Hands Off, My Loots!

Really!…right there! he saw it

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Location: Ruvas
Objective: Kill the dude in local that was asking for help in a noob mission

[ 2010.07.14 17:36:02 ] Cyberin > what do you need help with?
[ 2010.07.14 17:36:54 ] Gentle Shade > There’s this mission where the pirates that i’m facing are still a bit too strong
[ 2010.07.14 17:37:23 ] Cyberin > what level mission is it? i’ll come help ya
[ 2010.07.14 17:37:45 ] Gentle Shade > its one of the military toturial missions
[ 2010.07.14 17:38:09 ] Cyberin > kk, i’ll send you a fleet invite and then warp to you.  Are you in the mission right now?
[ 2010.07.14 17:38:37 ] Gentle Shade > no, should i go to the first or last acceleration gate?
[ 2010.07.14 17:38:47 ] Cyberin > the first will be fine
[ 2010.07.14 17:38:55 ] Cyberin > once you’re there let me know and i’ll warp to you
[ 2010.07.14 17:39:45 ] Gentle Shade > alright, aaaand, i’m there.
[ 2010.07.14 17:40:11 ] Cyberin > k, one sec…lemme dock and repair, forgot i had damage
[ 2010.07.14 17:42:04 ] Cyberin > you can follow me in once i’m in, they’ll shoot me and not you since i’m first in
[ 2010.07.14 17:42:19 ] Gentle Shade > yeey. finished everything but the last part
[ 2010.07.14 17:42:51 ] Cyberin > don’t go through the next one yet
[ 2010.07.14 17:42:53 ] Cyberin > let me get in first
[ 2010.07.14 17:43:01 ] Cyberin > you warp faster than me
[ 2010.07.14 17:43:17 ] Cyberin > k, come on in
[ 2010.07.14 17:45:10 ] Cyberin > alrighty, your loots in the can for ya
[ 2010.07.14 17:45:29 ] Gentle Shade > hmm. really now
[ 2010.07.14 17:46:07 ] Cyberin > don’t want the loot?
[ 2010.07.14 17:46:07 ] Gentle Shade > Theyre yours *smirks* i saw what you did there.
[ 2010.07.14 17:46:12 ] Cyberin >
[ 2010.07.14 17:46:16 ] Cyberin > well, your welcome anyway
[ 2010.07.14 17:46:26 ] Gentle Shade > thank you for the help

I wasted my time and my faction ammo on his rats and didn’t even get a kill…oh well, at least I got to shoot something.

oh, and…short post is short, if you’d like something to occupy your time…check out this video

Wow…just wow. What you are about to read is probably the best I’ve ever done with a single target. While there are a bit of tears, it is mostly filled with stupid losses, more ISK than brains, and in the end…the transformation of a stubborn miner (or…0.0 alt…whichever way you want to believe) into a pacified customer looking for a few new ships.

You met him in my last post, but here and now, you are going to hear the wonderful story of Kiernance…mighty pvp miner!

After I killed piro95’s vexor like you learned earlier, I saw this in local…which of course got the ball rolling on this whole event.

[ 2010.03.13 05:04:33 ] Kiernance > i gonna go flip you can cyberin
[ 2010.03.13 05:04:40 ] Cyberin > ok
[ 2010.03.13 05:04:47 ] Kiernance > k

Really? Sweet. At this point, I’m thinking he want’s to gank me because I stole his ore earlier. In a little while, I actually find out that he’s just bored and wants to throw away some ISK.

[ 2010.03.13 05:04:59 ] piro95 > your orca is death kiernance
[ 2010.03.13 05:05:10 ] piro95 > watch you backs
[ 2010.03.13 05:05:19 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:00 ] piro95 > yes are you sure to take them luck
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:04 ] piro95 > i chit
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:16 ] piro95 > may at your place i reflex
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:27 ] piro95 > i not take them at your place
[ 2010.03.13 05:06:44 ] piro95 > lol you docked
[ 2010.03.13 05:07:05 ] piro95 > because you not good to figth with your frind
[ 2010.03.13 05:07:08 ] piro95 > cyberin
[ 2010.03.13 05:07:20 ] Kiernance > ok
[ 2010.03.13 05:07:30 ] Cyberin > i’m docked? i’m still in the belt…

I couldn’t help but leave that part in there…if you can figure out what piro is babbling on about…more power to ya.

[ 2010.03.13 05:11:44 ] Cyberin > lol, you’re gonna loot my can in that Kier?
[ 2010.03.13 05:11:49 ] Kiernance > yep
[ 2010.03.13 05:11:56 ] Kiernance > lmao

This is about the time that I yell in corp chat that I am about to have corp agro on a Navy Dominix…yes, you read that right. Luckily…the guys in corp are all of a sudden interested .

[ 2010.03.13 05:05:05 ] Cyberin > anyone near Caretyn, might have corp aggro in a sec…
[ 2010.03.13 05:11:18 ] Cyberin > um…possible corp aggro on a navy domy…
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:09 ] Hallax > where are you again?
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:30 ] Cyberin > Caretyn
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:33 ] Cyberin > can anyone get here?
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:38 ] Cyberin > i’m gonna try and stall him
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:48 ] Hallax > do you need RR or pew?
[ 2010.03.13 05:12:52 ] Hallax > im on the way with the raven
[ 2010.03.13 05:13:03 ] Hallax > 3j
[ 2010.03.13 05:13:16 ] Cyberin > anyone else?
[ 2010.03.13 05:13:16 ] Karma Bad > other end of eve from me
[ 2010.03.13 05:13:56 ] Hallax > fleet?
[ 2010.03.13 05:14:27 ] Cyberin > you have leadership skills?
[ 2010.03.13 05:15:15 ] Cyberin > no one else want in on a navy dommy kill
[ 2010.03.13 05:15:56 ] Onilan > I’m omw
[ 2010.03.13 05:16:10 ] Onilan > 3j
[ 2010.03.13 05:16:17 ] Cyberin > hurry, he’s red

Mr. PvP Miner is going to agro me, a rather notorious Ninja…in a 550 Million ISK ship (750mil with the fit actually). Anyone that knows anything knows that it’s not smart to shoot ninjas. Specially since as you see later, he says he’s a null sec guy and this is just an alt…he should know better…but he doesn’t.

[ 2010.03.13 05:17:17 ] Cyberin > this is a tough decision…lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:17:20 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:13 ] Kiernance > all you got to do is shoot
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:30 ] Kiernance > it is just a spray painted domi
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:30 ] Cyberin > i know…but…it’s kina suicide…
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:39 ] Kiernance > nothin special

Lets have a talk Kier if you don’t mind. I need time for the Torp fitted Gank Raven that Hallax is flying, and Onilan’s Rupture to get here, they need a little more time please. Thanks!

Now, this is normally pretty top secret stuff…but I’m gonna let you read what the chat log of a quickly thrown together Ninja Gank Squad looks like. Hope you enjoy!

[ 2010.03.13 05:19:56 ] Cyberin > warp to me
[ 2010.03.13 05:19:57 ] Hallax > you pointed him?
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:05 ] Hallax > omw
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:14 ] Cyberin > no, gonna wait till you get here…he’s not aligned
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:19 ] Hallax > k
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:21 ] Onilan > will be on Caretyn gate in 30s
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:31 ] Hallax > ok just come on when you get here
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:33 ] Hallax > i’m incoming
[ 2010.03.13 05:20:36 ] Onilan > rgr
[ 2010.03.13 05:21:25 ] Cyberin > point him if you can
[ 2010.03.13 05:21:33 ] Onilan > here I come to ruin your dayy… ruppy mouse is on the waaaay
[ 2010.03.13 05:21:33 ] Cyberin > neuting me
[ 2010.03.13 05:21:41 ] Hallax > kill his drones
[ 2010.03.13 05:22:13 ] Hallax > this guy is dead
[ 2010.03.13 05:22:27 ] Hallax > hurry up oni
[ 2010.03.13 05:22:58 ] Hallax > try to get a ransom
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:04 ] Hallax > we’ll kill him anyway
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:29 ] Cyberin > he wants a ransom
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:35 ] Cyberin > how much are they worth?
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:40 ] Hallax > a LOT
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:50 ] Hallax > like 500m
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:51 ] Cyberin > hold fire
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:54 ] Cyberin > keep him pointed
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:07 ] Onilan > yrp
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:09 ] Cyberin > lemme scan him
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:38 ] Hallax > i’m out of cap charges
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:51 ] Onilan > got a point and a small neut on him
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:06 ] Cyberin > 550mil on contracts
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:15 ] Cyberin > and, are we gonna honor this or not? i don’t care either way
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:21 ] Hallax > i dont want to
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:24 ] Hallax > i want the KM
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:24 ] Onilan > up to yall
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:25 ] Hallax > oni?
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:33 ] Hallax > uber tears
[ 2010.03.13 05:25:39 ] Onilan > >:)
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:38 ] Hallax > did you get it?
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:46 ] Cyberin > not yet
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:50 ] Cyberin > he’s not faction fit or anything
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:57 ] Hallax > i dont care
[ 2010.03.13 05:27:01 ] Cyberin > so if you guys don’t care, i say we blow him up after he pays
[ 2010.03.13 05:27:02 ] Hallax > that’s a bitch ass killmail
[ 2010.03.13 05:27:07 ] Hallax > yep
[ 2010.03.13 05:27:10 ] Onilan > indeed
[ 2010.03.13 05:28:48 ] Cyberin > he’s gonna pay, still waiting for wallet to flash
[ 2010.03.13 05:28:53 ] Onilan > ah
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:04 ] Cyberin > get a point on him oni
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:11 ] Onilan > got it
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:13 ] Cyberin > you aggroed?
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:16 ] Cyberin > i mean lazy
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:18 ] Cyberin > sorry
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:28 ] Onilan > np
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:30 ] Lazy Eyeh > yep
[ 2010.03.13 05:29:32 ] Cyberin > kill him
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:35 ] Hallax > Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:39 ] Hallax > yummy
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:48 ] Cyberin > ooh
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:52 ] Cyberin > didn’t see that
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:53 ] Hallax > rendezvous in dixie then?
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:02 ] Onilan > Warp Disruptor II
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:09 ] Onilan > not too bad for 10m work
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:19 ] Cyberin > you guys wanna throw all the loot in the orca and i’ll split it up after i price it all?
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:26 ] Hallax > sure
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:40 ] Lazy Eyeh > sweet….thanks for letting me on that killmail
[ 2010.03.13 05:31:43 ] Cyberin > just throw it in the corp hanger and i’ll split it up tomorrw
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:02 ] Hallax > which division?
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:06 ] Cyberin > what do you guys want to do about the iskies for lazy since he didn’t really help that much? throw him some, or a full share?
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:10 ] Cyberin > any divisino is fine
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:19 ] Lazy Eyeh > nah I don’t need anything
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:31 ] Cyberin > okies
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:50 ] Hallax > ok fed web is in the hangar
[ 2010.03.13 05:32:54 ] Onilan > Home, james
[ 2010.03.13 05:33:01 ] Cyberin > wow, this was a fun night
[ 2010.03.13 05:33:07 ] Cyberin > this is gonna be an awesome blog post

This next part is out of order now because of that fleet chat, but pretend you didn’t read that, and this happens before we blow him up, but after we get him, and hold him, in structure. I’d also like to point out, that after you see the fit…you might wonder why he kept all his high slots trained on me…the noob in the rifter, rather than the two other people. He could have capped them out and escaped…but didn’t. Reason…he’s…not…an…alt.

[ 2010.03.13 05:23:15 ] Cyberin > up for a ransom?
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:20 ] Kiernance > yea
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:30 ] Kiernance > good play
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:42 ] Cyberin > pull in drones and stop fireing
[ 2010.03.13 05:23:46 ] Kiernance > done
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:23 ] Cyberin > stand by one sec, lemme discuss the price i want with my corp
[ 2010.03.13 05:24:55 ] Kiernance > k
[ 2010.03.13 05:26:03 ] Cyberin > how’s 400 mil sound?

Just to point out…this guy was flashy red to me and my corp, sitting in a belt, not aligned, not moving, with no drones out, didn’t have me locked…for 6 minutes. 6 minutes to warp out because I didn’t have him pointed. 6 minutes to warp out because he realized I was stalling because he’s an experienced null sec guy that should know this. 6 minutes to warp out because he realized he’s being a fucking idiot. 6 minutes to sit there, and lose a 750 Million ISK ship for no reason…sadly, I was too busy during the fight to grab a screenshot.

I waited for both my corp mates to get outside the system, and he still wasn’t aligned. I told them to jump in and align to belt, he still didn’t align. I told them to warp to me, and did not turn on my Warp Scrambler until they LANDED IN THE BELT WITH ME. So much for checking your directional scanner. These are more reasons I think this guy is not an alt…I think they are good reasons.

[ 2010.03.13 05:30:08 ] Cyberin > CAREBEAR STARE!!!
[ 2010.03.13 05:30:29 ] Hallax > SUDDENLY BETRAYAL
[ 2010.03.13 05:38:09 ] Kiernance > don’t spend it all in one place or blow it on exotic dancers
[ 2010.03.13 05:38:34 ] Kiernance > lmao
[ 2010.03.13 05:38:46 ] Cyberin > i’ll try to not buy too many

You pirates will cringe. But, well…I’m not a pirate…and dishonoring ransoms doesn’t hurt me in anyway because the people I prey on are too idiotic to think about it, and because I don’t care that much about the ISK anyway. We discussed it in fleet chat, and decided we would like to have the killmail, and to teach him a little bit of a harder lesson. So we blew the shit out of him…he melted like butter. We even let another corpy that was close by get in system to get on the killmail, though he didn’t get a share of the loot since he didn’t really help…us ninjas are greedy like that! (actually, I offered, but he told us to keep it).

[ 2010.03.13 05:39:05 ] Cyberin > i can’t believe you actually were dumb enough to shoot a ninja in that thing…
[ 2010.03.13 05:39:05 ] Kiernance > k
[ 2010.03.13 05:39:10 ] Cyberin > haven’t you ever heard of our corp, or read our blogs?
[ 2010.03.13 05:39:16 ] Kiernance > i was bored
[ 2010.03.13 05:39:32 ] Cyberin > ah, yes…losing 500mil isk ships when bored is a smart idea
[ 2010.03.13 05:40:48 ] Kiernance > this is an alt
[ 2010.03.13 05:41:04 ] Kiernance > so what ever lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:43:40 ] Cyberin > if you’d like, you can just give me any moer ships you don’t want, or iskies, etc…
[ 2010.03.13 05:44:32 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:46:47 ] Kiernance > naw i will just go back to what i was doin good luck hope that made your dick hard
[ 2010.03.13 05:46:56 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 05:48:03 ] Cyberin > it did…thanks

He quit his corp a little later…not sure why.

[ 2010.03.13 06:06:05 ] Cyberin > why the corp quit Kier?
[ 2010.03.13 06:10:02 ] Kiernance > different reasons
[ 2010.03.13 06:11:20 ] Kiernance > i actually quit yesteday lol
[ 2010.03.13 06:11:56 ] Cyberin > ah, waiting for roles i guess?
[ 2010.03.13 06:13:28 ] ecnanreiK > yea
[ 2010.03.13 06:13:34 ] ecnanreiK > lol
[ 2010.03.13 06:13:54 ] Cyberin > oops
[ 2010.03.13 06:13:56 ] Kiernance > me too..
[ 2010.03.13 06:14:17 ] Kiernance > that is one my alts too
[ 2010.03.13 06:14:19 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 06:14:34 ] Cyberin > lol, kinda figured
[ 2010.03.13 06:14:41 ] Kiernance > empire mining alts
[ 2010.03.13 06:16:06 ] Cyberin > null mining alts would make more
[ 2010.03.13 06:17:44 ] Kiernance > they would get killed atm
[ 2010.03.13 06:18:16 ] Cyberin > Onilan says thanx for his new Dramiel btw, he asked me to pass that along
[ 2010.03.13 06:20:13 ] Kiernance > k

I can’t really respond to that…that’s about as good as it gets. Or is it?

Herr Wilkus is known for 2 things mostly within our alliance. He runs our investment program, and he kills Hulks…lots of them…

He answer my evemail, and was excited to help me out. So, while the chat logs are rather dry…and there are actually no real tears from Kiernance about the whole issue…it was a fun, and eventful morning/afternoon for me.

I wasn’t content with just taking his Domi, and his 400mil ISK. I wanted his hulk. After about an hour or so of planning, scouting, and moving his ship into position with my help, Herr Wilkus destroyed Kiernance’s hulk with 1 volley, in an Ice Belt in a 0.7sec system, with dozens of mackinaws watching.

After Wilkus popped him, he sent the standard EVEMAIL he sends to all his victims.

chatlog
From: Herr Wilkus
Sent: 2010.03.13 21:51
To: Cyberin,

Kiernance > hi that was sneaky
Kiernance > lol
Herr Wilkus > Popping hulks is my hobby
Kiernance > so if pay you will stop this?
Herr Wilkus > yes, TEARS will set you light blue and you’ll be left alone.
Herr Wilkus > otherwise, we’ll be checking up on you again.
Kiernance > to you ?
Herr Wilkus > either me, or Velocity Prime, however if you pay Prime I cant confirm the transaction until he logs and contacts me.
Herr Wilkus > me, and I’ll have prime put you on the ‘no touch’ list.
Kiernance > k
Herr Wilkus > ok, got it. Glad to do business with you. I will write the email now, Prime should set you blue next time he comes online.

I almost cried…because now, since he paid (and is actually the first to ever actually pay that protection fee I think) you’ll get no more stories from me about him.

Channel Name: Private Chat (Kiernance)
Listener: Cyberin

[ 2010.03.13 22:04:56 ] Kiernance > so you will not aggress anymore
[ 2010.03.13 22:04:57 ] Kiernance > ?
[ 2010.03.13 22:05:31 ] Cyberin > correct
[ 2010.03.13 22:05:47 ] Cyberin > As a director in TEARS I can assure you you will not be messed with anymore
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:17 ] Kiernance > well just watchout with that orca someone will spot it and gank that ..lol
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:23 ] Cyberin > the next 24 hours might be iffy until VP gets on to set you blue, but if something happens in that time please let me know and I will reimburse you
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:37 ] Kiernance > the alts orca that hang out with you guys
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:51 ] Kiernance > someone other than me
[ 2010.03.13 22:06:57 ] Cyberin > it’s insured, and it’ll give me kill rights…and it was free, so i wouldn’t care lol
[ 2010.03.13 22:07:04 ] Kiernance > lol
[ 2010.03.13 22:07:25 ] Cyberin > plus i watch local, if i see a few BSes coming near me i’m out
[ 2010.03.13 22:07:47 ] Kiernance > yea good thing those things suck balls movin around
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:20 ] Kiernance > well i wont mess with you guys anymore
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:27 ] Cyberin > that they do, but when they are tanked…it takes a lot to kill the,
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:34 ] Kiernance > hopefully you wont mess with me
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:47 ] Cyberin > I hope not, if you mess with us the standings will be reset
[ 2010.03.13 22:09:56 ] Cyberin > I can guarantee you will not be messed with though
[ 2010.03.13 22:10:08 ] Kiernance > k gtg cya

Oh, and for anyone wondering how my rampage through the Caretyn system worked for the locals.  When I left for work that day…there were no cans in the belts, and no less than 7 people in iterons mining directly into their holds. 2 of them were from piro95’s corp.

First off, before I go any further and forget, I wanted to throw a teaser out there for everyone to ponder about, because I’m an evil ass like that. Me and another corp mate were having a talk earlier today, and decided we are going to have a discussion in the corp forums about a new, rather fun project for the ninjas. So…hopefully you’ll hear something about that in the near future. No…you can’t have any hints.

Without further ado…

I’m flying around in my rifter, looking for some miners to kill and some ore to liberate when I jump into Chelien and am greeted in local by some guy taunting another guy…sounds like something I’d do. As their convo continues I’m roaming the belts doing my thing, when I happen upon a can that was left (as bait most likely) by the aforementioned taunter…so, knowing I’ll get a fight most likely…I grab it, and continue my search.

The smack is still going in local, and I take the opportunity to align my Orca alt to the belt I’m going to try and fight him in so I can warp him straight to me. I do this so I can play shenanigans and switch out rifters if I’m about to die, because…since I restarted my character…my pvp skills aren’t the greatest and I need all the help I can get. As I warp out of this belt to try and find him, he warps in just as I enter warp. Crap! Luckily I warped to the next belt at 100 and he followed…because while I was aligning back to where I just came from he showed up in the new belt at 0 and saw me at 100. So, I warped back at 100 hoping he’d get the hint…and he did, as when I landed, he showed up a few seconds later…about 30km from me…having warped to 70.

I took a few seconds while I was closing the distance to switch over to my other client and warp the orca to me at 0. And we began to fight around it.

[ 2010.03.11 16:27:45 ] ihcn > lol
[ 2010.03.11 16:32:33 ] ihcn > i wonder how this orca feels xfd
[ 2010.03.11 16:33:00 ] Cyberin > orca feels fine
[ 2010.03.11 16:33:45 ] Wantless Hero > just dont go swimming with it if you have a pony tail
[ 2010.03.11 16:34:00 ] Cyberin > lol

He went through my shields and armor pretty quickly, but since I had 8 more rifters in the Orca, I hopped in one of those and get a fresh start. Also, a few seconds earlier, a neutral rifter warped in near us as well. I thought this was his friend, and as you’ll read in a bit…he thought it was mine.

[ 2010.03.11 16:34:04 ] ihcn > i have to admit i’ve never seen someone pull that in a frigate fight before
[ 2010.03.11 16:34:19 ] Cyberin > yeah, i’ve never done it in a frig fight before, seems like it might be fun though
[ 2010.03.11 16:34:33 ] Cyberin > my skills suck…so…i need some sort of advantage…
[ 2010.03.11 16:34:39 ] Cyberin > if i can even break your tank…lol
[ 2010.03.11 16:34:45 ] ihcn > nope

I didn’t think I’d break his tanked, but just as it seemed I might be wrong and his armor appeared to be SLOWLY going down…I switched to a new ship..and he got bored and warped before I could point him again.

[ 2010.03.11 16:36:13 ] ihcn > welp, good fight
[ 2010.03.11 16:36:22 ] ihcn > that was a good tactic
[ 2010.03.11 16:36:23 ] ihcn > lol
[ 2010.03.11 16:36:42 ] Cyberin > thanks
[ 2010.03.11 16:36:44 ] Cyberin > was fun
[ 2010.03.11 16:37:35 ] ihcn > indeed
[ 2010.03.11 16:37:52 ] ihcn > i loved the fact that we were circling the orca for half of it xfd
[ 2010.03.11 16:37:56 ] Cyberin >
[ 2010.03.11 16:38:22 ] Cyberin > can’t get too far away from it

A little bit later he opens a convo, trying to figure out what happened. Apparently he didn’t realize I was using the Orca. He thought I was switching ships with the neutral rifter that was there, while the neutral guy repaired the ship so I could jump back in again. That would be neat, but…don’t think that would work quick enough to actually do though.

Channel Name: Private Chat (ihcn)
Listener: Cyberin

[ 2010.03.11 16:42:13 ] Cyberin > o/
[ 2010.03.11 16:42:18 ] ihcn > i’ve been thinking about it and i really can’t figure out what was happening
[ 2010.03.11 16:42:32 ] ihcn > i’m pretty sure you were just swapping ships but how did you do it without a session change timer?
[ 2010.03.11 16:42:42 ] Cyberin > no session change timer using an orca
[ 2010.03.11 16:43:02 ] ihcn > oh i didn’t realize he was with you
[ 2010.03.11 16:43:30 ] Cyberin > yeah, he’s my alt
[ 2010.03.11 16:45:10 ] ihcn > well i knew the neutral rifter guy was, the orca didn’t even occur to me
[ 2010.03.11 16:45:21 ] ihcn > i just thought we were curcling around a random guy’s orca XD
[ 2010.03.11 16:45:27 ] Cyberin > actually…i have no clue who the rifter was
[ 2010.03.11 16:45:47 ] ihcn > wait
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:00 ] ihcn > arg i thought i had your strategy all figured out
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:01 ] ihcn > lol
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:06 ] Cyberin >
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:08 ] ihcn > i thought he was repping your damaged rifters for you
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:09 ] ihcn > lol
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:22 ] ihcn > which is what i thought was genius
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:23 ] Cyberin > nope lol
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:27 ] Cyberin > ah
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:37 ] ihcn > so how many backups did you have in the orca
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:43 ] ihcn > i was cap stable, i should have kept fighting
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:44 ] ihcn > lol
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:44 ] Cyberin > 8
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:47 ] ihcn > XD
[ 2010.03.11 16:46:53 ] ihcn > that would have taken forever
[ 2010.03.11 16:47:01 ] Cyberin > yeah
[ 2010.03.11 16:47:31 ] ihcn > but yeah i thought you were swapping ships back and forth with the neutral rifter
[ 2010.03.11 16:47:46 ] Cyberin > normally i don’t use the orca for frig fights, but since I just restarted my character I wanted some support for can flipping
[ 2010.03.11 16:47:47 ] ihcn > and the neutral rifter reps your ship, reloads ammo, etc, then you switched back
[ 2010.03.11 16:47:54 ] ihcn > but after the fighti realized there’s no way that would work
[ 2010.03.11 16:48:54 ] ihcn > but anyways yeah, that was fun
[ 2010.03.11 16:48:56 ] ihcn > have a good day

2 days later…I caught myself a Hyperion!…in my rifter…(please note, I’m using chat logs from Alliance, Corp, Private, Fleet, and the Bloggers Channel…so times could get a bit confusing here…but I’ll do my best to make it make sense, best off to just ignore the times on these chat logs for the best effect)

I was out salvaging this time; rather than can-flipping…gotta change it up a bit you know. I got a hit on a Hyperion so thought I’d go get some salvage. The plan was to just salvage, and not loot…but I found a nice expensive microwarp drive in one of the wrecks…so I just had to. Apparently…the Hyp pilot didn’t think I’d be much of a threat (he was right) so he shot at me. Warp drive activated, off to the Orca I went to grab a retriever. I knew I couldn’t kill him…but, well…I’ll work something out later I guess.

[ 2010.03.13 00:59:58 ] Cyberin > lol, i have a hyperion tackled with my rifter…

I got back to the mission, and there he was. Pointed, Webbed, and Guns blazing…I took some time out to move the guns and web over to his drones…and killed those off. After the drones, I focused back on him. Got his shields down…and then…well…yeah, I got his shields down.

Channel Name: Private Chat (Gfy Trextron)
Listener: Cyberin

[ 2010.03.13 01:01:38 ] Cyberin > o/
[ 2010.03.13 01:01:53 ] Gfy Trextron > you’ll never break my tank, what do you suggest?
[ 2010.03.13 01:02:02 ] Cyberin > you pay me to leave
[ 2010.03.13 01:02:15 ] Gfy Trextron > lol I got all day
[ 2010.03.13 01:02:19 ] Cyberin > me too

12 minutes later, I had quit shooting because it was pointless…and I got a little bored.

[ 2010.03.13 01:14:20 ] Cyberin > so, have a good day so far? Mine’s been excellent
[ 2010.03.13 01:14:29 ] Gfy Trextron > not bad
[ 2010.03.13 01:15:09 ] Cyberin > that’s good
[ 2010.03.13 01:15:41 ] Gfy Trextron > where ya from?
[ 2010.03.13 01:16:04 ] Cyberin > North Carolina, US
[ 2010.03.13 01:16:15 ] Gfy Trextron > St. Louis MO
[ 2010.03.13 01:17:39 ] Cyberin > you bored yet? lol
[ 2010.03.13 01:17:51 ] Gfy Trextron > naw playin with alt
[ 2010.03.13 01:18:12 ] Cyberin > lol, me too
[ 2010.03.13 01:18:28 ] Cyberin > feel like paying to be let go yet?
[ 2010.03.13 01:19:09 ] Gfy Trextron > so why the ninja salvagin? seems like running mish would produce more
[ 2010.03.13 01:19:22 ] Gfy Trextron > na I am fine
[ 2010.03.13 01:20:07 ] Cyberin > because i like to bother people, not really about the ISK
[ 2010.03.13 01:20:18 ] Cyberin > missioning isn’t fun
[ 2010.03.13 01:20:45 ] Gfy Trextron > ya but good skills.. pirating can get boaring
[ 2010.03.13 01:21:01 ] Cyberin > i’m not a pirate, i’m a ninja
[ 2010.03.13 01:21:26 ] Gfy Trextron > no I do the pirating
[ 2010.03.13 01:21:33 ] Cyberin > ah, gotcha
[ 2010.03.13 01:21:39 ] Cyberin > tried it for a while, prefer this
[ 2010.03.13 01:21:54 ] Cyberin > i’ve tried just about everything in EVE except 0.0…and that holds no interest for me
[ 2010.03.13 01:21:59 ] Gfy Trextron > seems kinda low though
[ 2010.03.13 01:22:17 ] Cyberin > it’s fun, that’s all that matters to me
[ 2010.03.13 01:25:25 ] Gfy Trextron > I’ll be back in 5 stay there ok.. lol
[ 2010.03.13 01:25:30 ] Cyberin > lol

And, another 17 minutes later…

[ 2010.03.13 01:42:09 ] Gfy Trextron > fun fun..

Meanwhile…in Alliance Chat…

[ 2010.03.13 01:05:19 ] Cyberin > hmm…this is fun…i’m never gonna break the tank on this Hyp…lol
[ 2010.03.13 01:10:39 ] Cyberin > ok, i need a plan…how can i kill a hyp without being able to break it’s tank, lol
[ 2010.03.13 01:11:01 ] Lazy Eyeh > i’m omw
[ 2010.03.13 01:14:26 ] Lazy Eyeh > Where are you?
[ 2010.03.13 01:15:33 ] Cyberin > i’m in Fricoure, not much you can do unless you can get him to aggro you though
[ 2010.03.13 01:15:46 ] Cyberin > Fricoure
[ 2010.03.13 01:15:56 ] Lazy Eyeh > i’m in fri, I’ve got rr so let’s give it a go

Sometime during all that waiting, Lazy Eyeh (corp mate) came out to see if he could get agro by repping me in a domi…didn’t work, so instead I just had him go get me some faction ammo incase Gfy decided to try a logoffski. I could have gotten it myself with the orca, but I didn’t think about it after Lazy offered.

Channel Name: Fleet
Listener: Cyberin

[ 2010.03.13 01:20:47 ] Cyberin > i told him you’re my alt
[ 2010.03.13 01:21:41 ] Lazy Eyeh > lol
[ 2010.03.13 01:26:12 ] Cyberin > he said he’s not gonna shoot ya
[ 2010.03.13 01:26:45 ] Lazy Eyeh > awwww ;(
[ 2010.03.13 01:27:08 ] Cyberin > just my luck something like this happens when i have no skills, lol
[ 2010.03.13 01:27:39 ] Lazy Eyeh > ransom him for a nice bounty
[ 2010.03.13 01:27:48 ] Cyberin > tried
[ 2010.03.13 01:28:19 ] Lazy Eyeh > he’ll probably get really bored of this…………what happens if he logs?
[ 2010.03.13 01:28:31 ] Cyberin > then his tank goes off and i kill him…
[ 2010.03.13 01:28:42 ] Cyberin > think you could bring me some faction ammo in case that happpens?
[ 2010.03.13 01:28:50 ] Lazy Eyeh > you bet
[ 2010.03.13 01:29:14 ] Cyberin > fusion and some phalanx rockets would be nice
[ 2010.03.13 01:29:38 ] Lazy Eyeh > want me to get them now….or wait a while?
[ 2010.03.13 01:29:43 ] Cyberin > up to you

Blah Blah Blah…

[ 2010.03.13 01:32:19 ] Cyberin > i’ll train some gunnery skills while i wait, lol
[ 2010.03.13 01:34:52 ] Lazy Eyeh > btw, it’s good to have you back
[ 2010.03.13 01:34:56 ] Cyberin > thanks

I’ve changed my mind about the other chat logs, they are long, boring, and just lots of comments with me asking if people thought a small neut could take down the cap of a Hyperion. Also tried to plan some ideas in corp chat. The best one, and the one I was going to try, was to throw 3 small neuts on my rifter, and have someone cap transfer me hoping that Gfy was AFK. So, I decided to grab one of my other Rifters out of the Orca to do that with, thinking I could have one to cap him out, and then switch to the combat one with the faction ammo after that was done. Well…all didn’t go as planned.

[ 2010.03.13 02:58:48 ] Cyberin > damn it Gfy, you were supposed to be afk
[ 2010.03.13 02:59:30 ] Gfy Trextron > lol
[ 2010.03.13 02:59:39 ] Cyberin >
[ 2010.03.13 02:59:43 ] Gfy Trextron >

Earlier in the day, I noticed my ships in the Orca had all their mods offlined for some reason, not sure why. But, I managed to grab the ONLY rifter that I hadn’t reonlined the stuff…and couldn’t get the point onlined before he warped out…apparently he wasn’t AFK.

Some people will love it, some people will be saddened by it…but I have decided to go Pirate. As much as I’ve enjoyed being a Ninja, the yearning for blood has just become too strong…so I’ve taken the leap.

At the moment I’m running around waiting to hear a yes or no from my application to The Tuskers…hopefully that will go over well, as they are an awesome group of people I’d love to be a part of. Though, I will miss Suddenly Ninjas as they are an awesome group of people too .

I’ve got a decent bit of kills in High Security space, but to be a Pirate I need to do it out in lowsec…without tricking people into shooting me. The first 2 days I started I couldn’t find any kills, but then the 3rd day (yesterday) I got a bit luckier. I got 3 destroyer kills in my Rifter, and the pods of 2 of them. The first pod got away because I forgot I moved my scram to the F1 slot and turned it off rather than my guns and he warped out.

One of the individuals I popped and podded had a nice conversation with me this afternoon…you can read it below.

From: Elliot42
Subject: No Subject
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:31

you blew up my ship last night very effectice tactics would like to work with you no grudge

To: Elliot42
Subject: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 sometime (original correspondence not found, paraphrased transcript follows)

What do you mean work with me?

From: Elliot42
Subject: No Subject
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:36

if you alow me to mine in that sector or any other that you cover than i would be willing to split profits i am looking for rare minerals and have the capabilitys to mine alot

To: Elliot42
Subject: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:41

I doubt a 2 day old character can mine enough to pay me what i’d be satisfied with to not shoot them.

From: Elliot42
Subject: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:45

this character is 2 days i had a breach in my old character. he may be young but he is already rich. you can either take this offer or the money you could have made will be on your head. it is up to you but in time i will come after you

To: Elliot42
Subject: Re: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:48

how much isk are you talking? I need a number you are willing to pay

From: Elliot42
AfterSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 17:49

for mining rights ill give 30%.

To: Elliot42
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 sometime (original correspondence not found, paraphrased transcript follows)

I don’t do percentages, I require a set amount of ISK per day.

From: Elliot42
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Sent: 2009.11.26 18:17

thats what i do percents. never mind ill just park a fleet next time see how you do then. blows up a scout lol good luck

After this, I had to go have Thanksgiving Dinner at two different families places…came back a few hours later to find out that I now have a bounty of 15,000 ISK. Yes, don’t be shocked…you read that correctly. It is 15…with THREE (holy shit…THREE!!!) Zeros. This dude wasn’t messing when he said he was rich!

So, I’m pretty scared now…not entirely sure what I should do. I was considering possibly giving all my assets away and quitting EVE just to be on the safe side. But after speaking with a few people, including a Preacher, two cheap hookers, and a mailman, I’ve decided to take my chances and hope the Noob Fleet of Doom doesn’t show up and rape me mercilessly.

Two days ago, a corp mate told us a story of how a noob in a velator got 3 or 4 people in a certain system to suicide themselves on him.  We liked this so much that we spoke to the noob…and found out he was not really a noob…just on an alt to mess with people…we liked it, we liked his style…and…we decided we’d work together to get more tears out of at least of of these individuals…so read on

Before I start posting all the Chat logs, I’ll go ahead and give the tl;dr version first because it doesn’t really spoil much for those that want to read the entire thing…just gives a bit more anticipation!  There is a guy named TheWarHound, he decided to Concordokken himself of this alt noob the day before in his Myrmidon…then said “I needed a new ship anyway”.  Because of that statement…we made it our aim to “help” him as much as possible.  Through some excellent social engineering…we managed (we…as in me, 2 corp mates, and the noob alt guy) to get this douchebag to steal from my loot can, and then killed him.

The entire process involved his loot from the day before (when concord killed him), my badger, the corpies, and the alt noob, who I might add…has excellent diplomacy skills.  I took the loot in my badger, 15km outside docking range of a station, then had my corpy kill me after I jettisoned the loot (thought we’d try and see if we could put the loot in the wreck…we couldn’t…so we blew the wreck).  Then one corpy in a Recon cloaked next to the can, while the other 2 of us went to a safe near the station and aligned to him…while the noob alt guy started a convo.

The convo went something like…”hey, this asshole Cyberin just blew up my hauler with your loot in it because I stole from his mining can out in a belt…you can come get it if you want”.  About 10 minutes of diplomacy later the guy actually decided to come get it…and we toasted him…then much Tears fell from the Local Sky.  Chat Logs below (edited to remove all the local chatter that had nothing to do with this event…including the statements by MR. TheWarHound saying that he is an Indian and the White Man pissed him off 200 years ago by invading his homeland…blah blah blah).

As always…with my comments to make sense of things

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