Hands Off, My Loots!

Well, it looks like the Clown Punchers need a few more entries in their contest before they can make a decision on the winner, so I figured that since I only have 202 blog posts left to read in my google reader…I’d spend my time wisely and help out with at least one of those entries.

The question we pose to our fellow bloggers for the first installment of the CKIAGFEBBC is, “What is the thing you hate/dislike most about the player run corporation you are in.”

As most of you probably know (and if you don’t, shame on you) I’m a member of the infamous Suddenly Ninjas corporation, EVE’s premier Ninja Salvaging entity.  While I love my new Corporation, and my new profession…there is of course always something about everything to dislike.

Really, Really, REAALLYYY long chat logs on the SN Forums are one of those.

We love Tears.  Ninjas LOVE Tears.  I relish and roll around in a bed full of Tears, that’s how much I enjoy them.  I like my Tears, and I like reading about other people’s Tears…but…all the random shit in between is annoying.

As ninjas, we of course measure the size of our epeen by the fullness of our “Cup-o-Tears”…and I’ve noticed lately some people trying to water down their Tears with chatlogs that are sometimes hundreds of lines long…diluted Tears are annoying…and not as Salty as I’d like.

When I read Tears, I would simply like to read the Tears.  I don’t need to know what that random guy in local thinks about it (unless his opinion is funny), nor do I need to see the 73 lines of one worded coaxial messages between the good stuff.  I also am not fond of knowing what that random guy in local’s mother is doing at the current moment, unless of course it somehow pertains to the validity of said person’s Manhood.  I just want to read the Tears, and possibly some of the important stuff that lead up to them.

I make it a point when I post Tear Logs to clean out all the dry stuff…since Tears are wet…and I wish everyone would do it!

So to recap…notepad, notepad+, wordpad, word, works, whatever program your computer has to edit text…they ALL have a delete button…use it ninjas!

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