Hands Off, My Loots!

Two days ago, a corp mate told us a story of how a noob in a velator got 3 or 4 people in a certain system to suicide themselves on him.  We liked this so much that we spoke to the noob…and found out he was not really a noob…just on an alt to mess with people…we liked it, we liked his style…and…we decided we’d work together to get more tears out of at least of of these individuals…so read on

Before I start posting all the Chat logs, I’ll go ahead and give the tl;dr version first because it doesn’t really spoil much for those that want to read the entire thing…just gives a bit more anticipation!  There is a guy named TheWarHound, he decided to Concordokken himself of this alt noob the day before in his Myrmidon…then said “I needed a new ship anyway”.  Because of that statement…we made it our aim to “help” him as much as possible.  Through some excellent social engineering…we managed (we…as in me, 2 corp mates, and the noob alt guy) to get this douchebag to steal from my loot can, and then killed him.

The entire process involved his loot from the day before (when concord killed him), my badger, the corpies, and the alt noob, who I might add…has excellent diplomacy skills.  I took the loot in my badger, 15km outside docking range of a station, then had my corpy kill me after I jettisoned the loot (thought we’d try and see if we could put the loot in the wreck…we couldn’t…so we blew the wreck).  Then one corpy in a Recon cloaked next to the can, while the other 2 of us went to a safe near the station and aligned to him…while the noob alt guy started a convo.

The convo went something like…”hey, this asshole Cyberin just blew up my hauler with your loot in it because I stole from his mining can out in a belt…you can come get it if you want”.  About 10 minutes of diplomacy later the guy actually decided to come get it…and we toasted him…then much Tears fell from the Local Sky.  Chat Logs below (edited to remove all the local chatter that had nothing to do with this event…including the statements by MR. TheWarHound saying that he is an Indian and the White Man pissed him off 200 years ago by invading his homeland…blah blah blah).

As always…with my comments to make sense of things

Channel Name:    Local
Listener:        Cyberin
Session started: 2009.11.08 21:44:31
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[ 2009.11.09 00:29:39 ] Lrod William > was it good for you
[ 2009.11.09 00:29:53 ] Scopique > yes, thx mate

It all started when Scopique told us in corp chat that he just killed 2 retrievers…and there were other idiots in system with him.

[ 2009.11.09 00:42:24 ] Message > Hah! You fool! You didn’t think I was alone, did you?

I was in system…doing missions…(what?  I need some standings to refine all this PHAT loot!?!….so shut it!)

[ 2009.11.09 00:49:18 ] TheWarHound > well well well if it isnt the man who caused me to lose my ship
[ 2009.11.09 00:49:36 ] Claude Trantor > oh, hi o/
[ 2009.11.09 00:50:21 ] TheWarHound > dont stael anyone elses cans today okay
[ 2009.11.09 00:50:33 ] Claude Trantor > too late unfortunately
[ 2009.11.09 00:50:52 ] Lrod William > yep he did and died
[ 2009.11.09 00:50:53 ] TheWarHound > your going to run yourself out of high sec doing that you know

Please note that Lord William spelled his own name wrong…oops?  Oh, and I’m very glad to see that Mr. Hound knows so much about game mechanics.  Did you know that looting other peoples stuff can get you kicked out of highsec?  Crap…I better stop doing that…

Oh, and Claude Trantor is the noob alt griefer guy…he’s awesome, we love him now, sadly he says he doesn’t want into Suddenly Ninjas as he prefers to work alone most times.

[ 2009.11.09 00:51:23 ] Claude Trantor > yes, lost another free of charge newbship
[ 2009.11.09 00:51:41 ] TheWarHound > (shaking my head)
[ 2009.11.09 00:52:27 ] Lrod William > not much watch out for Suddenly ninjas they come in with a tech one starter ship and then come back with tech twos
[ 2009.11.09 00:53:11 ] Boomershoot > i only come with t1, sadly
[ 2009.11.09 00:53:21 ] Boomershoot > can’t fap to t2
[ 2009.11.09 00:53:23 ] Lrod William > after i was dead
[ 2009.11.09 00:53:42 ] TheWarHound > thats ok i gots me some cloaking now lol

Damn…they know were are here.  I bet now they are going to be checking who owns cans so they don’t fall for any traps!…or…maybe not…

Oh, and shit…Mr. Hound can cloak now…that’s scary…or is it?  Hell if I know….

[ 2009.11.09 00:54:02 ] Cyberin > suddenly ninjas are a bunch of pricks!
[ 2009.11.09 00:54:14 ] Boomershoot > hiding under a blanket, real men use this system to settle stuff for good
[ 2009.11.09 00:54:33 ] Boomershoot > that, and for surprise unconsensual backdoor access
[ 2009.11.09 00:54:40 ] TheWarHound > amen cyberin its double standard out here if you shoot someone who steals from you concord gets involved

Hmm…well…glad he knows how to check “Show Info” before he opens his mouth.  I am glad that he agreed with me while I was trolling him though…makes me tingle just a little!

[ 2009.11.09 00:55:00 ] Cyberin > yes, yes that does happen when you let the aggro timer expire

I said that because one of the guys that got Concorded yesterday on the Noob Alt guy we are helping did so after chasing the guy for 20 minutes and then shooting him (notice…aggro timers are only 15 minutes…)…then petitioned him for hacks  I think

[ 2009.11.09 00:55:28 ] Cyberin > i’d love to kill some of these SN pricks
[ 2009.11.09 00:55:53 ] Boomershoot > …no you don’t
[ 2009.11.09 00:56:32 ] TheWarHound > cyberin your a sn from your bio
[ 2009.11.09 00:56:46 ] Boomershoot > bio > employment history
[ 2009.11.09 00:56:49 ] Cyberin > Am I? oh crap! I am!…I almost forgot…
[ 2009.11.09 00:56:57 ] TheWarHound > well your corp banner
[ 2009.11.09 00:57:10 ] TheWarHound > with a bounty to boot
[ 2009.11.09 00:57:14 ] Boomershoot > banner are so II millennia
[ 2009.11.09 00:57:21 ] Boomershoot > we have premade logos now

Glad to see if finally decided to check up on me!  And…I have a bounty?  Really?  No WAI!!!!  Of course we also had to tease him a bit about mentioning the Bio as where he found this info…when in fact it is in my Character Screen, or “Show Info”…it is not in my Bio…but meh, just semantics…

[ 2009.11.09 00:57:23 ] Cyberin > would you like to shoot me without aggro too?
[ 2009.11.09 00:57:42 ] TheWarHound > nah ill let your bounty go up a little more lmao
[ 2009.11.09 00:57:49 ] Claude Trantor > ack, a bounty? aren’t you free to shoot at people if there is a bounty on them?
[ 2009.11.09 00:57:58 ] TheWarHound > no
[ 2009.11.09 00:58:02 ] Boomershoot > no don’t waste bounty on cyberin
[ 2009.11.09 00:58:02 ] Cyberin > feel free to add to it
[ 2009.11.09 00:58:07 ] Boomershoot > i’ll give you an alt to put money on
[ 2009.11.09 00:58:08 ] Boomershoot > k?
[ 2009.11.09 00:58:21 ] Boomershoot > taht will piss cyberin off a lot
[ 2009.11.09 00:58:43 ] Cyberin > quit trying to jack my bounties Boomer! I work hard for them!

More talk about bounties…I hope he has good luck getting mine out there in lowsec…yeah, good luck

[ 2009.11.09 00:58:50 ] Claude Trantor > this aggro stuff is confusing lol. at least it works in my hands so far
[ 2009.11.09 00:58:59 ] TheWarHound > last time i shot some one out here ask claude what happened
[ 2009.11.09 00:59:15 ] Cyberin > you blew up
[ 2009.11.09 00:59:16 ] Boomershoot > police came?
[ 2009.11.09 00:59:17 ] TheWarHound > i lost my myrm out here from concord
[ 2009.11.09 00:59:24 ] Boomershoot > WEEE OOOHHH WEEEE OOHHHH WEEEE OOOHHHH
[ 2009.11.09 00:59:50 ] TheWarHound > dropped me almost a full point on sec status
[ 2009.11.09 00:59:59 ] Boomershoot >
[ 2009.11.09 01:00:00 ] Cyberin > yeah, i know the feeling…
[ 2009.11.09 01:00:02 ] Boomershoot > the whole pint?
[ 2009.11.09 01:00:15 ] Cyberin > though I normally get Catalysts blown up…not Myrms
[ 2009.11.09 01:00:35 ] TheWarHound > lord william lost a mega on the same person
[ 2009.11.09 01:00:35 ] Boomershoot > concord was like “lol n00b”
[ 2009.11.09 01:00:35 ] Claude Trantor > and someone lost a Thorax and there was a battleship also. Eve is great fun so far, much better than warhammer online
[ 2009.11.09 01:00:59 ] TheWarHound > yeah stepro when you stole his can claude
[ 2009.11.09 01:01:01 ] Cyberin > lol, seriously Claude? these guys are smart…lol
[ 2009.11.09 01:01:17 ] Boomershoot > guys, not to disappoint you, but you’re not the sharpest lightbulb in the bottle.

Discussing the previous days events…yes, a Thorax, Myrmidon, and Megathron all got Concordokkened trying to kill Claude…man, that’s freaking awesome!

[ 2009.11.09 01:01:40 ] TheWarHound > oh well i neded a new ship anyway

Yes…he DID actually say it…I thought only Goons did that!

Goon alt?…hmm…

[ 2009.11.09 01:01:53 ] Claude Trantor > glad i could help
[ 2009.11.09 01:02:26 ] Claude Trantor > so you got a new one already WarHound?
[ 2009.11.09 01:02:30 ] Cyberin > lol, “I didn’t want that ship anyway”…good excuse
[ 2009.11.09 01:02:54 ] TheWarHound > yes im NOT losing this one tonight either claude

Please notice that last statement…and then try and figure out what we were talking about in Corp Chat now…(hint, it has nothing to do with crazy homosexual monkey sex)

[ 2009.11.09 01:02:58 ] Boomershoot > i think a myrmidon can’t one-shoot a concdor
[ 2009.11.09 01:03:04 ] Boomershoot > *condor
[ 2009.11.09 01:03:22 ] TheWarHound > he was in a velator i think
[ 2009.11.09 01:03:39 ] TheWarHound > idk it was real quick i can say that
[ 2009.11.09 01:03:53 ] Claude Trantor > no WarHound, i’d have no time anyway. there is a bunch of ore in this belt 5/1 i still need to loot, some people got shot there
[ 2009.11.09 01:05:04 ] TheWarHound > first time getting concorded
[ 2009.11.09 01:05:23 ] Cyberin > you should try it more often
[ 2009.11.09 01:05:25 ] Boomershoot > at 0.0 ss it must be funny seeing it rise or fall again
[ 2009.11.09 01:05:30 ] Boomershoot > i’m stuck at 5.0 :\

Not much to say about this part…just needed a break for the next part of the log…

[ 2009.11.09 01:05:34 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Chelien Local Channel
[ 2009.11.09 01:06:24 ] Message > Kruul:  So you’re one of their lap-dogs come to do their dirty work, eh?  I’m warning you, if you don’t leave immediately I’ll have to sling out my new laser-cannon on your ass.
[ 2009.11.09 01:06:54 ] Message > Kruul:  You’re still here?!!  I thought I told you to leave already.  I’ve got business that I gotsa take care of, and I don’t need some clumsy oaf like yourself screwing things up for me …
[ 2009.11.09 01:07:15 ] Message > Kruul:  Dude, I just had some combat implants injected into my brain.  Don’t even think you can match my skill.
[ 2009.11.09 01:08:11 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Mirilene Local Channel
[ 2009.11.09 01:08:24 ] Message > Kruul:  Ok that’s it.  Now you’re gonna get it!  Just don’t go cryin’ home to mommy in your capsule when I’m done wit ya.  And don’t beg for your life, it’s pathetic …
[ 2009.11.09 01:08:38 ] Cyberin > did i miss anything good while i was next door?

Like I said…I’m working on my standings …and notice that Kruul is still talking after I blitzed his mission and was already next door again?  Weird…

[ 2009.11.09 01:09:42 ] Claude Trantor > no, I almost got killed by a rat in belt V-1 while grabbing ore lol, need a bigger ship
[ 2009.11.09 01:09:54 ] Cyberin > lol
[ 2009.11.09 01:10:51 ] TheWarHound > you owe my my navy charges though claude
[ 2009.11.09 01:10:59 ] TheWarHound > me
[ 2009.11.09 01:11:18 ] Claude Trantor > hey, i earned them in a fair fight
[ 2009.11.09 01:11:42 ] TheWarHound > wasnt a fair fight

Yeah, Concord didn’t think it was a fair fight either…that’s why they blew the shit out of your ship.  And right now, when he mentions wanting his stuff back is when we hatch our dastardly plan to give it to him.

[ 2009.11.09 01:12:15 ] TheWarHound > just bustin balls got 10k more of them
[ 2009.11.09 01:12:25 ] Claude Trantor > Myrm vs Velator seems fair to me
[ 2009.11.09 01:16:32 ] TheWarHound > of course it was an uneven fight with concord up my tailpipe
[ 2009.11.09 01:16:57 ] Claude Trantor > why did you shoot me in the first place?
[ 2009.11.09 01:17:08 ] TheWarHound > i was helping stepro
[ 2009.11.09 01:25:00 ] TheWarHound > if you ask then take is one thing   to take without asking is the white mans way here
[ 2009.11.09 01:27:33 ] TheWarHound > so ill stop bustin your balls claude and chalk it up to experience
[ 2009.11.09 01:28:09 ] Cyberin > but ball busting is so fun!
[ 2009.11.09 01:28:24 ] TheWarHound > i know it can be lol
[ 2009.11.09 01:28:39 ] TheWarHound > everyone got so quiet after i said that?
[ 2009.11.09 01:28:54 ] Claude Trantor > well, warhound, i am a bit sorry you lost your stuff tbh. i didn’t ment to do so much harm, i just wanted to grab some easy ore
[ 2009.11.09 01:29:27 ] Cyberin > maybe everyone got so quite warhound because you mentioned the white man? lol

This is where I cut out about 40 lines of him talking down about the White Man…

[ 2009.11.09 01:39:13 ] Cyberin > yeah, and if my mother hadn’t gotten laid by my father I wouldn’t be here…what’s your point?

They said something about if the white man had never come it wouldn’t be the same, etc…almost forgot about that…and I won’t mention what some of the locals had to say about my comment.  Lets just say it had stuff to do with people swallowing and me not being here…something like that…

[ 2009.11.09 01:46:52 ] Claude Trantor > FUCK
[ 2009.11.09 01:47:27 ] Cyberin > Claude you noob!…that’ll teach ya to steal my stuff…:p
[ 2009.11.09 01:47:58 ] Cyberin > just killed Claude in a hauler, lol

This is where Scopique blew my hauler up and we had my loot can out there with Mr. Hounds loot from yesterday in it.  Made it look like I blew Claude up…he sat next to the can in his Pod.  Though…local was still going on about the Indian and White man thing, and then someone got on the topic of GM and Ford and then end of the world because of Myans…I’m still not sure if Mr. Hound ever saw the above transpire in local…

Claude opens chat with Mr. Hound and begins the epic diplomacy that leads to Mr. Hound dying in a bit…I wish I had that chat log, I’m gonna try and get it…if I do…I’ll post it with permission.  It took like 10 minutes, and Mr. Hound kept going back and forth saying he didn’t want it because of pirates in system (he really…really should have stuck with that plan, even though we aren’t pirates…we’re Ninjas!), then to put it in contracts, etc…in the end…he fell for it.

[ 2009.11.09 02:05:48 ] TheWarHound > back off assholes those are my things]
[ 2009.11.09 02:06:19 ] TheWarHound > cybwerin you asshole
[ 2009.11.09 02:06:21 ] JD YoungBlood > i’m sure theres plenty to go around
[ 2009.11.09 02:06:32 ] Cyberin > thanks WarHound

lol…he wanted his stuff…and that’s what he said!  Gimme my stuff!…oh noes…don’t kill me!  Wonder what was going through his mind when that Pilgrim decloaked 8km from that can and pointed him…I know what I was thinking …Warp Drive Active!

[ 2009.11.09 02:06:39 ] TheWarHound > fuck stick
[ 2009.11.09 02:06:54 ] JD YoungBlood > are yall playing swap the can?
[ 2009.11.09 02:06:55 ] Cyberin > glad i could help
[ 2009.11.09 02:07:05 ] Cyberin > did you need a new ship this time, or do you haev another excuse?
[ 2009.11.09 02:07:12 ] alexrood > lol
[ 2009.11.09 02:07:28 ] Scopique > \o/ Tonight’s show has been brought to you by Suddenly Ninjas, killing carebears one ship at a time
[ 2009.11.09 02:07:43 ] TheWarHound > im not a carebear asshole
[ 2009.11.09 02:07:58 ] Cyberin > can’t tell
[ 2009.11.09 02:08:04 ] Cyberin > you fell for an easy trick…
[ 2009.11.09 02:08:08 ] TheWarHound > eat my shit loser

Is this guy 12 or something?  Seriously…eat my shit?…wow…

[ 2009.11.09 02:08:08 ] Scopique > anyway, we got another Myrm of your’s
[ 2009.11.09 02:08:23 ] TheWarHound > whos we you got a mouse in your pocket]
[ 2009.11.09 02:08:40 ] Scopique > you didn’t notice my friends here?
[ 2009.11.09 02:08:45 ] Cyberin > lol
[ 2009.11.09 02:09:09 ] alexrood > why not try pirating in low sec or is that too tough can flipping is so noob

lol…local to the rescue!…if I wanted to pirate…I would go to lowsec…but I’m not a pirate…and no, I have no internet honor when it comes to douchebags…

[ 2009.11.09 02:09:15 ] TheWarHound > took all of them huh coward
[ 2009.11.09 02:09:30 ] Cyberin > there was no can flipping involved…well…actually there was…Hound here flipped my can…
[ 2009.11.09 02:09:30 ] Scopique > we didn’t flip a can and shooting ppl here is way more rewarding
[ 2009.11.09 02:09:32 ] TheWarHound > eat me axel
[ 2009.11.09 02:09:38 ] alexrood > lol
[ 2009.11.09 02:09:40 ] TheWarHound > oh sorry
[ 2009.11.09 02:11:26 ] Cyberin > got any other myrms in system WarHound?
[ 2009.11.09 02:14:02 ] TheWarHound > it took ALL of you to take me on friggin cowards
[ 2009.11.09 02:14:47 ] Scopique > well, it’s been more fun like this
[ 2009.11.09 02:15:12 ] Cyberin > we travel in packs…no sense to try and solo when there’s more of us around
[ 2009.11.09 02:15:22 ] Cyberin > it’s not about talent…it’s about the fun, and the lols
[ 2009.11.09 02:15:30 ] Wee Girl > Exactly, and Ninjas move fast….the more people, the faster you go down.
[ 2009.11.09 02:15:31 ] Scopique > and the Tears
[ 2009.11.09 02:15:33 ] TheWarHound > you dont even have right to speak to me maggot

Hmm…right then…when he said that….he opened a convo with me.  Which confused me….because I don’t a right to speak with him?  Oh well…it was a short chat anyway.

Channel Name:    Private Chat (TheWarHound)
Listener:        Cyberin
Session started: 2009.11.09 02:15:24

[ 2009.11.09 02:15:53 ] Cyberin > o/
[ 2009.11.09 02:16:58 ] TheWarHound > What was the point?
[ 2009.11.09 02:17:39 ] Cyberin > To hear you cry in local like you did…oh, and the loot
[ 2009.11.09 02:17:50 ] TheWarHound > Ah ok
[ 2009.11.09 02:19:48 ] Cyberin > we done here, or did you want to chat more?

now…back to local…

[ 2009.11.09 02:15:48 ] Wee Girl > Mmmmmmmm maggots….
[ 2009.11.09 02:16:00 ] alexrood > can you go to a low sec so i can collect your bounty Cyberin?
[ 2009.11.09 02:16:17 ] Cyberin > lol, good luck getting my bounty
[ 2009.11.09 02:16:18 ] Wee Girl > …taste like TEARS.
[ 2009.11.09 02:16:32 ] alexrood > oh ill get it if you wanna try me
[ 2009.11.09 02:17:10 ] Wee Girl > Be careful Cyb. Looks like his toon has been bought and sold by noobs since ’04…
[ 2009.11.09 02:17:13 ] Cyberin > no, no you won’t
[ 2009.11.09 02:17:32 ] alexrood > yea im a noob that bought the account good call
[ 2009.11.09 02:18:23 ] Cyberin > why would you want my bounty anyway?
[ 2009.11.09 02:18:28 ] alexrood > srry to dissapoint you but im the same alex since 04 1 account 1 toon, lol
[ 2009.11.09 02:18:33 ] Cyberin > you’re not the nice little angel type either
[ 2009.11.09 02:18:50 ] alexrood > i know but i just like killing people
[ 2009.11.09 02:18:54 ] alexrood > lol
[ 2009.11.09 02:19:19 ] Cyberin > same here
[ 2009.11.09 02:19:24 ] alexrood > i have 1 too should be good teaser
[ 2009.11.09 02:19:44 ] alexrood > damn cyno ships hate when ya pop em hehehe
[ 2009.11.09 02:19:59 ] Cyberin > lol
[ 2009.11.09 02:20:44 ] Cyberin > feel free to shoot at me if you catch me in lowsec if ya kill my ship, i’ll let ya pod me
[ 2009.11.09 02:20:56 ] alexrood > lol
[ 2009.11.09 02:21:40 ] alexrood > thnx but i actually enjoy hunting down mission runners and campers was just giving ya shit
[ 2009.11.09 02:21:59 ] Cyberin > hunting down mission runners, my favorite past time

Alex is a bit Bipolar I think…first started to taunt me, then seemed to switch to my side?  I’m not sure…he was a pirate from the looks of it…had a -1.7 sec, 9mil bounty…whatever…was a short interlude from the antics of Mr. Hound I guess.

[ 2009.11.09 02:22:28 ] alexrood >
[ 2009.11.09 02:23:01 ] alexrood > well off to move a few more ships then back to placid to wait for gate jumpers
[ 2009.11.09 02:23:03 ] TheWarHound > shaking my head you all are something else
[ 2009.11.09 02:23:27 ] alexrood > pirating is a lifestyle warhound srry
[ 2009.11.09 02:23:41 ] TheWarHound > oh please
[ 2009.11.09 02:23:46 ] alexrood >
[ 2009.11.09 02:23:47 ] alexrood > o7
[ 2009.11.09 02:23:48 ] TheWarHound > spare your witless banter
[ 2009.11.09 02:24:14 ] Cyberin > it’s quite witty actually, and btw…i’m not a pirate…I’m a Ninja…I have no honor
[ 2009.11.09 02:24:33 ] TheWarHound > hiding and waiting to jump huh          thats the kicker hiding
[ 2009.11.09 02:25:34 ] TheWarHound > how many more are in here hiding with cloaking
[ 2009.11.09 02:26:45 ] Cyberin > why would i tell you that?
[ 2009.11.09 02:29:05 ] Cyberin > well…i’m off to fish in other ponds since I pissed in this one already…have a wonderful day o/
[ 2009.11.09 02:33:51 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Vittenyn Local Channel

There was only 3 of us in local, sadly Boomershot logged off before the action kicked off.  Scopique had a cloak, Wee Girl was in a Rifter, and I was in a Mission Fit, passive shield tanked Myrmidon (800+ DPS omni tank btw…he never did shoot at me )

To top all this off…a little while later I got an evemail, I tried to respond but he had blocked me…so instead I just reported him for making real life threats…hope that goes well for him.

This is a game, do anything to want in game…that’s what it’s made for…but when you try and bring the real world into it like he did in the below evemail…then, you need to get your head checked.

2009.11.09 02:38

From TheWarHound

Subject: jumped

you are a coward simple as that it took you and 3 or 4 other people to ‘jump’ me thats very intelligent and if you call this crying how about you give me your address and phone number which i know you wont do because its to close to home you are a coward and theif if i did see you ever on the street i would cave your face in and this is not grief

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