Hands Off, My Loots!

Velocity just decided to open up recruitment for Misfit Toys, which makes me happy as I started bugging him about it a little week ago.  While the small group of us that currently make up the Misfits get along very well (we’ve known each other for a good amount of time in game now), we decided we needed some more people in corp so we can manage to get some decent gangs of our own from time to time and have fun during the day instead of waiting for nightly alliance ops.

I’m not going to copy and paste the recruitment message, but instead I’ll just mention that I am a recruitment officer for the corp and you can contact either myself, Velocity Prime, or Meccros in game; or join the “Misfit Cafe” channel if you are interested.  You can find details about what type of pilots were are looking for in VPs post over at VelociLogic. (also on EVEO Forums)

And…for those of you curious if this is another of my  recruitment scams…I swear you won’t have to pay anything to join…so that kinda limits the scam possibilities a bit (unless of course you are a spy, then there’s a 100mil ISK fee).

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I’ve been busy on my market/hauling alt this week so haven’t gotten much done in the way of funny stuff to post…but I did get a little bored and decided to scam someone out of their corporation shares (they were worthless as he was only worth like 100mil…but meh…boredom).  It’s not really funny at all, but here’s how easy it is to scam people these days.

I found this guy on the EVEO forums while searching for good deals…and this is what it turned into.

Warning…this isn’t funny in anyway, and is probably a pretty boring read…don’t say I didn’t warn you.

[ 2011.02.26 19:23:44 ] SupaSekritAlt > heya, i was curious how many shares you had to sell?
[ 2011.02.26 19:23:47 ] Batuka > hello
[ 2011.02.26 19:23:50 ] Batuka > 900
[ 2011.02.26 19:23:58 ] SupaSekritAlt > and how long you’ve been doing this? current profit margins? etc
[ 2011.02.26 19:24:05 ] Batuka > but i think i wil be only selling 800 of them
[ 2011.02.26 19:25:06 ] Batuka > i have started today and so far i have made 60 million isk but only been doing for a few hours and i only had 100 mill to start with and i have 90 mill in corp wallet buy orders 60 mill in sell orders and 60 mill in corp wallet from profit

Not really much to bother with, but I’ve already started so I might as well finish.

[ 2011.02.26 19:25:47 ] SupaSekritAlt > what are your trading skills like?
[ 2011.02.26 19:26:22 ] Batuka > not very good atm but i am going to train them soon as u see i am a skilled mission/pvp toon but am now trying out trading in a stion
[ 2011.02.26 19:26:52 ] Batuka > i have every trade skill able to be owned in my hanger atm ready to train
[ 2011.02.26 19:26:57 ] Batuka > some already trained

hmm…probably should have lied about that one Batuka…telling potential investors that your skills suck isn’t a very good idea.

[ 2011.02.26 19:27:38 ] SupaSekritAlt > do you have anything to provide as collateral to prevent against scam?  I’ve got tons of isk laying around and have been looking for people to invest in, i’d be willing to do a full 800-900mil, but it’s a pretty big risk with someone new like yourself

Funny enough, this isn’t a lie.  Also, it’s always good to make it seem like you are the one that could be scammed…just makes the whole thing play into your favor just a little bit more.

[ 2011.02.26 19:29:35 ] Batuka > well i do not have anythink to give as colateral exept my reputation if i diddnt have a good reputation i would not have any good uisnes for cheap ships if trading was to fail u would be given your isk back and i would give you your investments
[ 2011.02.26 19:30:01 ] SupaSekritAlt > that’s the point, you don’t have any reputation lol
[ 2011.02.26 19:30:07 ] Batuka > i will be increasing the last 200 shares to 3 mil per share as that way i can control people owning the hsares

When he says this, I’m thinking he’s trying to scam me now.  It’s a good tactic, once someone tells you they are in for X amount, you try and get them in for more.  I was very suspicious…but since I didn’t plan on paying anything anyway…it was a rather moot point.

[ 2011.02.26 19:30:33 ] SupaSekritAlt > would you be willing to send the shares first to insure i get them and don’t get scammed?
[ 2011.02.26 19:30:41 ] Batuka > exactly with youinvesting in me t will gain my reputation and i can get more investors in long term me getting more isk from the market meaning mor eisk for you

My EVE crashes right here…damn game.

[ 2011.02.26 19:33:34 ] SupaSekritAlt > sorry, eve died
[ 2011.02.26 19:33:35 ] Batuka > Batuka  investors wanted http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1474234&page=1
[ 2011.02.26 19:33:46 ] Batuka > Batuka  yes i would be willing to send half you send full ammount of isk i send other half ?
[ 2011.02.26 19:34:24 ] SupaSekritAlt > that doesn’t really keep me from getting scammed, i’d want all the shares up front, then the isk
[ 2011.02.26 19:35:04 ] Batuka > halwell considering if u bought half the shares then i would be at risk of loosing half my corp

Now I’m back to thinking he’s just an idiot and doesn’t know much about corp shares. (50% of shares /= 50% of corp).  Oh, and it’s losing…not loosing…jeez.

[ 2011.02.26 19:36:16 ] SupaSekritAlt > i could give you my limited API key to see that I actually have the cash and such if you’d like first? I’ve got over 18bil in cash right now, and quite a lot more in assets (i’m a trader myself)
[ 2011.02.26 19:36:49 ] Batuka > how about u deposite half the cash then i deposit all shares ?
[ 2011.02.26 19:37:24 ] Batuka > how many shares are you wanting ?
[ 2011.02.26 19:37:28 ] SupaSekritAlt > that doesn’t prevent me from getting scammed either.  Shares are worthless until you get the cash, isk isn’t
[ 2011.02.26 19:37:34 ] SupaSekritAlt > i’ll buy all of them
[ 2011.02.26 19:40:28 ] Batuka > ok so 700 mill for 700 then last 200 i was gona rise to 3 mill a piece would you be ok with that ? just so i can invest more isk

And again with the price raising…

[ 2011.02.26 19:40:50 ] Batuka > i weill transfer the shares first but what is there to say you arnt just going to run of with the shares ?
[ 2011.02.26 19:41:01 ] SupaSekritAlt > what would i do with worthless shares? lol
[ 2011.02.26 19:41:03 ] SupaSekritAlt > and yes, that’s fine
[ 2011.02.26 19:42:03 ] Batuka > 200x 3 = 600 +700 mill isk = 1.3 bill isk kk with that ?
[ 2011.02.26 19:42:17 ] SupaSekritAlt > yeah, that’s fine as long as you make me that 5% a month
[ 2011.02.26 19:43:07 ] Batuka > 5% per month of profit from that month and 15% if left in for 1 year kk ?
[ 2011.02.26 19:43:41 ] SupaSekritAlt > sounds good
[ 2011.02.26 19:43:44 ] Batuka > atm i will give you 800 shares to keep some for me kk ?
[ 2011.02.26 19:44:06 ] Batuka > infact no i will just transfer 900 send me isk for security though
[ 2011.02.26 19:44:44 ] SupaSekritAlt > i’m the one that needs security here, i’m paying you isk, you are giving me worthless stuff.  It’s send all or nothing.
[ 2011.02.26 19:44:59 ] SupaSekritAlt > (though if you want to keep 100 that is fine)

I’m still thinking he’s a scammer with this…he keeps trying to change his deal and get me to send him something (scammer desparation, if you can’t get it all…get something).  But in the end sends me all his shares (I’m still not convinced he’s not trying to scam…because he sent worthless shares trying to get my ISK…I would do the same thing).

[ 2011.02.26 19:45:22 ] Batuka > ok send me isk
[ 2011.02.26 19:45:52 ] SupaSekritAlt > no, thanks for the shares though

After he sent the shares and I said I wasn’t paying he threatened to out me, then said if I give him the shares back he would keep quite, etc.  Went on for about 15 minutes or so while I sat around trying to figure out how to steal his corp from him with the shares.  Turns out after asking in a few channels that I didn’t know how this mechanic worked either…I didn’t know I actually had to be in the corp to start a vote.  So being the nice guy I am (and not wanting this alt burned if I didn’t have to) I gave him the shares back.

Hopefully he doesn’t read my blog

Been a while since I’ve posted about what I’ve been up to, and who I’ve been ‘helping’ ingame, sorry about that…but life got a bit busy.  So, I sat down the past few days and went through over 500 chat logs to try and jog my memory a bit.

Since my last update I’ve still been working on my learning skills, and while doing that I’ve either been working on new applications to Suddenly Ninjas, or can flipping. (by the way, we got wardecced by a 1 man corp recently…now his corp is up to 6 members on last check…so recruitment is closed for the time being.  Anyway, the chat logs below are pretty much all the result of can flipping.

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The chat log from this encounter is very long, and boring for 95% of it, so I’ll spare you the boredom since I don’t feel like weeding through the couple hundred lines of it…but to summarize, there was a retriever in an ice belt, with about half a can of ice for me.  He got upset when I put it in my own can and said I stole it from him!  I kindly pointed out that it was in my can, with my name on it, and that I had mined it myself…and he had no proof to the contrary.  After an hour of talking about how I’m a failure (even though I made 2.4mil isk for doing nothing off that ice, and then another 2.4mil isk a bit later when he thought I was gone…) so I got bored with him, sold the ice for cheap, and went on my way to mine in other systems.

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In another incident, Aiden Mourn (my esteemed new CEO) got himself some aggro from a Mission Runner.  I suited up in my rifter and headed over to try and get aggro on my own, but ended up just watching him blow the MRs drake up.

We stayed in fleet until a while later he got aggro on some more people, recruited some Remote Rep into the fleet…and again, I invited myself along in my rifter (I’ve since throw away my rifters and am now using Amarr ships since they shoot pretty beams of light…these punishers are a pain in the ass to fit).

Channel Name:    Fleet

Listener:        Cyberin

Session started: 2010.03.15 17:42:15

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[ 2010.03.15 21:07:45 ] Aiden Mourn > so whos around with AWESOME RR

[ 2010.03.15 21:09:22 ] Cyberin > not me! lol

[ 2010.03.15 21:09:27 ] Cyberin > i can however get a rfiter

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:02 ] Aiden Mourn > haha

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:27 ] Aiden Mourn > this is maybe a terrible idea

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:29 ] Aiden Mourn > hah

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:40 ] Cyberin > possibly, lol

[ 2010.03.15 21:10:40 ] Aiden Mourn > im going to see if theyre still there

I cut out all the hours of crap before this part, and some stuff in between that is the fleet talking about gang bonuses, etc…stuff you don’t need to know about .  The part you missed (because apparently I deleted it and don’t feel like looking through the log again) was that Aiden had found himself a nice set of Mission Runners in a Raven and a Drake.  Both of them shot at Aiden, and then warped, so we spend the next 10 minutes or so looking for them, bouncing between stations, the mission, etc…when they finally warped back into the mission while Aiden was there ready for the tackle.

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:08 ] Aiden Mourn > Gladi Ator back at mission

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:15 ] Aiden Mourn > as i warped

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:30 ] Llyan > Head back and engage?

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:32 ] Llyan > What are you in?

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:38 ] Aiden Mourn > just a vigil right now

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:40 ] Aiden Mourn > to not spook them

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:49 ] Aiden Mourn > im trying to get this one guy to keep extending aggro

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:52 ] Aiden Mourn > while the other guys losses it

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:55 ] Aiden Mourn > and corp aggro runs out

[ 2010.03.15 21:16:59 ] Llyan > Screw that, take them both on.

[ 2010.03.15 21:17:04 ] Llyan > You have RR now.

[ 2010.03.15 21:17:56 ] Aiden Mourn > gladitator just refreshed again

[ 2010.03.15 21:17:57 ] Aiden Mourn > =)

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:02 ] Aiden Mourn > 4 min left on the other drake

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:11 ] Aiden Mourn > 3 corp aggro left

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:14 ] Aiden Mourn > *3 min

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:16 ] Llyan > Just go for it, you can take on two Drakes with reps.

[ 2010.03.15 21:18:22 ] Aiden Mourn > yeah ok

Also, notice how we like to try our chances?  Aiden wants to play it safe, Llyan tells him to grow some balls  Balls are the better part of Valour ya know!

[ 2010.03.15 21:20:06 ] Aiden Mourn > undocking cane

[ 2010.03.15 21:20:36 ] Aiden Mourn > warping to mission

[ 2010.03.15 21:20:54 ] Llyan > Shout when you’re engaged.

…blah blah blah…

[ 2010.03.15 21:21:58 ] Aiden Mourn > going to be engagd in about 2 seconds llyn

[ 2010.03.15 21:22:03 ] Llyan > omw

[ 2010.03.15 21:22:12 ] Aiden Mourn > pointed

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:26 ] Llyan > You’re way out of range.

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:30 ] Aiden Mourn > haha, corp aggro is out

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:32 ] Aiden Mourn > raven cant shoot

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:44 ] Aiden Mourn > i need to be this close

[ 2010.03.15 21:23:59 ] Llyan > k, I can catch up by the looks.

[ 2010.03.15 21:24:37 ] Cyberin > raven pointed

[ 2010.03.15 21:24:41 ] Set Shwayo > RR incoming

[ 2010.03.15 21:25:13 ] Aiden Mourn > weee!!

[ 2010.03.15 21:25:41 ] Aiden Mourn > hes got a decent tank

[ 2010.03.15 21:25:48 ] Llyan > Yeah, but going down.

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:18 ] Set Shwayo > drake at gate

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:25 ] Aiden Mourn > hah, its the toher on

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:28 ] Set Shwayo > galdi ator is back

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:28 ] Aiden Mourn > i have aggro on both

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:31 ] Aiden Mourn > =)

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:41 ] Set Shwayo > hes warping

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:45 ] Aiden Mourn > this one needs to go down soon

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:47 ] Cyberin > i could use a bit more rep if anyone can

[ 2010.03.15 21:26:55 ] Llyan > Only if you come within 7km.

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:03 ] Set Shwayo > i need to get out an push!  jesus

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:03 ] Cyberin > gotcha

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:33 ] Aiden Mourn > didnt realize you had aggro cyb

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:39 ] Aiden Mourn > thanks for geting the drones

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:44 ] Llyan > Don’t die Cyb, come over here.

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:48 ] Cyberin > both of them aggroed me

[ 2010.03.15 21:27:56 ] Aiden Mourn > raven too?

[ 2010.03.15 21:28:02 ] Aiden Mourn > wait whered the other drake go?

[ 2010.03.15 21:28:03 ] Cyberin > i’ve got him pointed

[ 2010.03.15 21:28:59 ] Aiden Mourn > need rr from raven?

[ 2010.03.15 21:29:08 ] Cyberin > my armor is back to full

[ 2010.03.15 21:29:19 ] Cyberin > i had to kill 10 drones…that was close, lol

[ 2010.03.15 21:29:48 ] Llyan > Now kill the Raven.

[ 2010.03.15 21:29:53 ] Cyberin > guess i’ll try and ransom him to go free

[ 2010.03.15 22:31:29 ] Cyberin > lol…they are gonna try and suicide themselves on me to get the raven free…

[ 2010.03.15 22:31:38 ] Cyberin > griffins…

[ 2010.03.15 22:31:52 ] Cyberin > yay, i’ll get some kill mails

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:03 ] Llyan > ECM to get rid of the RR maybe?

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:15 ] Cyberin > i’m thinking they are gonna try and jam me so he can warp

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:27 ] Cyberin > since he’s aligned

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:36 ] Llyan > Yeah, I guess that would work too.

[ 2010.03.15 22:32:47 ] Cyberin > i’m gonna bump him when they lock me

[ 2010.03.15 22:33:25 ] Cyberin > and turn off the web so he’s not at full speed

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:03 ] Llyan > Damn, I should have brought out the suicide Thrasher after all. Could easily have taken one of them down.

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:08 ] Cyberin >

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:19 ] Cyberin > lock them up and get on the killmails

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:32 ] Llyan > They’re lockd, but I won’t be able to shoot.

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:39 ] Cyberin > when they jam me you will

[ 2010.03.15 22:34:44 ] Cyberin > they’ll go global

[ 2010.03.15 22:35:00 ] Llyan > How come? It’s just normal aggro.

[ 2010.03.15 22:35:38 ] Cyberin > not if they shoot me…they don’t have aggro…

[ 2010.03.15 22:35:58 ] Llyan > Oh, heh. Good point.

[ 2010.03.15 22:37:04 ] Cyberin > bah

[ 2010.03.15 22:37:18 ] Cyberin > very nicely played on them though

[ 2010.03.15 22:37:33 ] Cyberin > i couldn’t get on them, forgot about that…lol…jammed

[ 2010.03.15 22:37:56 ] Llyan > Missed the other one though, was just out of range for neut.

[ 2010.03.15 22:38:31 ] Cyberin > well, that was fun while it lasted…sorta, lol

[ 2010.03.15 22:38:57 ] Llyan > Yeah. Pissed someone off. Got their sec status. Got a kill. All fun.

[ 2010.03.15 22:39:02 ] Cyberin >

[ 2010.03.15 22:39:15 ] Llyan > Would have been funnier if they’d missed their jams though.

[ 2010.03.15 22:39:51 ] Cyberin > one of them did

[ 2010.03.15 22:40:25 ] Cyberin > they staggered their ecms, looked like the ssecond one wasn’t gonna do it if the first one worked

[ 2010.03.15 22:41:09 ] Llyan > If they hadn’t wasted so much time and failed so badly for like 2 hours, I’d almost say it looked like they knew what they were doing.

I’ve got a few more chat logs to post, but I’m just going to post one more in this post, and schedule the others ones later…don’t want to bore anyone too much lol.

[ 2010.03.18 21:29:54 ] Cyberin > why did you leave?

[ 2010.03.18 21:30:00 ] Cyberin > i was trying to bring you your loot?

[ 2010.03.18 21:30:07 ] Admiral Vazquez > need to go to the bathroon

[ 2010.03.18 21:30:40 ] Admiral Vazquez > how are you doing

[ 2010.03.18 21:30:52 ] Cyberin > doing good, having fun ratting

[ 2010.03.18 21:31:04 ] Admiral Vazquez > yea

[ 2010.03.18 21:31:21 ] Cyberin > did you want your loot from that ship?

[ 2010.03.18 21:31:53 ] Admiral Vazquez > is ok

[ 2010.03.18 21:32:39 ] Admiral Vazquez > hey i have a character that i wan to join your crupe with that 1

[ 2010.03.18 21:33:10 ] Cyberin > you have to shoot me first!

[ 2010.03.18 21:43:00 ] Admiral Vazquez > stop

[ 2010.03.18 21:43:07 ] Cyberin > come shoot me now?

[ 2010.03.18 21:45:33 ] Admiral Vazquez > why ytou wan me to shoot you

[ 2010.03.18 21:45:54 ] Cyberin > to see if you have what it takes to be a ninja

[ 2010.03.18 21:45:58 ] Cyberin > we don’t like pansies

[ 2010.03.18 21:47:01 ] Admiral Vazquez > well wen i fight i fight but remenber you have and anvantage where are you

[ 2010.03.18 21:48:16 ] Cyberin > how do i have an advantage?

[ 2010.03.18 21:48:49 ] Cyberin > warp to planet 1 and we’ll fight

[ 2010.03.18 21:49:00 ] Admiral Vazquez > your cruser is better than mine where are you

[ 2010.03.18 21:49:09 ] Cyberin > i’m in a frigate

[ 2010.03.18 21:49:22 ] Cyberin > at planet 1

[ 2010.03.18 21:50:55 ] Admiral Vazquez > are you clock

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:03 ] Cyberin > what?

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:19 ] Admiral Vazquez > i dont see you

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:35 ] Cyberin > i’m right here

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:42 ] Cyberin > i’m right next to you…

[ 2010.03.18 21:51:58 ] Cyberin > you need to come take from my can

[ 2010.03.18 21:52:48 ] Cyberin > or jet your own can for me to take

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:18 ] Admiral Vazquez > you have to kill my pot

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:36 ] Cyberin > i can’t kill your pod

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:40 ] Cyberin > we are in highsec

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:57 ] Cyberin > you can go back to mining now

[ 2010.03.18 21:57:59 ] Admiral Vazquez > what ammar is doing here

[ 2010.03.18 21:59:08 ] Admiral Vazquez > so what you thing i need to fix to be stronger

[ 2010.03.18 21:59:48 ] Cyberin > fit your ship correctly…that fit sucked.

[ 2010.03.18 21:59:57 ] Cyberin > why are you killing yourself?

[ 2010.03.18 22:00:40 ] Admiral Vazquez > wen i lost i lost i figth to the end

[ 2010.03.18 22:00:59 ] Cyberin > you did fight to the end, your ship is gone, no need to pod yourself dude…

[ 2010.03.18 22:01:03 ] Cyberin > is your clone up to date?

[ 2010.03.18 22:01:08 ] Cyberin > do you have implants?

[ 2010.03.18 22:01:18 ] Cyberin > cancel the self destruct and go mine…

[ 2010.03.18 22:02:04 ] Admiral Vazquez > rig thind work the way it supose too

[ 2010.03.18 22:02:14 ] Cyberin > what?

[ 2010.03.18 22:02:28 ] Cyberin > you should just go get another ship and mine…get back to your day

[ 2010.03.18 22:02:47 ] Admiral Vazquez > the ship wich 1 will be the bast ship

[ 2010.03.18 22:03:13 ] Cyberin > i didn’t understand that, made no sense

[ 2010.03.18 22:03:31 ] Admiral Vazquez > ok what ship will be the best to fight

[ 2010.03.18 22:03:56 ] Cyberin > oh, you are going to fight again?

[ 2010.03.18 22:04:00 ] Cyberin > i don’t know, any ship you want

[ 2010.03.18 22:04:27 ] Admiral Vazquez > i will fix the ship good then i let you now to fight again

[ 2010.03.18 22:04:43 ] Admiral Vazquez > i like pvp

[ 2010.03.18 22:05:07 ] Cyberin > how long?

[ 2010.03.18 22:05:19 ] Cyberin > you should put really expensive gear on it to beat me

[ 2010.03.18 22:05:32 ] Cyberin > i’ve got a pretty good setup, you had more lowend stuff it seems

[ 2010.03.18 22:06:45 ] Admiral Vazquez > wen i get the new stuff i will but now am goin out to get my stuff from the wreck

Oh, I should mention that Mr. Cowbell himself, Ivanna Nuke is flying with me during this event…we like to hang together and flip sometimes.  As hard as I try to get him in on the kill…it never works out .

[ 2010.03.18 22:07:07 ] Cyberin > there’s nothing in the wreck, this other guy took it

[ 2010.03.18 22:07:22 ] Admiral Vazquez > amarr

[ 2010.03.18 22:07:40 ] Admiral Vazquez > no wanther he was yellow to me

[ 2010.03.18 22:07:50 ] Cyberin > yeah, cuz he took your stuff

[ 2010.03.18 22:08:33 ] Admiral Vazquez > yes that was a good missil louncher

[ 2010.03.18 22:09:02 ] Admiral Vazquez > what lvl are you in missil louncher

[ 2010.03.18 22:09:36 ] Cyberin > lvl 1

[ 2010.03.18 22:09:52 ] Cyberin > how long you gonna be, i’m holding this guy here for you to kill, i’ve got him scrammed

yeah, it makes no sense…but I had to try something…

[ 2010.03.18 22:11:08 ] Admiral Vazquez > i have no ship in this galaxy there 3 jump from here

[ 2010.03.18 22:11:24 ] Admiral Vazquez > i only have iteron here

[ 2010.03.18 22:11:46 ] Admiral Vazquez > and i need the mony for the hulk

[ 2010.03.18 22:12:18 ] Cyberin > go grab another ship then, i’ll give you some iskies if you beat me

[ 2010.03.18 22:13:15 ] Admiral Vazquez > ok but i do that later need to fix dinner for the kid am a father with 2 boys

[ 2010.03.18 22:13:16 ] Cyberin > oh, you can bring the itty out and grab your loot, looks like he put it in a can

[ 2010.03.18 22:13:30 ] Admiral Vazquez > ok

[ 2010.03.18 22:13:32 ] Cyberin > before you go to dinner, come grab your loot

[ 2010.03.18 22:14:11 ] Admiral Vazquez > yes am coming

[ 2010.03.18 22:14:26 ] Cyberin > k

[ 2010.03.18 22:16:08 ] Cyberin > loots in that can it looks like

[ 2010.03.18 22:22:49 ] Admiral Vazquez > seld desttruct

[ 2010.03.18 22:23:48 ] Admiral Vazquez > is good to have clone

[ 2010.03.18 22:24:07 ] Cyberin > ok, well…see you later

[ 2010.03.18 22:24:20 ] Admiral Vazquez > got to go to eat

Ok, this was a hard decision to split this post and the next one up into two. Because although it all happened within 24 hours or so, the exchanges I had between the 3 people (2 are related, the other is a separate person all together) took place in a weird fashion that ended up making some of one persons story happen in the middle of the other ones time wise, and it would have just been extremely confusing to explain it all in one post, not to mention the length that post would have been. So, this post will be about the first 2 individuals (mostly concentrating on 1 of them…the 2nd guy was just involved because he was a corp mate of the idiot), and the 3rd, not related person…will be in the next post.

If you want the short version, ignore the chat logs, and read only my comments…that should work as a short version, though…the chat logs are rather humorous.

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It started out like a lot of the other things I’ve talked about recently…a long time ago…in a universe far far away…I was can-flipping.

I happened upon 3 people in the same corp, all in retrievers (I think, it’s a little hazy). With 2 cans of ore just sitting by them. So, I flipped the cans, and warped in the Orca.

I had so much going on with new applicatants to Suddenly Ninjas, chatting in corp, fapping, etc that I’m not 100% sure how it all started, but I think it was something like me going in and out of the belt, multiple times, stealing their ore over and over and over…In the end I had over 80,000m3 of their ore. One time, they tried to be smart and grab the ore out of my can before I could load it in the orca. I wasn’t expecting it, and since they had prealigned…warped to station before I could lock them. They then spent the next 15 minutes docked sadly….and we repeated the process, except I locked them every time I saw them now and they lost their nerve.

[ 2010.03.13 03:23:38 ] Kiernance > yea run away bitch
[ 2010.03.13 03:23:55 ] Cyberin > no reason to stay if you won’t shoot

This guy…is the 3rd guy I will talk about in my next post, this happened in the same local chat though, so I thought I’d give you an early introduction to him. I met him while I was waiting for these other guys to mine more ore for me, he was in the belt closest to them. I grabbed his ore and then headed back to them to get theirs…he took that as me being a scared bitch…even though I sat next to him with his drones out for a few minutes and he did nothing. Later….in the next post…he will do MUCH more than nothing.

[ 2010.03.13 03:46:27 ] Cyberin > so, have we learned our lesson everyone? don’t jetcan mine? anyone else want to give me their ore?
[ 2010.03.13 03:52:57 ] Kiernance > yea i want to mine for you some mroe
[ 2010.03.13 04:49:54 ] Totoow > omgggggggggggggg cyrberin
[ 2010.03.13 04:49:56 ] Totoow > stopppp now
[ 2010.03.13 04:52:13 ] piro95 > you not good
[ 2010.03.13 04:52:15 ] piro95 > ein
[ 2010.03.13 04:52:44 ] piro95 > its a good bathle
[ 2010.03.13 04:53:46 ] Cyberin > if you say so

During the 23 minutes from the first log and the one above, I struck up a convo with piro95 (who is a world class idiot…really…just wonderful!). We had a long private convo about how I was a dirtbag and I got horny from taking peoples stuff and that I stole lollipops from babies in real life. Then, I finally convinced him to come fight me.

(note: from here on out, I had tons of convo’s with him and his corp mate in private chats, and local, off and on, over and over. For this reason, I’m just gonna put them all together in chronological order, and not really differentiate much between local and private chat, because it doesn’t really matter much)

[ 2010.03.13 03:24:27 ] Cyberin > bring that vexor back
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:33 ] piro95 > go at the station moon 18
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:36 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:41 ] piro95 > lets go
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:48 ] Cyberin > lol, why would i want to fight at a station so you can play docking games?
[ 2010.03.13 03:25:51 ] Cyberin > get real
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:04 ] piro95 > lets go
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:09 ] piro95 > you scar
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:10 ] Cyberin > then come on back
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:14 ] piro95 > you are scarry
[ 2010.03.13 03:26:42 ] Cyberin > better hurry if you’re coming, only got 3 mins left on aggro
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:09 ] piro95 > lets
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:11 ] piro95 > go
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:16 ] Cyberin > them come back to the belt
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:16 ] piro95 > go at the station
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:24 ] piro95 > why
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:26 ] Cyberin > i’m not fighting at a station so you can dock…
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:30 ] piro95 > your are cloacké
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:42 ] piro95 > i not go here
[ 2010.03.13 03:27:50 ] piro95 > because you are cloak
[ 2010.03.13 03:28:01 ] Cyberin > i’m not cloaked, i warped in right when you warped out
[ 2010.03.13 03:28:10 ] Cyberin > i’m here right now, not cloaked
[ 2010.03.13 03:28:13 ] Cyberin > 1 min left on agro

This is really my first experience with piro95. As you can tell…he has a way with words. I’m trying to get him to fight me after I see he went and got a Vexor…I happened to warp to station as he was docking in it.

[ 2010.03.13 04:19:17 ] Cyberin > ready to fight outside station yet?
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:24 ] piro95 > no
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:31 ] piro95 > why i fight whit you
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:42 ] Cyberin > i’ll leave ya alone if you win?
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:46 ] piro95 > i not fight with a novice
[ 2010.03.13 04:19:52 ] Cyberin > why not?
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:07 ] piro95 > no is not =
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:17 ] piro95 > i have a bc
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:28 ] piro95 > and you frigate
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:31 ] Cyberin > then bring it on, i just want to fight
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:35 ] Cyberin > i don’t mind if I lose
[ 2010.03.13 04:20:38 ] piro95 > and you played that one mounth
[ 2010.03.13 04:21:26 ] Cyberin > my ship is cheap, i don’t care if i die…if you win i’ll leave system and you guys can mine in peace, if not…i’ll just keep taking your ore
[ 2010.03.13 04:24:11 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 04:24:37 ] Cyberin > so you’ll fight?

So, now he has a battlecruiser. Even though I can tell he sucks, this worries me a bit…because, well…I’m less than a month old, and am in a rifter. Since he flies gallente…that tells me he’s probably in a Myrm…and that’s a lot of drones to kill on my own…so I throw out a request in corp chat…and no help comes.

[ 2010.03.13 04:24:53 ] Cyberin > anyone near Caretyn with RR, might be fighting this guy in his BC

Now we just go on some more about fighting each other. I’m still not sure if he’s going to, and where we’ll fight if he does…though I know I won’t be doing it at a station…that’s about the only thing that is for sure at the moment…so I don’t even know where to align my orca alt to in case I need a ship change.

[ 2010.03.13 04:25:38 ] piro95 > yes may not this time
[ 2010.03.13 04:25:48 ] Cyberin > what?
[ 2010.03.13 04:25:51 ] Cyberin > that makes no sense
[ 2010.03.13 04:25:59 ] Cyberin > you either fight now, or you don’t…there is no other time
[ 2010.03.13 04:26:16 ] piro95 > ok just one minute
[ 2010.03.13 04:26:22 ] piro95 > just one time
[ 2010.03.13 04:26:24 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 04:26:56 ] Cyberin > where at?
[ 2010.03.13 04:27:05 ] piro95 > at the planet
[ 2010.03.13 04:27:10 ] Cyberin > which planet?
[ 2010.03.13 04:27:19 ] piro95 > its your choice
[ 2010.03.13 04:27:35 ] piro95 > may you not comes with your friend

He knows the Orca is with me because I was using it to take their ore earlier. I was a little concerned he might not fight because of this (not to mention…it’s still sitting in the same belt, lol).

[ 2010.03.13 04:27:52 ] Cyberin > i won’t if you don’t bring yours
[ 2010.03.13 04:28:25 ] Cyberin > lets go to planet 7?
[ 2010.03.13 04:28:28 ] Cyberin > VII
[ 2010.03.13 04:31:05 ] piro95 > one time
[ 2010.03.13 04:31:08 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 04:31:11 ] Cyberin > ok
[ 2010.03.13 04:32:30 ] Cyberin > where are you?
[ 2010.03.13 04:32:48 ] piro95 > you are weard
[ 2010.03.13 04:32:56 ] piro95 > i am in the local
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:01 ] piro95 > check

At this point, he leaves local, so I assume he’s going to get his battlecruiser…so I wait by the gate to see what he comes back in, and played dumb in private convo wondering why he left system.

[ 2010.03.13 04:33:27 ] Cyberin > why did you leave?
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:30 ] Cyberin > you aren’t in system?
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:52 ] piro95 > no
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:55 ] piro95 > one time
[ 2010.03.13 04:33:59 ] piro95 > is not long
[ 2010.03.13 04:34:15 ] Cyberin > what are you talking about, yes…one time…lets fight…you have to be in system to fight…
[ 2010.03.13 04:36:01 ] Cyberin > i thought you said we were going to fight?
[ 2010.03.13 04:36:14 ] piro95 > yes i am ready
[ 2010.03.13 04:36:20 ] piro95 > im comming
[ 2010.03.13 04:36:37 ] Cyberin > had to go to other system to get ship?
[ 2010.03.13 04:38:00 ] piro95 > no check in the local
[ 2010.03.13 04:38:08 ] Cyberin > yeah, you left, and now you are back
[ 2010.03.13 04:39:25 ] Cyberin > i’m at planet VII
[ 2010.03.13 04:40:28 ] piro95 > ok

This is where I get scared. He came back in his battlecruiser. It’s not the Myrmidon I was expecting…it’s even worse! Wait for it…wait for it…A VEXOR!!! So, I have to mention it in corp chat for lols…and again, don’t get much response…everyone must be watching American Idol or something…

[ 2010.03.13 04:40:57 ] Cyberin > lol, this guy is in his Vexor Battlecruiser…
[ 2010.03.13 04:41:16 ] JordanParey > just put him out of his misery
[ 2010.03.13 04:41:29 ] Cyberin > i’m trying…he’s taking forever to come fight

Now, back to waiting for him to fight, wonder what he’s doing, etc, etc, etc…

[ 2010.03.13 04:42:18 ] Cyberin > ok, you coming? i’ve got a can out, when you get here drop one for you and we’ll both loot so we both get aggro before we start…that way it’ll be fair
[ 2010.03.13 04:44:21 ] Cyberin > dude…come one…what’s taking so long?
[ 2010.03.13 04:45:18 ] piro95 > can i scanne your ship
[ 2010.03.13 04:45:20 ] piro95 > please
[ 2010.03.13 04:45:37 ] Cyberin > no…you have a bigger ship than me, why would you need to scan me?
[ 2010.03.13 04:45:43 ] Cyberin > just come on
[ 2010.03.13 04:50:11 ] Cyberin > you gonna do this or what?

During the waiting, I head back to the original belt, and what do I find? His corp mates have learned from their mistakes? They don’t want to lose more than the 80,000m3 of ore I’ve already taken from them?…no…another can, so I take that too. This of course, gives him agro on me, and I find out this is why he was stalling, he didn’t want to take from my can. He immediately warps in to the belt (with me right next to my orca, no aligning needed…yay!) Turns out I didn’t need to switch ships though..as he never once let loose one drone.

[ 2010.03.13 04:53:48 ] piro95 > fuck you
[ 2010.03.13 04:53:55 ] piro95 > you kill me
[ 2010.03.13 04:54:06 ] Kiernance > lmao
[ 2010.03.13 04:54:20 ] Cyberin > by the way, a Vexor is not a battlecruiser…
[ 2010.03.13 04:54:32 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 04:54:55 ] Cyberin > lol, why eject?

He ejected before I killed him, but since I can’t fly it…I killed the vexor anyway. Then apparently someone in corp felt his death!

[ 2010.03.13 04:54:13 ] JordanParey > is e dead yet?
[ 2010.03.13 04:55:38 ] Cyberin > yeah, just killed him

I’m leaving out this chat log, but right here you can pretend like we talked in local about why he ejected. He didn’t want me to pod him, so me and local explained you can’t do that in hisec…blah blah blah. And while we talk about that, I think I’ll take some MORE of their ore. Do these guys ever learn?

[ 2010.03.13 04:57:53 ] piro95 > stop that please
[ 2010.03.13 04:57:59 ] Cyberin > stop what?
[ 2010.03.13 04:58:14 ] piro95 > the flippe of my can
[ 2010.03.13 04:58:30 ] Cyberin > sure thing
[ 2010.03.13 04:58:38 ] piro95 > okay
[ 2010.03.13 04:58:38 ] Kiernance > it is part of the game it happens get over it or get an orca
[ 2010.03.13 04:59:24 ] piro95 > okay you play and that
[ 2010.03.13 04:59:35 ] Cyberin > or just keep doing it over and over and over like you do piro, that’s fine too…
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:14 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:17 ] piro95 > yes me too
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:28 ] piro95 > ikts crazy
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:35 ] piro95 > for my vexor
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:36 ] piro95 > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:00:44 ] piro95 > my vexor is destruct
[ 2010.03.13 05:01:46 ] Cyberin > have another one?
[ 2010.03.13 05:02:39 ] piro95 > no
[ 2010.03.13 05:02:41 ] piro95 > men
[ 2010.03.13 05:03:04 ] piro95 > go fight with your brother
[ 2010.03.13 05:03:13 ] Cyberin > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:03:22 ] piro95 > is have no other personne is fight whit you

Go fight with my brother…seriously? WTF is that?! I am glad he asked me so nicely to stop can-flipping him…I actually did stop. But only because they finally wised up and I didn’t see any more cans. Now, skip forward 9 hours (not sure if that was sleep or work…it was one of the two though). I log in, and he immediately convos me…

[ 2010.03.13 14:54:57 ] piro95 > yo
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:06 ] Cyberin > o/
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:08 ] piro95 > you not can flippe
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:13 ] piro95 > today
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:20 ] Cyberin > i can flip every day
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:37 ] piro95 > a ok go at caretyn
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:47 ] piro95 > i help you for can flip
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:55 ] piro95 > and i protect you
[ 2010.03.13 14:55:56 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 14:56:50 ] Cyberin > why would i need protection from you? You suck at fitting ships…and got killed by me already…
[ 2010.03.13 14:56:50 ] piro95 > are you fight with
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:09 ] piro95 > fight with me
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:11 ] piro95 > another
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:18 ] piro95 > i retry
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:23 ] piro95 > with you
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:43 ] Cyberin > ok, sounds good
[ 2010.03.13 14:57:59 ] piro95 > lets go
[ 2010.03.13 14:58:01 ] piro95 > ¸okay
[ 2010.03.13 14:58:22 ] Cyberin > i’m on my way, where you wanna fight?

He goes from telling me not to can-flip, to telling me he’ll protect me if I do, to telling me he wants to kill me. Bi-Polar much?

[ 2010.03.13 14:59:54 ] Cyberin > why close chat piro? we need to discuss details

O! My! F’ing! Lord!…he starts with the hide-and-go-seek private convo’s. Really….shoot me please! My next excerpt tells what a hide-and-go-seek convo is .

[ 2010.03.13 15:00:26 ] piro95 > a ok
[ 2010.03.13 15:01:13 ] Cyberin > where we gonna do this at?
[ 2010.03.13 15:02:38 ] Cyberin > i’m waiting…
[ 2010.03.13 15:02:46 ] piro95 > ok just time
[ 2010.03.13 15:02:47 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 15:02:58 ] piro95 > im just prepar my frigate
[ 2010.03.13 15:03:04 ] piro95 > its =
[ 2010.03.13 15:03:05 ] Cyberin > convo me again when you’re ready
[ 2010.03.13 15:03:12 ] piro95 > frigate versus frigate
[ 2010.03.13 15:03:31 ] Cyberin > ok
[ 2010.03.13 15:04:54 ] Cyberin > lol, quit opening and closing the chat, unless you wanna discuss this in local, which is fine with me
[ 2010.03.13 15:05:30 ] Cyberin > lets fight at planet 7
[ 2010.03.13 15:07:11 ] Cyberin > you coming?
[ 2010.03.13 15:09:27 ] Cyberin > you are the one that wanted to fight, so fucking undock, grow some balls, and come fight…
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:06 ] Grelinor > lol who you talking to, kid?
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:17 ] piro95 > you are obligate to agression whit mebecause can not atytack you
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:34 ] Cyberin > you need to come over here and we have to take from each others cans, then we can fight
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:44 ] piro95 > ok
[ 2010.03.13 15:10:51 ] Cyberin > i’m at planet 7
[ 2010.03.13 15:11:08 ] Cyberin > and i’m talking to your little buddy here Grel…obviously
[ 2010.03.13 15:11:30 ] Grelinor > yeah I figuerd out
[ 2010.03.13 15:11:41 ] Grelinor > Although it wasn’t obvious from the first thing I read
[ 2010.03.13 15:12:06 ] Cyberin > gotcha
[ 2010.03.13 15:12:33 ] Cyberin > he’s been bother me all morning to fight and he’s still sitting in the station…
[ 2010.03.13 15:13:29 ] Grelinor > lol he’s skilled as a miner… not sure what he can do as a fighter…
[ 2010.03.13 15:13:42 ] Cyberin > me either, but he’s the one that wants to fight
[ 2010.03.13 15:13:44 ] Grelinor > but you guys should just shake hands, pay each other a beer, get drunk and have fun
[ 2010.03.13 15:13:56 ] Cyberin > i’m having loads of fun, no need to shke hands
[ 2010.03.13 15:14:21 ] Grelinor > I’m not sure he is

Ok, now, during this next log, I had 5 separate private convos with piro95 trying to get him to grow some balls. He kept saying he was going to fight, and stalling, and fighting, and stalling. I think he might have been playing with himself in preparation, I’m not really sure. All I know is he kept closing convo, which is why I kept opening new ones…and which lead to 5 convo’s…all of which included me questioning his manhood. I’m not posting those logs, because they are boring…and since he can’t talk well, are very hard to understand, and this paragraph sums it up nicely.

This is also where I am introduced to Grelinor. Piro’s corp mate who is running around in a Caracal pretending like I don’t know he’s there to try and help Piro gank me…and at the same time, try and reason with me to stop all the bloodshed and let the hamsters go free! If Ivanna was here, I’m sure he’d say cowbell was involved somehow.

[ 2010.03.13 15:15:19 ] Grelinor > but just to avoid any more bloodshed (or metalshed, anyways)… anyway you guys can work this out?
[ 2010.03.13 15:16:10 ] Cyberin > um, no, not really…i’m not in the business of working things out without bloodshed
[ 2010.03.13 15:17:37 ] Grelinor > it is too bad
[ 2010.03.13 15:18:33 ] Cyberin > not really
[ 2010.03.13 15:18:40 ] Cyberin > i quite enjoy it
[ 2010.03.13 15:18:46 ] Grelinor > you know I can’t let you kill a corpmate without acting, then you’ll bring friends, we’ll bring friends, it’s gonna end in a war which not one of us want
[ 2010.03.13 15:19:10 ] Cyberin > actually, you don’t want that…i personally would LOVE that
[ 2010.03.13 15:19:25 ] Cyberin > now tell your corpy to come to planet 7 so we can end this
[ 2010.03.13 15:20:06 ] Grelinor > i’ll let you invite him, I’m not in favour of that exchange
[ 2010.03.13 15:20:22 ] Cyberin > i have been
[ 2010.03.13 15:20:29 ] Cyberin > guess he’s scared
[ 2010.03.13 15:23:56 ] Cyberin > take from my can and drop your own piro, that way it’s fair and we both get aggro
[ 2010.03.13 15:25:20 ] Cyberin > you need to come take from my can too Piro…i’m not getting personal corp aggro with your friend here…unless you do too…
[ 2010.03.13 15:25:24 ] Cyberin > i’m not an idiot

Now, there is another 16 minutes of me talking to Piro in local about how we both need to flip each others can’s to get agro on each other to make it fair since he’s got a friend in system with him that can help kill me. The whole time I’m just stalling for a fellow ninja salvager from The Ninja Alliance channel to show up in his domi to remote rep me (yes, overkill is a good thing, lol). Thanks for the help Merktlhu!

Once he gets in system, I take from Piro’s can, and sure enough both him and Grelinor open up on me. Grelinor decides to be cocky as he gets me to half armor before my RR starts repping me back up after he lands from warp.

[ 2010.03.13 15:41:58 ] Grelinor > ok had enough?

There’s the cocky…

[ 2010.03.13 15:42:31 ] Cyberin > sure have…lol

There’s the return cocky after Merktlhu lands next to me…

[ 2010.03.13 15:44:43 ] Cyberin > what? tired of talking?
[ 2010.03.13 15:44:53 ] Cyberin > you didn’t think i’d actually let you win did oyu?

He stops shooting me, and shoots my mate in a Domi…which, wasn’t that smart…as I might not have been able to kill him on my own, but a Dominix certainly can.

After that, we had a long (really long) convo in local about fighting, them dishonoring a 1v1 (because it was originally supposed to be one…for Piro at least)…and a bunch of other stuff that doesn’t matter. And for those of you wondering about the 1v1 thing…no, I don’t really care about that…as personally I don’t honor them either unless I know you, but…I thought it was fun to pick on them about it and it got a rise out of them for a while.

[ 2010.03.13 16:28:56 ] Cyberin > you done mining today?

That is all…

Now…the next post concerning Kiernance will be out soon (2 hours after this one actually…gotta give it a little space ya know…).

So, I worked on this post for a little over an hour, highlighted 95% of it, then hit delete instead of control+C…and the wordpress autosaved…I was a bit upset with myself, but here I am, doing it again.

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Since I came back to EVE I’ve been doing a bit of Can Flipping and Ninjaing, while training a few basic skills. I’m going to be focussing on getting the learning skills up before the end of April though, that’s my goal…to have those at 5/4 and then throw in the basic core skills.

So, at the moment I’ve flying a Vigil, Probe, and a crappily skilled Rifter…along with my Orca alt to follow me around and do whatever I tell him to. I’ve had a bit of fun so far.

I’ve gotten 2 kills so far, so let me tell you a bit about them, and then I’ll get into a few short chat logs from recent Mission Runners…which I know you all are anxiously waiting for…though, they aren’t THAT good…give me time though!

This first kill is rather lackluster…but a kill is a kill. Not much to say about it so I won’t even bother with the chat log. The jist of the story is I stole some Ore from this noob in a navitas, he convo’d me and asked what I was doing. I told him I was sorry and he could have the ore back. He took it, said thank you, I blew him up…end of story.

The next one was a bit more entertaining for me. I was chilling in Fricoure, skimming through the belts looking for someone to play with before I started searching for some MRs. Low and Behold there is a retriever just happily mining away, tossing his unwanted ore into space. I couldn’t really figure out why he was mining if he didn’t want the ore, but whatever…I went over and took it.

He immediately locked me up, flipped the ore back into his own can, and sent his drones after me. Sweet! I locked up his drones, locked him, pointed him, and started chewing through his T1 drones. Then, silly old me turned off my point . (I had moved it to F2 and forgot about that, though I was reengaging my rockets…oops). Got him into armor and then he warped out.

So, I’m waiting in the belt for my Orca to warp in and grab the ore…when a flashy red Celestis drops in and locks me up while launching 4 more T1 drones. Wow…so I am getting lucky today. Off go my Meta 2 Autocannons and Rocket Launcher while I make sure to not turn off my point this time. Web and pop the drones, and then proceed the 5 minute ordeal of killing his cruiser (noob skills for the win?). During the process I switched ammo a few times to see what would work best, EMP S was the order of the day in the end. During this time the Orca managed to warp in and get me almost a full can of ore.

Then he blew up and warped to the station, where I promptly followed to see if he’d undock in something else. He undocked once in an Exquerer, and redocked when I shot him. After that he let the aggro run out while one of his corp mates warped in in an Ishtar…about 10 minutes after the corp aggro had warn out. Oops?

[ 2010.03.11 14:56:23 ] Cyberin > you’re a little late Keeno
[ 2010.03.11 14:59:41 ] Keeno B > lol
[ 2010.03.11 14:59:51 ] Keeno B > so i am, 14 jumps out m8
[ 2010.03.11 15:00:03 ] Cyberin > I’m a little happy about that
[ 2010.03.11 15:00:16 ] Keeno B > yeah, lol
[ 2010.03.11 15:00:56 ] Keeno B > well you know, didn’t know what to come down in
[ 2010.03.11 15:01:18 ] Cyberin > i’d say you brought a bit of overkill
[ 2010.03.11 15:01:28 ] Cyberin > which is always good
[ 2010.03.11 15:01:34 ] Keeno B > well he wasnt sure how many were there
[ 2010.03.11 15:01:46 ] Keeno B > well it was this or the proteus
[ 2010.03.11 15:02:09 ] Cyberin > he wasn’t sure? there was only one of me
[ 2010.03.11 15:02:14 ] Keeno B > orca a friend is it ?
[ 2010.03.11 15:02:31 ] Cyberin > it is
[ 2010.03.11 15:02:33 ] Cyberin > nice fit
[ 2010.03.11 15:02:36 ] Keeno B > lol
[ 2010.03.11 15:02:38 ] Keeno B > u like
[ 2010.03.11 15:02:42 ] Ivanna Nuke > It holds the cowbell

Apparently Krunak (which by the way, is on my overview right now as I type this…/evilgrin) was blind and didn’t see how many people were attacking him. Usually I’d give him the shadow of a doubt that maybe he thought my drones were other attackers…but…um…I was in a Rifter.

And as you can see there at the end, Ivanna Nuke from over at Nukes Thoughts was there helping out in local…I must say though, he was rather fond of the Cowbell…talked about it all day. Go read his blog, I hand out with him from time to time and we are always talking about fun ways of getting Tears .

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Now, who wants those yummy Mission Runner tears I was talking about?

Episode 1:

This wasn’t really my MR…but there was a fellow Ninja from The Ninja Alliance channel running about in system, so I thought I’d give him a little help in local while he was collecting his own tears, I just felt like mentioning it here!

[ 2010.03.12 14:10:58 ] Doctor Holsten > Aranis LOL
[ 2010.03.12 14:12:09 ] Cyberin > You saw Aranis too? fucking ninja!
[ 2010.03.12 14:12:30 ] Doctor Holsten > Aranis suck my ass))
[ 2010.03.12 14:12:33 ] Aranis Lyautey > Bad ninja bad
[ 2010.03.12 14:15:04 ] Doctor Holsten > Лошпедина)
[ 2010.03.12 14:15:08 ] Aranis Lyautey > Send more fanmail plz
[ 2010.03.12 14:17:03 ] Doctor Holsten > You Block///And -10 stending)Bye!
[ 2010.03.12 14:17:14 ] Aranis Lyautey > oh thank you QQ

Episode 2:

This guy was a trip…

Scanned me down a Kronos, and proceeded to start cleaning up his mess. He responded by shooting his wrecks for a little while .

[ 2010.03.12 14:50:37 ] Cyberin > that’s right, blow them ALL up…if you can’t have them, no one can! go go go gadget Urdnaxela
[ 2010.03.12 14:51:28 ] Urdnaxela Carab > fuck off
[ 2010.03.12 14:51:38 ] Cyberin > no thanks, got laid last night…i’m good
[ 2010.03.12 14:55:29 ] Cyberin > still lots of wrecks here…better get to shooting…i might get a few more!
[ 2010.03.12 14:56:26 ] Urdnaxela Carab > i’ll just let you have them
[ 2010.03.12 14:56:37 ] Cyberin > how nice of you
[ 2010.03.12 14:57:26 ] Cyberin > oh no Urd…you seem to have left 2 BS’s here…

Through the course of 6 minutes, he went from shooting wrecks, to tractoring them in vain as I just grabbed them out of his beams, to rage logging while still in the first pocket of his 3 pocket mission. I count that as a win, and being the generous person I am…I ran around and finished grabbing everything there was while I ignored the 2 Battleship NPCs shooting at me.

Episode 3: (Reason for Title…)

After the Kronos, I found a Navy Megathron hit and was hoping for some fun with him since they are usually whiny little bitches that like to shoot at you. I wasn’t rewarded with either of those really…but, it was entertaining anyway.

Channel Name: Private Chat (Stennar)
Listener: Cyberin

[ 2010.03.12 13:59:20 ] Cyberin > o/
[ 2010.03.12 13:59:23 ] Stennar > are you here to loot?
[ 2010.03.12 13:59:31 ] Cyberin > why do you ask?
[ 2010.03.12 14:00:00 ] Stennar > i dont know an oter reason, why you are here….
[ 2010.03.12 14:00:23 ] Cyberin > if you don’t know another reason, why are you asking?
[ 2010.03.12 14:01:11 ] Stennar > you can take all wrecks^^, its no problem for me……
[ 2010.03.12 14:01:45 ] Cyberin > ok
[ 2010.03.12 14:02:04 ] Stennar > cya o/

Was hoping for Tears, and all I get is “permission” to loot and salvage his stuff…as if I was going to ask him in the first place.

So, off I go, looting the decent stuff, salvaging…all the normal stuff. I finally get to the last room that he is in now and have the following conversation with him when he reopens convo after seeing that I looted. Not spectacular, but…I thought it was enjoyable…more enjoyable that the boring silence had been anyway.

Channel Name: Private Chat (Stennar)
Listener: Cyberin

[ 2010.03.12 14:31:52 ] Cyberin > o/ again
[ 2010.03.12 14:32:15 ] Stennar > did you clear all pockets?
[ 2010.03.12 14:32:26 ] Cyberin > got the big stuff out of the other ones
[ 2010.03.12 14:33:00 ] Stennar > ok, be carefull, you are red for me xD
[ 2010.03.12 14:33:11 ] Cyberin > no need to be careful
[ 2010.03.12 14:33:25 ] Cyberin > I know I’m red to you
[ 2010.03.12 14:33:47 ] Cyberin > i’d love for you to be dumb enough to shoot at me…lol
[ 2010.03.12 14:34:21 ] Stennar > i lost my last ship,if i killed a ninja ^^
[ 2010.03.12 14:34:46 ] Cyberin > which is why i don’t need to be careful, because i’m sure you don’t want to lose this one
[ 2010.03.12 14:35:12 ] Stennar > god damn it , you are good ^^
[ 2010.03.12 14:35:29 ] Cyberin >
[ 2010.03.12 14:35:49 ] Stennar > ok, see u later,
[ 2010.03.12 14:35:57 ] Cyberin > o7 fly safe

See? They CAN be tamed! Oh, and in case anyone has any further questions…Stennar said I was good…so, it can’t be debated anymore!

That’s that for now…stay tuned for the 3rd Installment of my “Catch-Up” posts…where I continue to throw out my opinions of all the stuff that went on while I was away for a month or so.

And, as a final word…here’s something I saw on OMGRAWR at work the other day, and thought it fit me very well!

“I believe in Karma. Which means i can do bad things to people all day long, secure in the knowledge that they deserve it.”

Some people will love it, some people will be saddened by it…but I have decided to go Pirate. As much as I’ve enjoyed being a Ninja, the yearning for blood has just become too strong…so I’ve taken the leap.

At the moment I’m running around waiting to hear a yes or no from my application to The Tuskers…hopefully that will go over well, as they are an awesome group of people I’d love to be a part of. Though, I will miss Suddenly Ninjas as they are an awesome group of people too .

I’ve got a decent bit of kills in High Security space, but to be a Pirate I need to do it out in lowsec…without tricking people into shooting me. The first 2 days I started I couldn’t find any kills, but then the 3rd day (yesterday) I got a bit luckier. I got 3 destroyer kills in my Rifter, and the pods of 2 of them. The first pod got away because I forgot I moved my scram to the F1 slot and turned it off rather than my guns and he warped out.

One of the individuals I popped and podded had a nice conversation with me this afternoon…you can read it below.

From: Elliot42
Subject: No Subject
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:31

you blew up my ship last night very effectice tactics would like to work with you no grudge

To: Elliot42
Subject: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 sometime (original correspondence not found, paraphrased transcript follows)

What do you mean work with me?

From: Elliot42
Subject: No Subject
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:36

if you alow me to mine in that sector or any other that you cover than i would be willing to split profits i am looking for rare minerals and have the capabilitys to mine alot

To: Elliot42
Subject: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:41

I doubt a 2 day old character can mine enough to pay me what i’d be satisfied with to not shoot them.

From: Elliot42
Subject: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:45

this character is 2 days i had a breach in my old character. he may be young but he is already rich. you can either take this offer or the money you could have made will be on your head. it is up to you but in time i will come after you

To: Elliot42
Subject: Re: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:48

how much isk are you talking? I need a number you are willing to pay

From: Elliot42
AfterSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:49

for mining rights ill give 30%.

To: Elliot42
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 sometime (original correspondence not found, paraphrased transcript follows)

I don’t do percentages, I require a set amount of ISK per day.

From: Elliot42
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 18:17

thats what i do percents. never mind ill just park a fleet next time see how you do then. blows up a scout lol good luck

After this, I had to go have Thanksgiving Dinner at two different families places…came back a few hours later to find out that I now have a bounty of 15,000 ISK. Yes, don’t be shocked…you read that correctly. It is 15…with THREE (holy shit…THREE!!!) Zeros. This dude wasn’t messing when he said he was rich!

So, I’m pretty scared now…not entirely sure what I should do. I was considering possibly giving all my assets away and quitting EVE just to be on the safe side. But after speaking with a few people, including a Preacher, two cheap hookers, and a mailman, I’ve decided to take my chances and hope the Noob Fleet of Doom doesn’t show up and rape me mercilessly.