max Hatter tried to Piss in my Wheaties

by Cyberin on Dec.02, 2009, under Community

Having a post dedicated solely to me was quite a surprise…and I feel it deserves it’s own in return. Apparently Max Hatter over at Suddenly, News! misses me so bad that he decided to piss in my wheaties rather than just trying to have my babies…silly Rabbit…Trix are for kids (sorry Max, your name always makes me think of the Mad Hatter…lol).

So Cyberin who is one of the leading figures in the ninja salvaging community have decided to leave Suddenly Ninjas for a low sec pirate corp called Tuskers.

Really?  One of the leading figures?  I didn’t know that…very flattering though.  I guess I was pretty decent at it, though I’d not consider myself anywhere near the top of that ladder…I hadn’t even been doing it that long.  Nice to know I had some worshipers though :p

Oh, and it’s “The Tuskers” :)

This isn’t the first time Cyberin does one of these foolish moves as he have leaft for other corps in the past. He had a try at faction warfare before. This might have been someone else in Suddenly Ninjas but I don’t really care about the facts. Facts tend to get in the way of a proving my points.

Yup, that was me…and I did try that a bit ago, no where near the same though.  I didn’t want to go -10 back then, and I did it mostly solo.  I’d probably have liked it more if I’d joined a corp…I need people to fly with…hence the application to The Tuskers.

But one fact is true. They all come back. The ninja lifestyle (eve style) is to good to leave for long. Many ninjas have tried a different approach to eve but they have all been disappointed.

I might, I definitely can’t deny that…since I’m so undecided all the time it’s a possibility for sure…but I’m having so much fun right now that it’s not looking likely any time soon.  I enjoyed being a Ninja, and all you guys are awesome…a very tight knit group of like minded individuals who I could always count on…but sadly, I wasn’t getting what I wanted.  As much fun as making people cry is, I was starting to get tired of having to bait people into shooting me, and even then it was only a possibility.  I began to just want blood…I wanted to see people die, and I wanted to them do it at my own hands…Ninjaing just wasn’t gonna cut it sadly…so I had to come out here and go all flashy!

See what I did there? I care greatly about facts when the work in my favor. I give Cyberin about two-three weeks before he comes crawling back. Then we will all welcome him back with open arms and give him affectionate nicknames like Judas or Deserter. Come back to us! Please.

Even if I do…looking at my sec status…and my impatience…I can certainly say it’ll be longer than three weeks :D .  Though, a nickname does sound fun…lol.

I’ll miss ya guys of course…but as you know, Eve has a way of changing people…and at the moment I’m having a shit ton of fun.  (Not that I wasn’t in the Ninjas, this is just a different kind of fun that I’ve been wanting to try since I started Eve 2 years ago).

Thanks for the shout out post Max, I appreciate it…and keep the Tears flowing free!

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  • http://podlogs.com/findersandkeepers/ Aiden Mourn

    Wow, burn. The rest of us are doing just fine without you. VP went on some weird nightquill-fueled poetry rant about missing your “musk”, and I think Llyan got the tattoo of your name done-over with a picture of a headstone and a wilted rose. Me, I just burned all your photographs and keyed “Ninjas 4 Eva” into your car. So yeah, generally I’d say we’re cool without you.

    =), fly safe man

    o7,
    -Aiden

    p.s. wtf max, Cyberins a “leading figure” and I’m not? Way to not even link my blog on yours, ass. =P

  • http://handsoff.myloots.com Cyberin

    Glad I could help incite the fire of Ninja Rivalry :p

    I guess my “musk” is better than yours :p

  • http://lifeinlowsec.blogspot.com Mynxee

    LOL Funny read!

  • http://handsoff.myloots.com Cyberin

    Good stuff, glad is was funny :D I started the post with the sole intention of making it hilarious…and then I got more serious, lol…was hoping at least a little bit of the planned humor remained :D

  • Orions Lord

    Hay Judas,

    Have fun with those ‘The Tuskers’ I know you will.
    And tell Ka Jolo that he has to spent abit more time on his blog.

    They must be a great bunch of peeps.

    See ya.

  • http://www.velocilogic.com Velocity Prime

    I understand that this “dueling blogs” thing is half in jest, but for the record I’d just like to say that Cyberin left on good terms, and I’ll always consider him to be an honorary member of the Ninjas. Serious business aside: always play the game the way that you want, and for your own enjoyment.

    Good luck, sir. You’ll make The Tuskers proud, I’m sure. Come back and give us a tour through low sec sometime. ;)

    (p.s. Ninjas are still way cooler than pirates.)

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