Hands Off, My Loots!

First off, I’d like to throw a shout-off off in the direction of a certain Caels Caldanhai.  He sent me a convo request yesterday while I was busy camping our single War Targets station and I had a nice conversation with him.  Turns out he’s a fan of the blog, in the US Armed Forces like I am, and although he’s a carebear…I’ve given him certain thoughts of ‘bad tendencies’.  Hopefully he’ll try it out and see how fun it is one of these days.  So, thanks for reading Caels, and thanks for the convo!

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As I mentioned earlier (not sure if it was on another post, in twitter, or the EVE-Bloggers channel…but I know I did mention it, the Tear Extraction and Reclamation Service alliance got another wardec recently (it went active yesterday).  It is from a corp with a single 4 month old member who apparently likes to fly Interceptors.  After the war went active, one of my fellow Ninjas (Borris USAF) decided to go find the guy.  It was quick with his locator agent and so he commenced a conversation with the War Target (Rusty01).

The short version for those that prefer it is that through about an hour of us sitting outside his station (3-7 of us from time to time) he never undocked, though he talked a lot of smack.  I could understand him not undocking with 7 of us in system, but Borris was in there by himself for at least an hour and Rusty never undocked then either.  (fake edit…he did undock once!…but just to head off to another station and dock again)

Throughout the conversation, Rusty mentioned that he had a friend give him 2 Billion ISK in order to keep the wardec going for at least a year.  He also let us know that he had over 100 ships, 46 of which were interceptors…and that he had 0.0 friends (GOONSWARM!!!!) that were going to come help him with Remote Rep ships when he decided to actually undock.  Another good thing we are glad he warned us about was the fact that he has 2 alts, each with over 15 Million Skillpoints who are carebears…which he was using to mission while looking for his balls in station somewhere…he never did find them apparently.

All in all…I think this is going to be a very boring War…but Rusty does make for some fun conversations!  Without further adoo…here’s the chatlogs from yesterday (edited a bit to remove off-topic drivel from other people).  Also, some of these logs are from corp chat, local, etc…I didn’t actually have a 2 way conversation with him myself…a lot of the info came from Borris reposting Rusty’s statements into corp chat.

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[ 2009.10.15 03:43:38 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Hatakani Local Channel
[ 2009.10.15 04:00:56 ] Cyberin > for someone that wants to keep this war going for years and years Rusty…you may want to learn where the undock button is…..
[ 2009.10.15 04:03:06 ] Laetha > blue eyez
[ 2009.10.15 04:23:09 ] Schwa88 > you’re never gonna be able to afford this war if its gonna go on for years brah
[ 2009.10.15 04:23:37 ] Schwa88 > hope you got some sweet monies to buy plex
[ 2009.10.15 04:23:54 ] Cyberin > but, but…his friends have him 2 billion isk for wardec fees, and he has 0.0 people coming dontcha know?!
[ 2009.10.15 04:25:55 ] Schwa88 > not gonna come out and play rustybear?
[ 2009.10.15 04:28:32 ] Cyberin > he’s looking for his balls…he wasn’t aware that they were required to undock with his manhood intact…
[ 2009.10.15 04:29:03 ] Schwa88 > even in a ranis? incredible
[ 2009.10.15 04:29:23 ] Schwa88 > he doesnt think he can get away, we probably dont even have web and point
[ 2009.10.15 04:29:45 ] Cyberin > i know I don’t have a point
[ 2009.10.15 04:30:21 ] Schwa88 > yeah the war has been going for like an hour now
[ 2009.10.15 04:45:24 ] Rusty01 > lol
[ 2009.10.15 04:57:54 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Kassigainen Local Channel

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Group Chat (Borris USAF, Rusty01…and the rest of the Ninjas online at the time…lol)
Session started: 2009.10.15 04:29:28

[ 2009.10.15 04:29:41 ] Schwa88 > hey whats up bro
[ 2009.10.15 04:29:47 ] Schwa88 > you ready to do this
[ 2009.10.15 04:30:11 ] Cyberin > have you found your balls yet?
[ 2009.10.15 04:30:29 ] Cyberin > I think I saw them under the table over there a little bit ago…
[ 2009.10.15 04:30:32 ] Cyberin > /emote points over there
[ 2009.10.15 04:30:37 ] Schwa88 > bring your friends too
[ 2009.10.15 04:30:54 ] Schwa88 > it’ll be so much fun
[ 2009.10.15 04:32:20 ] Garresh > Why hello there.
[ 2009.10.15 04:32:25 ] Herr Wilkus > ?
[ 2009.10.15 04:32:39 ] Rusty01 > hello
[ 2009.10.15 04:32:49 ] Schwa88 > what up brah
[ 2009.10.15 04:32:54 ] Lazy Eyeh > hey
[ 2009.10.15 04:33:32 ] Cyberin > you sounded a bit lonely Rusty, we thought you might need help looking for those balls
[ 2009.10.15 04:33:43 ] Herr Wilkus > why did we wardec dis guy? he seems nice.
[ 2009.10.15 04:34:31 ] Rusty01 > lol
[ 2009.10.15 04:35:31 ] Schwa88 > so… are you serious?
[ 2009.10.15 04:35:43 ] Hallax > same question
[ 2009.10.15 04:35:50 ] Cyberin > so…about that undock button…if you look in the lower left portion of the screen…
[ 2009.10.15 04:35:57 ] Rusty01 > i have 2 bil isk for war dec fees
[ 2009.10.15 04:36:05 ] Schwa88 > mkay
[ 2009.10.15 04:36:06 ] Borris USAF > he wont leave the station
[ 2009.10.15 04:36:08 ] Hallax > impressive
[ 2009.10.15 04:36:11 ] Herr Wilkus > hey guys…..mining op tonight! bring de hulkz….
[ 2009.10.15 04:36:11 ] Cyberin > seems like that’s useful when you don’t undock…
[ 2009.10.15 04:36:23 ] Rusty01 > I am doing missions on my main toon atm
[ 2009.10.15 04:36:36 ] Hallax > oh so this is what you call a side project
[ 2009.10.15 04:36:47 ] Borris USAF > yeah
[ 2009.10.15 04:36:52 ] Rusty01 > yes
[ 2009.10.15 04:37:08 ] Schwa88 > yeah so… you’re serious?
[ 2009.10.15 04:37:28 ] Borris USAF > but he wont leave station. thats how serious he is
[ 2009.10.15 04:37:28 ] Schwa88 > I have pubic hairs older than this toon
[ 2009.10.15 04:37:39 ] Rusty01 > cool
[ 2009.10.15 04:37:45 ] Borris USAF > oh he has friends coming!!!!
[ 2009.10.15 04:38:06 ] Cyberin > in case you aren’t aware of the game mechanics…you do have to undock to fight in a war…you can’t stab us in the station….
[ 2009.10.15 04:38:36 ] Borris USAF > not yet atleast lol
[ 2009.10.15 04:38:52 ] Rusty01 > i have the isk to fund the war for well over a year
[ 2009.10.15 04:39:03 ] Rusty01 > so there is plenty of time
[ 2009.10.15 04:39:12 ] Garresh > That’s cool and all, but…are you planning on actually DOING anything with it?
[ 2009.10.15 04:39:29 ] Rusty01 > Yes
[ 2009.10.15 04:39:39 ] Schwa88 > never mind this douchebag, let him sit at the station, I got mr assholes to pew
[ 2009.10.15 04:39:46 ] Garresh > Coulda fooled me.
[ 2009.10.15 04:39:54 ] Cyberin > gimme the isk and I’ll personally pod all the fools! sound fair?
[ 2009.10.15 04:40:42 ] Rusty01 > cool
[ 2009.10.15 04:40:59 ] Cyberin > cool is not an answer, try again
[ 2009.10.15 04:41:43 ] Rusty01 > hot

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Channel Name:    Corp

[ 2009.10.15 02:50:06 ] Cyberin > o/ anything cookin?
[ 2009.10.15 02:51:15 ] Borris USAF > Hatakani VI – CONCORD Bureau station in the Hatakani system, Caldari Border Zone constellation of The Citadel region.
[ 2009.10.15 02:52:20 ] Borris USAF > location of WT ^^
[ 2009.10.15 02:53:23 ] Cyberin > only 10 jumps from me
[ 2009.10.15 02:53:35 ] Borris USAF > 7 from dixie
[ 2009.10.15 03:00:45 ] Borris USAF > old rusty is here
[ 2009.10.15 03:10:46 ] Borris USAF > i wish there was a way to get people out of stations.
[ 2009.10.15 03:11:02 ] Cyberin > pull the fire alarm
[ 2009.10.15 03:11:09 ] Rubin Stark > tell them you have candy
[ 2009.10.15 03:11:21 ] Borris USAF > lol cant find it i have already looked
[ 2009.10.15 03:11:45 ] Borris USAF > candy might work if they didnt just sit there AFK
[ 2009.10.15 03:13:29 ] Borris USAF > [03:13:15] Rusty01 > Some of your guys stole items from my friends misssion
[ 2009.10.15 03:13:41 ] Cyberin > you didn’t!
[ 2009.10.15 03:13:51 ] Rubin Stark > welp, I learned my lesson from his hiding
[ 2009.10.15 03:13:58 ] Schwa88 > haha its not like we do that every day rusty
[ 2009.10.15 03:14:42 ] Himei > My favorites are the MRs who think they’re important.
[ 2009.10.15 03:15:17 ] Borris USAF > lol
[ 2009.10.15 03:16:34 ] Borris USAF > [03:16:11] Rusty01 > I am waiting on my friends to join me
[ 2009.10.15 03:16:45 ] Borris USAF > [03:16:23] Borris USAF > oh they are going to join your corp?
[ 2009.10.15 03:16:51 ] Borris USAF > [03:16:31] Rusty01 > Yes
[ 2009.10.15 03:17:00 ] Schwa88 > they’re all gonna remote rep his ranis
[ 2009.10.15 03:17:19 ] Himei > oshi. should we worry now? D:
[ 2009.10.15 03:18:00 ] Borris USAF > [03:17:50] Rusty01 > I have 3 toons that have over 15 mil SP
[ 2009.10.15 03:18:06 ] Arri Nightsnow > o noes
[ 2009.10.15 03:18:14 ] Himei > eep!
[ 2009.10.15 03:18:42 ] Rubin Stark > I have 17M ISK, can I help?
[ 2009.10.15 03:22:02 ] Borris USAF > [03:21:47] Rusty01 > and my friend is funding this war,, it costs only 50 mil a week
[ 2009.10.15 03:22:12 ] Borris USAF > [03:21:59] Rusty01 > and he has given me 2 bil isk
[ 2009.10.15 03:22:21 ] Cyberin > is he just chillin docked?
[ 2009.10.15 03:22:27 ] Borris USAF > yeah lol
[ 2009.10.15 03:22:34 ] Himei > sounds scary.
[ 2009.10.15 03:22:37 ] Kahega Amielden > Wow, we’re fucked guys
[ 2009.10.15 03:22:38 ] Borris USAF > waiting on friends lol
[ 2009.10.15 03:22:44 ] Himei > we’re in deep shit this time.
[ 2009.10.15 03:23:01 ] Cyberin > i think i might fly my blackbird over there
[ 2009.10.15 03:23:08 ] Schwa88 > ask him why a missionbear needs a ranis
[ 2009.10.15 03:23:13 ] Borris USAF > [03:22:46] Rusty01 > So this war should go for at least 1 year
[ 2009.10.15 03:23:31 ] Himei > clap clap clap
[ 2009.10.15 03:23:32 ] Borris USAF > almost fell out of my chair
[ 2009.10.15 03:23:35 ] Himei > shit is going DOWN.
[ 2009.10.15 03:23:39 ] Cyberin > lol, oh no…one full year of him docked in station! run!
[ 2009.10.15 03:24:13 ] Borris USAF > he left station
[ 2009.10.15 03:24:21 ] Himei > run away!
[ 2009.10.15 03:24:28 ] Borris USAF > [03:23:51] Borris USAF > so when do we expect friends?
[ 2009.10.15 03:24:32 ] Borris USAF > [03:24:15] Rusty01 > When they are finished with there nul sec war
[ 2009.10.15 03:24:42 ] Himei > right then
[ 2009.10.15 03:24:44 ] Cyberin > are you the only one over there borris?
[ 2009.10.15 03:24:52 ] Borris USAF > yeah i am fine
[ 2009.10.15 03:25:07 ] Borris USAF > got the old interceptor
[ 2009.10.15 03:25:45 ] Borris USAF > he is not in station if someone want to get this dude
[ 2009.10.15 03:26:57 ] Borris USAF > [03:26:43] Rusty01 > All i can tell you is that i that this war will last a long time
[ 2009.10.15 03:27:53 ] Borris USAF > [03:27:44] Rusty01 > I am hopping for 2 years
[ 2009.10.15 03:28:17 ] Cyberin > tell him if he gives us the 2 bil we will make it mutual and he won’t have to pay forever
[ 2009.10.15 03:29:18 ] Borris USAF > [03:29:00] Rusty01 > and anyone that you guys have upset that would like to join in
[ 2009.10.15 03:30:23 ] Borris USAF > [03:30:09] Rusty01 > I will be starting to sook for new members in the next few days
[ 2009.10.15 03:30:36 ] Borris USAF > this guy is special i think.
[ 2009.10.15 03:31:23 ] Borris USAF > [03:30:52] Rusty01 > people that want PVP will join
[ 2009.10.15 03:31:27 ] Borris USAF > [03:31:15] Rusty01 > Mission runners will help pay for the war
[ 2009.10.15 03:31:54 ] Kahega Amielden > lol
[ 2009.10.15 03:31:56 ] Himei > I wonder how much of this he’s making up on the spot and how much is unwarranted self-importance.
[ 2009.10.15 03:32:34 ] Borris USAF > not sure but i am ready to see what comes if any of it is true.
[ 2009.10.15 03:33:07 ] Borris USAF > the people that i have played with in nullsec would laugh at this BS and say i got better stuff to do.
[ 2009.10.15 03:34:24 ] Himei > but let’s see what he musters, hm?
[ 2009.10.15 03:36:07 ] Borris USAF > [03:35:58] Rusty01 > All ship costs, Mod costs implant costs and wardec costs atm
[ 2009.10.15 03:38:01 ] Borris USAF > [03:37:53] Rusty01 > I have well over 100 ships atm
[ 2009.10.15 03:38:09 ] Cyberin > 100?! lol…
[ 2009.10.15 03:38:25 ] Rubin Stark > I have over 100 ships too and I’m 4 months old
[ 2009.10.15 03:38:30 ] Borris USAF > [03:38:14] Borris USAF > how many are interceptors lol
[ 2009.10.15 03:38:34 ] Borris USAF > [03:38:23] Rusty01 > 46
[ 2009.10.15 03:39:26 ] Borris USAF > [03:38:56] Rusty01 > and i am sitting on 1.5 bil isk worth of mods
[ 2009.10.15 03:39:42 ] Kahega Amielden > We’re fucked now guise
[ 2009.10.15 03:41:00 ] Borris USAF > [03:40:48] Rusty01 > I am going to take mt time as ii hve plenty of item to find and kill your corp mates
[ 2009.10.15 03:43:47 ] Borris USAF > [03:43:34] Rusty01 > I closed the wrong window
[ 2009.10.15 03:44:26 ] Borris USAF > [03:44:10] Rusty01 > I have about 10 windows open atm
[ 2009.10.15 03:45:01 ] Cyberin > /emote is tempted to give him 10 more…
[ 2009.10.15 03:45:35 ] Borris USAF > he lft station
[ 2009.10.15 03:45:40 ] Borris USAF > *left
[ 2009.10.15 03:45:47 ] Cyberin > wonder where he went….
[ 2009.10.15 03:46:04 ] Borris USAF > do we have anbody with probing skills?
[ 2009.10.15 03:46:10 ] Garresh > LOL
[ 2009.10.15 03:46:12 ] Rubin Stark > yeah
[ 2009.10.15 03:46:14 ] Kahega Amielden > In SN?
[ 2009.10.15 03:46:16 ] Arri Nightsnow > haha
[ 2009.10.15 03:46:20 ] Kahega Amielden > What the fuck is wrong with you? No one in SN can probe stuff
[ 2009.10.15 03:46:30 ] Schwa88 > nope, dont think so borris
[ 2009.10.15 03:46:35 ] Garresh > I lol’d…hard.
[ 2009.10.15 03:46:38 ] Borris USAF > [03:46:10] Rusty01 > I can out here to get some implants
[ 2009.10.15 03:48:42 ] Borris USAF > [03:48:32] Rusty01 > Soome are.. but i have ships in 5 locarions
[ 2009.10.15 03:48:51 ] Borris USAF > i asked where his stuff is
[ 2009.10.15 03:48:51 ] Arri Nightsnow > 5 locations wow
[ 2009.10.15 03:48:54 ] Arri Nightsnow > what a mogul
[ 2009.10.15 03:51:27 ] Borris USAF > [03:51:11] Rusty01 > I am doing missions on my other 2 toons
[ 2009.10.15 03:56:28 ] Borris USAF > [03:55:59] Rusty01 > i am 38
[ 2009.10.15 04:00:09 ] Cyberin > found him, he’s docked in Hatakani VI – Moon 10 – Concord Bureau
[ 2009.10.15 04:00:10 ] Borris USAF > [03:59:44] Rusty01 > they you can say my corp is getting payed to muck you guys around
right about here is where corp chat gets going good, secret info is shared, people are talking about random shit…so I’m cutting all that out and just putting stuff from Rusty…don’t wanna bore ya to much!

[ 2009.10.15 04:02:38 ] Borris USAF > [04:01:26] Rusty01 > there will be more toons joining me lol
[ 2009.10.15 04:04:10 ] Borris USAF > [04:04:01] Rusty01 > they will join me when there war is iver
[ 2009.10.15 04:05:13 ] Borris USAF > [04:05:04] Rusty01 > some time between now and next year
[ 2009.10.15 04:06:48 ] Borris USAF > [04:05:58] Rusty01 > his wife. and they run around the lake
[ 2009.10.15 04:07:09 ] Himei > what about his wife?
[ 2009.10.15 04:07:23 ] Schwa88 > ask him if his wife is hot
[ 2009.10.15 04:10:55 ] Borris USAF > schwa88 and cyb you two got a point?

I’m in a blackbird….70Km from the station…nope, no point…
[ 2009.10.15 04:24:28 ] Borris USAF > [04:22:48] Borris USAF > what alliance they in?
[ 2009.10.15 04:25:09 ] Borris USAF > [04:23:55] Rusty01 > goonswarm
[ 2009.10.15 04:28:26 ] Schwa88 > invite us into chat
(this is where that group chat from earlier started…)
[ 2009.10.15 04:50:09 ] Borris USAF > [04:49:43] Rusty01 > ! thing that do dont like to do is pod Kill people
[ 2009.10.15 04:52:28 ] Borris USAF > [04:50:44] Rusty01 > when i blow up your guys ships i will not pod them
[ 2009.10.15 04:59:29 ] Borris USAF > [04:58:40] Rusty01 > they locked my up becouse i tryed to drive my car into a truck
[ 2009.10.15 05:03:06 ] Schwa88 > 2009.10.15 05:03i am going to have so much fun watching your ship go pop
[ 2009.10.15 05:03:11 ] Schwa88 > from rusty
[ 2009.10.15 05:04:43 ] Borris USAF > he just said he will be in dodixie in a day or two and he will stay there
[ 2009.10.15 05:05:26 ] Schwa88 > 2009.10.15 05:05I hope you have isk to replace a few ships——————–
[ 2009.10.15 05:06:37 ] Borris USAF > [05:06:02] Rusty01 > atm i am using 1 of my alts to see how many and what types of ships you guys fly
[ 2009.10.15 05:06:42 ] Borris USAF > [05:06:15] Rusty01 > So i can work out who to target

well…this should be fun….

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